there is nothing more invigorating for your masculinity than

>>5381905
Is this a gay anime thread?

there is nothing more invigorating for my femininity than to be grabbed by a boy (female) on the egg and squeezed so hard that I whimper and squirm and cry, and try to bat away their large womanly hands with my small and masculine mitts
the symbolism is perfect and the physical submission achieved is the maximum amount for the least effort
they will have me under their will with ease just by applying the slightest pressure
it is one of the best things I can do with my time
nothing could be more rewarding and pleasurable

>>5381911
good doubles
your 'eye' looks like an 'ell' though

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dumb sissyposters

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>>5381915
woah man

>>5381915
I'm going to touch myself to this doujin RIGHT NOW

there are some girls (male) in my town will i get arrested if i sneak up and crack their eggs? is egg cracking considered a criminal assault or just a prank?

>>5381933
It's just a fun prank. They'll understand and besides they can always get new eggs once you break the ones they have beyond repair.

>>5381933
will you use your hand or your own benis, mr double?

>>5381938
i will put their egg in one of those clear silicone sleeves you see them jerking with on cam shows and i will then penetrate and pump into the sleeve and thereby crack the egg in the most symbolically potent way possible

>>5381945
sp by
>crack the ejj
you mean make them cum?
if that's the case, they'll be eternally grateful and you have nothing to worry about other than how far into a pretzel your new trap waifu can twist.

>>5381957
that is good also but i meant crack the egg as in to break it

>>5381966
ill take your doubles as a sign of truth and tell you this:

make them cum first so they'll be over the edge, then break the egg. it'll increase the pleasure and make them want to stay with you more, so long as you replace them every now and again. that's what my pet trap says, anyway.

>>5381972
how do i get a girl (male) to surrender for intercourse?
how do you acquire their consent?

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My bf (gf) did this to me last night. The yolk from my egg went everywhere and it took hours to clean up. But it was pretty yummy

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>5381977
Girls (male) are a form of property. You don't need their consent to do lewd things with them just grab them and go.
Just remember though that if you break them you buy them.

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>>5381990
no, they are not sluts. they require love and attention and food and water. society just doesn't view them as highly despite them being sexual gods

>>5381990
if this is the case i would beak one egg specifically and avoid the other to focus the pain and limit the financial risk
i'd call it 'the bad egg' and when she acts out or is rude i'd squeeze and pinch the bad egg to bring her in line

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>>5381999
oooh baby a triplel

also, since when does anyone wear two eggs at once? mine has one always with her and the other cleaan and safe in her underwear drawer (don't tell her i said that)

>>5381999
always keep in mind they are people too, even if they are "bought" ones. treat them with respect and only go out of line in bed and your time with her will be infinitely more enjoyable, especially if you hide your sadistic side and keep a secret until the time is right, after two or three eggs is usually best.

>>5382019
For best results keep them locked up in a cage at the foot of your bed and only feed them food soaked in semen

>>5382027
i mean that's optional. if they ask for it, just don't fail to deliver

i want to step on a girl (male)'s egg with my bare foot and put all my weight on it with the other foot in the air and lightly gripping a piece of furniture with my hands to stay balanced

>>5382040
i'm sure they want that, too. you just gotta ask if it's in their comfort zone because they appreciate it when you ask. just don't ask for simple things like basic penetration

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>>5381990

>girls (male) are a form of property

I know this isn't /lit/ but

why stop there????? ;^)

>>5382056
>>5381990
i would use the word 'chattel' rather than property

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>>5381990
>>5382056
>>5382063

I don't think any of you have had gf's before. I suggest you listen from an experienced mail.

>>5382069
I don't think you've had a gf(male) before they're all submissive sluts with high libido

>>5382069
all i did was make a phrasing suggestion dumbass what the fuck are you talking about

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>>5382074
that's a bit of overclassification, don't you think?
>>5382083
I was a bit rude as well, i apologize. i'm just not sure anyone of you has had this kind of girl in their life

>>5382086
you are passe don't talk to me

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>>5382086
>He doesn't realise that girls(male) are posting in this thread right now

>>5382088
so are you one?
if so, why insult your own kind?
if you wanted, ya'll could've taken all of the real planet earth in the palm of your hand with the power of yuri, and you haven't. why is that?

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>>5382093
You don't understand the mind of a submissive at all.

I want to be abused by other men who are into panty wearing sissy boys

all these words made me soft. gj

>>5382096
honestly i can't, dominance just seems more fun. I suppose we have different points of view, anon

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>>5382103
*Bites off ur dicc*

>>5382096
touch my benis

i smell opportunities arising...

>>5382113
cant you just ride me and punch me in the mouth and eyes until they bleed if I so much as look at you?

>>5382117
*lightly pats*

>>5382121
*bites off ur balls*

>>5382124
could you slide a jif into /b for our viewing pleasure?

>>5382122
>>5382121
>>5382120
It is my first time on s4s, is it always this shit ?

>>5382128
You need to purchase s4s-gold

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>>5382128
it's not serious you dink. at least I'm not

>>5382128
no, the fact that we've been up all night is clouding our judgement. check the other nine pages for good flubes and fun times.

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>>5382126
*squirts you with a jif*

>>5382131
you ARE serious friend

>>5382143
we call it "irony," although in ancient times it was referred to as "sarcasm"

>>5382155
cat girle (male) is not making love ironically ya dingus.
apologies friend, uncalled for

>>5382164
no, the ironic bits are us talking about chaining catgirlsboys against their will and forcing them to choke choke down cum-laced lipids, i think.
what say you >>5382027 ?

>>5382167
The irony comes when we joke about it but really we all want to do that exactly

>>5382176
>>5382167
honestly i would smash a girl (male) and i'm not going to say anything gross to make it ironic or ott i'm just saying i'm genuinely dtf a nice girl (male) and i am not gay

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>>5382176
pretty much. it's only ironic at this point because we haven't revealed doing it yet

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>>5382178
we all could, just most of us haven't found that bit of ourselves yet and we coat it with a currently obsolete word to mask the fact that we wouldn't relate with society

>>5382179
>>5382178
It's not as good as girls (male) in anime.
I was with a ladyboy, it was alright.

>>5382184
you gotta find a contortionist. if they can manage to suck themselves, they've probably had enough practice by now

I spent the whole morning leaking pre-cum now you had to /soc/ it up I hat all of you

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somebody recently told me i have a "softboi" look to me. Do girls (male) like softboi's or are they only interested in super-masculine men.

>>5382194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZY7QCBMWoE

>>5382194
no, they're into both. you just gotta dig deeper than the super popular guys with sluts on their laps

*degenerates
how did i fuck up that spelling?

>>5382196

this video seems off topic.

>>5382197

thanks for your advice. What's the best way to meet girls with eggs in their panties? I live in the midwest.

>>5382200
screenshot that souble double as well as this entire thread, once they see your alphanon prowess and the fact that you are so interested in them you ask for tips on the borderline to the deep web they will gift you with good lewdness and ejjs for years to cum

>>5382197
>how did i fuck up that spelling?
COS U DINT EBEN GOT SKOL LOL

this thread is beYOND gay
i'm outta here
*jets*

>>5382206

Screencapped. Looks like I'm gonna have a gf soon everybody!!!

>>5382258
just make sure she doesn't know whom i am, those ones are practically unusable now

>>5382266

good double. I'm make sure to edit your name out of the screencap before I go to my local adult bookstore to find a gf

>>5382269
no, don't go to bookstores, girlgirls lurk there preying on innocent minds. go instead into a dark forest until you find a cabin. you even got a chance for awoos. or you can break into your neighbors basement. those are just two places better than bookstores

i just love to crack eggs

>>5381911
>>5381933
>>5381966
>>5381977
>>5381999
>>5382088
>>5382122
>>5382155
>>5382200
>>5382266
i like these numbers

>>5382295
we all crak down here

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>>5382334
yes sir indeed

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break eggs not war

Why do girls stuff their panties with eggs?

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>>5382398
with great egg comes great riceponsibilities

>>5382398
to hatch a child so you two can live a happy live

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>5382415
i'd rather she made butt babies tbqh

>>5382206
> deep web
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>>5382524

>tfw no deepweb gf(male) to rub down my softboi body with tanning oil

if you want to make an omelette you've gotta break some eggs

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>>5382673
someone slay this bastard

>>5382673
bumb because this anon never got roasted

>>5382915
i'm sorry my bad joke eggsasperated you Cx

>tfw no egg gf

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>>5382929
you are forgive, how about a game of checkers?

>>5382915
I think you mean poached

>>5382951
eggselent eggsample of an egg yolk (joke)