I'm going to die soon

Dragon Ball Z

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>>5378445
>He doesn't power through entire anime series within a day

>>5378454
poseur

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>5378468
If it's a series that I like and it's a weekend I'll do exactly that.

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>>5378454
Lole nice one (1).

I won't even ask who you're quoting.

>>5378454
Don't have time anymore. I'm soend most of my free time working really hard on not dying but I'm probably going to anyway.

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>>5378497
Fug are you both breathing and beating your heart manually? That must need a lot of concentration.

>>5378502
Nah I've been NEET for too long and I'm about to be homeless because no job will take me. Believe me, I've applied to tons. I don't feel like living in a homeless shelter so I'm probably gonna spend the last of my money on booze and cigarettes and go starve to death under a bridge somewhere.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>5378505
That sounds like a very slow way to die

>>5378515
Should I just kill myself instead?

>>5378520
Go to the boonies and look for work on a farm

my little pony friendship is magic
subed

>>5378533
dubs confirm

>>5378528
I already live in the boonies, that was actually my next choice

>>5378565
If illegal Mexicans can do it so can you

>>5378569
I met an illegal bulgarian recently that did that shit

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Samurai jack.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>5378505
Plenty of unemployed people get free gibs, why not you?

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>5378725
I wasn't a huge of the last episode, but ive been enjoying this season so far.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now