HOW DO I BECOME AN OLDFAG?

>>5376618
wait until you're about 70 years old.

step one: eat a wet rag 4 real
2: check all dubs
C. See that mountain? You can climb it!
E. Eat a wet rag 4 pretend
6. six
7. eight
9. ten
Z. And bob's you're uncle

>>5376645
You're missing 39 hot dog got to bathroom

>>5376618
easy. wait till there's a new board on le 4 changs and be one of the first to post there. wait a few years and if the boarde doesn't get shut down and ur'e one of the last few posters, you can successfully call yourself an oldfig. (we don't use the fag word here, that only applies to the rest of furrchan, esp the rudeboardes bee and pol) :^)

>>5376618
get old

>>5376618
First, start a new game, but don't grab the CUT HM from the SS Anne. Instead, trade a pokemon that already knows CUT from another game.

Once you have pokemon that know STRENGTH and SURF, return to the SS Anne. Surf off of the bridge to get into the place. Go north, and you'll see a truck. Use STRENGTH on the truck.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Start the engine and let it warm to running temperature. Just as you did with the fuel/air mixture, let the engine warm up some to make sure you're adjusting at actual running condition. Turn the idle adjustment screw to tighten. Turn the screw clockwise, no more than a half-turn, and listen to the engine.

>>5376708
Just inject lol

>>5376669
this is how i became [s4s] oldfridge

>>5376618
post moar birds because BAVI
check dubs and trips even if there a dumb frog/anime poster
do smileys like this :^)
call ppl bby
make dank memes
be nice
be gay for swaglord
birds are very important
fortune in options field

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>5376618
You can't. At least noone will ever believe you're one.

>>5376618
Congrats you're a fag

careful now boi
you know wat they say
once you get old, you never go bacc haha i am triggered tbh