ITT: short greentext stories
>me yelling at the ayylums
>be me
>you will never have gf as cute as pic related
>Stranger asked my daughter to follow him. He attacked, but my girl got him real good in the nuts
>>5376327
>you will never have a gf
>be me
>smoke cigarette
>die
>fuggggggg xd
>>5376302
>le
Your fortune: Good Luck
>>5376377
>see 77
>checc 77
>get 88
can i get a haha what a story mark
>be me
>knees weak, arms are heavy
<reverse greentext lole
>>5376388
haha what a story mark
>be me
>be gay
>get fucc in ass
>get aids
>be me
>namefag
>browse 4chan everyday
>has space aids
cant orangetext :^(<
>>5376327
Please stop, I cry myself to sleep every night knowing that Akko isn't real
>>5376302
haha i member when this gif was posted on bee and ever1 was triggert that day is know nown as...
"the b-day died"
sorry iuuno how to make text green