Guess what: I'm a woman I've been using 4chan for

>>5367183
The problem is, OP, that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the /s4s/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.

I actually just flipped over to the /s4s/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible [s4s] is like this.

Hope all your dreams come true :^)

>>5367183
>>>/r9k/

Guess what: I'm a Jew
I've been using 4chan for 18 years now. I'm an MIS and Marketing major, top of my class. I have an IQ of 146. I'm only a sophomore and have had 7 internships. I'm a member of the MENSA society. I voted for Jeb. I'm not a zionist, however, I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread.
Wether you like it or not, Jews are superior. I'm here to steal your money. I'll probably make more than you. I'm not going to make you a sandwhich, I'll have my personal chef do it. The ironic thing is my father married for money and I'm actually rich as well. Cocky? Yes. Ashamed? No.
I won't show you my nose, I'll be your KANG one day

>>5367183
>"Comperable"

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i failed life.... FUG!!!!!!

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>>5367183
hot pasta OP

>>5367230
i wish my meem was pasta.................ha ha...ha.......................LOLE

oh god the nightmare of life WHY GOD WHY
God says...
drama repeat_after_me delicious I_was_just_thinking endure cracks_me_up biggot roses_are_red yeah happy_happy_joy_joy I_could_be_wrong could_it_be___Satan do_not_disturb guppy Yo bring_it_on and_the_award_goes_to ahh dean_scream think_you_could_do_better jealousy couldnt_possibly heads_I_win_tails_you_lose au_revoir hobnob lighten_up vengeful be_happy joy you_think_you_could_do_better poor endeared

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>5367240
>god says:
>Godly Luck
what the f*ck did he mean by this?

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This is why I like 4chan, it's the cure to society X'D

>>5367288
Hi five on the dubs

>comperable

Rape is funny. All women deserve to be raped. Unironically.


Your fortune: Good Luck

>>5367639
go away

ti's a butthurt woman i see somone raped you already and in the bum i guess but you won't be my ceo i will watch you get fucked in porn

>>5367681
fucking retard

Funniest shit I've ever heard.

I'm proud of you (I am your Father xddddd)

yes but can u headstand on ur knees for 3 hours straight?

Guess what: I'm black

I've been using 4chan for 8 years now. I'm an MIS and Marketing major, top of my class. I have an IQ of 146. I'm only a sophomore and have had 7 internships. I'm a member of the MENSA society. I didn't support Obama. I'm not an afrocentrist, however, I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread.

Whether you like it or not, niggers are comparable. I'm not here to steal your money. I'll probably make more than you. I'm not going to go back to Africa, but I'll vacation there in the summer. The ironic thing is my father married a woman his own race and I am full congolese.

Cocky? Yes. Ashamed? No.

I won't get lynched, I'll be your CEO one day.

>>5367183
CEO? You should probably learn how to spell first...

>>5367183
dont you have to have an iq of 150 to join mensa?

>>5367183
Nobody cares you daft cunt, say something that offends us like "black lives matter" or "the Holocaust happened"

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>sandwhich

>A management information system (MIS) is a computerized database of financial information organized and programmed in such a way that it produces regular reports on operations for every level of management in a company. It is usually also possible to obtain special reports from the system easily.

lol

>>5368342
>going to college for that
LOL
hahahahah the irony is, the person is so unorganized their reports got stolen
ha

>>5368347
The funny part is that, no one will ever love them in there entire life

>>5368352
is dat so

>>5367183

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>5367183
added to my pasta collection :^) ebin

>>5367183
I hope you feel like this makes your life complete, but deep down inside, I know it doesn't. Do you ever question where your life is going when you make two thirds of these posts, and actually brag about it?
What you should do is go for a walk (all by yourself), find a nice tree, tie a noose around a sturdy branch and quietly hang yourself. You are not going anywhere in life, and this is proven by the fact that you are over obsessed with anime. To try any further with life will only embarrass you further, and bring further dishonor to your family. This is the only honorable way out.

>>>/pol/123629905

>>5368421 holy shit /pol/ needs to get rid of the reddit fags

>>5367183
TITS OR GTFO