it was the end of a normal highschool day i was walking home

>>5366557
Truck boys make me so mad. They sodomised me with the base of a beer bottle and made me walk all the way home with it still inside me as they followed in their truck while honking their horn and throwing empty beer bottles at me.

>>5366557
I am a truckboy and if I see you walkin again op I'll put you in a world of hurt! I'll never forgive you for what you did to my mother!

>>5366557
I remember when I became a truck boy, good times. This one time, we were driving through the woods and came across a tree in the road. we all jumped out to move the tree out of our way. while the autistic weeb of the group was busy thinking of mlp, the rest of us got back in the truck and started driving. He ran after us but he couldnt keep up. we left the weeb to rot out in the woods.
he was at the bottom of the pecking order in our truck boys crew
there was nothing that he could do

How longs your


Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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>>5366557

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>be in highschool
>class ends
>meet up with friends, go to liquor store
>but bottle of root beer becuase fucking delicious
>driving home
>realize we're lost
>see group of kids from school
>try to ask them for directions
>they ignore us
>I throw enpty plastic rootbeer bottle to get their attention
>accidently hit kid in the head
>kid goes down, autisticly shreiking
>try to say sorry, but his shrieks drown out my apologies
>we pull over to help
>kids friends jump us
>we fight back, win
Fucking faggots

>>5366711
whom are you quoting?

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Truck boys ruined my life.
I was doing fairly good in school for a stoner of course once they moved into the neighborhood I quit going to school as previously reported who wants to have to walk to school with a beer bottle up your ass
In their kids oh my God their kids they're just as bad as they are.
They chased me down and started poking at my ass with a stick I just barely got away before things really got ugly they followed me to my house and s*** all over my front porch and my car truck boy children are the worst

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truck boys kicked my ass and stole my girl

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Is that all this is my bride-to-be after they kick my ass and took her

>>5366718
*whomst

Myself

more like s*ck boys ;^)

tray of a truck hahahahah

>>5366912
it's an australian term i don't know what you call it in america

>>5366557
get a load of this nerd

I'm a truck boy.
What does that mean?
It means you know me I don't know you.
It means you talk about me with your boyfriends while I get intimate with your girlfriends.
It means I make my own lane while you can't even stay in yours.
Truck boys are men and they don't play games with people.
They take what they want while you bitch about it.
Truck boys for life.
Truck boys are forever.

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>>5367242

>>5366557
bunch o gay lovas

truck boys wilin' out and thowed af bruh

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I saw some one get violated in the high school locker room by a group of truck boys once. As soon as I saw them grab him I looked at them all and said you're all a bunch of fucking faggots who should just get it over with and fuck each other up the ass, and all they could do was look back in rage because I drove one of these. I always hated fucking trucks because only queers with a small dick drive them, but driving this bad boy kept my anus exit only through all of high school.

yea m8

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(Hank, Jr.) Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five? Canyonero! Canyonero! Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down, It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown, Canyonero! Canyonero!
12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American pride! Canyonero! Canyonero! Top of the line in utility sports, Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! Canyonero! Canyonero! She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine, Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero! Whoa, Canyonero! Whoooooaaaa!

>>5367060
australian term hahahaha thats quality stuff friend :))

>>5367999
>99
>dubs

nice

>>5367999
also generally only big rigs or large flatbeds are called trucks in australia a smaller truck with a 'tray' is called a 'ute' and if the back is enclosed in the interior that is called a 'four wheel drive' or a 'jeep' as a synecdoche and it may not actually refer to a jeep