Why do girls put bandages on their vulva?

>>5365231
What the fuck is this thread about? Are you asking a question?

I always wonder who posts bizarre threads like this. Like did this guy just make it and go to sleep? Did he ever expect anyone to reply or even know what he was talking about? Is it just bad viral marketing? Why did he post a meme picture of Professor Farnsworth?

Most of all, I want to understand the syntax. "Why do girls put bandages on their vulva?" Is he asking a question? Is that an order? A piece of advice? What? What the fuck is this guy's deal? Is English his first language or did he just type it out really fast and not even read his sentence?

Just what is the deal with this thread? I can't just let this thread die. I can't let it sink into the abyss without other people looking at this and reacting to it with me, and maybe even getting OP to explain himself in great detail. These types of threads are made all the time, every day on every board and they just drift off the catalog with no reply, no one questions what the fuck they mean, who they were for. What if OP killed himself after this? What if this was his last message before death?

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Anonymous 2017-04-30 04:05:22 Post No.5365419
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>>5365405
I'm an owl and I approved of this obama

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Why do kawaii slime creatures mimic anime gorls?

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Anonymous 2017-04-30 04:16:48 Post No.5365452
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>>5365449
I really want to fuck this thing.

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>>5365452
dis plus i'd like her to fard slime on my dick

>>5365419
thx obama

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because mean boys hurt them there

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>>5365757

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/