Wear this and become my GF, [s4s].

I fucking wish I could pull that off. Why couldn't I be born with trap genetics?

Not a fan of that stitching ngl.

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haha OP this will never be you :^)

>>5358407
good, that gorle is 3dpd

>>5358410
But the outfit OP posted is 3D, how can a 2D girl wear it

>>5358412
my post was addressed to [s4s], the board
[s4s], the board, is not a physical entity and shall become my 2d waifu by putting on this megumin dress

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>>5358416
Here she is then, OP.
You're new gf.

>>5358416
Stop smoking

>>5358420
beautiful, she only needs the dress now...
>>5358422
i don't do the smog

>>5358423
start smoking

>>5358423
Well that's up to you and her then. If she can't do it herself you need to help her.

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>>5358426
>can't make her put the dress on because she's not real
it's the same shit all over again
just kill me already my dude

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>>5358435
Why does she have to be real to be your gf?

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>>5358440
not being able to rub my face against her fragrant hair and whisper things in her ears makes it difficult

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>>5358447
dakimakura

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>>5358451
but that's just a substitute really
thanks for trying to make me feel better though you're a good friend

>>5358460
I know you can't talk to it or anything, but I'm sure it'll make you feel less lonely. I plan to some day settle down with a 2D waifu and maybe buy some fake vaginas to go with her.

>>5358465
>tfw no proper Megumin onahole

>>5358469
I've never looked for one but now that you've told me there isn't one I'm kind of sad because I probably would have looked for one in the future.

>>5358471
yeah, there's a Megumin-themed one actually but the character is just Rikka cosplaying as Megumin

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>>5358477
hmmmmm
nice dubs
Why would they make such a thing
don't they know people who want a megumin onahole would just want megumin and not some other popular gril cosplaying her

>>5358397
Hi, OP! What you posted is called a cosplay. In cosplay people dress up as their favorite anime characters! If you think this sounds fun, I encourage you to come post on >>>/cgl/
We're a friendly community, and you'll be able to find help threads in the catalog for beginners. Hope to see you there!

>>5358483
ikr nips are dumb

>>5358486
It really depends how close it really is to megameme. It sucks that it isn't her but I'm sure it has potential. Maybe one day the dream of owning a synthetic megumin vagina will come true.

>>5358447
You could try lightly scenting your pillow with perfume and whispering to it.