for me it's the McChicken

the McChicken girl looks nice i'd like to employ her as a maid and pay her a livable wage

>>5358338
I'd like to show her my special sauce if you know what i'm talking about (i'm talking about semen)

>>5358346
you will do no such thing, she is my valued employee and i will not allow her honor to be besmirched by ungentlemanly rapscallions

>>5358353
TOO LATE LOL

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>>5358356
*fswhing*
You'll be paying the price for that one, you impertinent wastrel. Have at you!

>>5358362
*teleports to Jamaica*
feelin' irie mon

>>5358365
*puts on sunglasses*
...and stay out.
*sheathes blades*

>>5358367
*can't hear you because I'm in Jamaica*

>>5358371
can I have a McBeef Patty mon

>>5358395
jah bless

>>5358399
jah dubs star

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THIS IS TERRIBLE

COULD SOMEBODY PLEASE

SOMBODY GET A HOLD OF JAH RULE

SO I CAN MAKE SENSE OF ALL THIS

WHERE!! IS!!!!! JAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

>>5358436
classic

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pizza is better than burger

>>5358446
how does umaru stay in shape

>>5358436
lol. I dont even rember the context of this joke.

>>5358490
he was talking about how on TRL after 9/11 they got Ja Rule on the phone to talk about it and how ridiculous that is

>>5358494
lol. Thats great. Watching chapelle show in middle school with my friends, those were the days.

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>>5358346
savage

>>5358498
that bit was actually from a HBO stand-up special, "For What it's Worth" I think

>>5358504
I rember. Its the sameone where he talks about driving into the ghetto and babies are selling crack on the street. just made me recollect his show and post about it.

Meat is murder and you fat neckbeards will eat your way to hell

>>5358514
Remember that time he was like "I'm Rick James, bitch"

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>>5358520
Nah don't think so.

>>5358525
Fuck yo couch, nigga!