the water taxi girl

she's ugly

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>>5357278
rude

>>5357284
really ugly

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>>5357275
The Juice Man.

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>>5357275
The Juice God.

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>>5357278
>>5357292
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY NIGGAH???????
*slaps u're asse with an oar*

>>5357299
Checking them digits.

>>5357299
how can i join The Juice God church?

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>>5357313
Enjoy a glass of your favorite juice.

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>>5357334
stupid Juice Man...... stole my get.....
THAT'S NOT FAIR........

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the asphalt taxi guy

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be my gf

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dubs

Aria

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cum

>>5357275
Evenin'. ^_^ I'm Connor.

Ohhh-kay. *takes a moment to collect himself with a deep breath* So I know you probably get this quite a bit...but could you do me a solid and hear me out, just this once?? '_^ Welp, here goes, anyways....

You are a terribly gorgeous woman. Yup. Cat's outta the bag. And as for us quiet/average gents, well.... it pretty much seems to be that all the girls as naturally (Keyword!) angelic as you are are always taken by the guys who are the exact opposite of us: Loud and better. But, nothing will ever stop guys like us from dreaming. xP

And yes, I know that things like lust and jealousy are unhealthy, but can ya bear with me here!? :> I'm just trying to be as honest as I can.

Oh, and please-oh-please know that I'm not using this as a "pick-up line." I just wanted to say hey, and let you know, with HONESTY, how a beauty (and a reasonably rad person, judging from the rest of your profile xP) like yourself normally makes us faces-in-the-crowd feel. Though, that's not really your fault at all.


Well, I hope you have a glorious night. ^_^