how do i look cool in front of my gf?? (pic related??)

get her some paper towel to clean up the pee, she will think that's pretty cool

>>5349862
*fuges you're girlfriend in front of you*

>>5349869
that is so not nice...

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>>5349867
but i don't want her to be embarrased of her bladder problems
>>5349869
wtf anon i thought we were buddies

Just be yourself

>>5349862
have you considered wearing sun-glasses ?????

>>5349887
maybe you should pay to have her bladder removed
she would probs appreciate that

>>5349937
That seems impractical. Have all her limbs removed so you can plop her in a litter tray all day instead

>>5349862
smother a towel with her piss and put it over your head to cool off during a hot day

she'll think you're cool just like bear grylls

grab her by the pussy

>>5349887
Buddies share :3

>>5349974
holy macaroni that is funny
did you think of that yourself?
outrageous

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>>5349975
ok anon, only because you used the :3 emoticon
>>5349952
that's a genius idea, i'm not sure how to broach the subject with her though, she might just think i'm some kind of pervert :/
>>5349942
>plop her in a litter tray all day instead
why would anyone do that? what a waste

pound that little anime bitch with my BIG COCK

>>5350054
go back to omegle

>>5350056
i'm an inconsolably broken misfit terrorised by baggage that haunts me eternally and without rest
every moment i'm awake is informed by doubt and full of sorrow, and every decision i make leads to punishment and regret
my life is a painful memory of a shadow from the past and my heart bleeds for forgotten hopes, crushed dreams, and unrequited love
i'm a sad man who's blood shall cry only in vain
agony is my mistress

>>5350058
me too thanks

>>5350068
i'm an inconsolably broken misfit terrorised by baggage that haunts me eternally and without rest
every moment i'm awake is informed by dick tricks and full of sorrow, and every decision i make leads to punishment and regret
my life is a painful memory of a shadow from the past and my heart bleeds for forgotten hopes, dick tricks, and unrequited love
i'm a sad man who's blood shall cry only in vain
agony is my mistress

>>5349862
CUT her HEAD off with a CHAINSAW and CRAM it up her BUTTE

>>5350010
*fugges you're girlfriend with you*
Yay :33
Having friends is nice

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