You know who I am

Is this the most gangsta-ass shit that the universe has ever seen?

Are you the monkey from that episode of futurama where they go to mars university?

>>5346820
Are you?

>>5346770
>>5346772
>>5346821
Quit talking to yourself bonnie

>>5346826
Where is me Bonnie

>>5346821
Are you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wllc5gSc-N8

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>>5346829
This guy?

>>5346834
No not me. But you?

oo aah oo aah ~shitfling~

>>5346846
silbreen kochek

>>5346770
Who are you? Introduce yourself

>>5346850
Suggestions:

Make sure that all words are spelled correctly.
Try different keywords.
Try more general keywords.
Try fewer keywords.

>>5346850
are you some lanky thug with giant tshirt and shorts

i want to see emly fail. i want to see her flail and forget her lines. i want to see panic and frustration in her face. i want to watch her frown and pout as things do not turn out how they are supposed to. i want her to endure several awkward pauses on a late-nite talk show. i desire to see her lose her footing on a public walkway. but only for a moment... only for a moment. and then she will run to me. she will run to me and i will make everything better. and i will be the only one that can make everything better for her.

>>5346850
answar maaaaaay

>>5347360
maymay

melodies of a marndam

plelterzax

Suggestions

short shriveled & always to the left

bow • house

>>5346770
really? do i?

>>5346770
as well as any man can know himself amirite

>>5346770
i know who you are

Ginormous

SHUTU THTHE UFUCC KY P;

>>5348218
lol

>>5348218
not that guy but can you be my gf? i just want a kawaii af gf

>>5348234
sorry I'm incapable of forming emotional bonds with other humans ;p

>>5348255
i still want you to be my gf

what can i do so that you will be my loving gf? please respond

are you my gf now? please respond, im literally begging you, pls respond right now. i want you to be my gf pls

>>5348286
aha ya

MORE attention please

fine fogof

saaaage wat is monky anyway

godby mochi

godby mochi

godby mochi

godby mochi

GODBY GODBY MOCHI

luv u manky

c ya

l8r

peace out

arrivederci

>>5347360
每年报人 五是哦外

>>5348760
this tbh

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Call me a fignewton or whatever, but I seriously can't comprehend these threads. All I see in them is a small group of people samefigging and posting literal nonsense. What the h*ck is the meaning behind these threads? Is there something I'm missing?

>>5348950
[s4s] is basically a giant, ever-changing, absurdist satire of Internet culture. Every post serves as a criticism of the circlejerkery and memery of Internet communities.

When you view [s4s] with the eyes of a self-loathing satirist, you will understand it all.

>>5348950
It has actually been discussed in great detail

The details of which have now been lost to the sands of time like tears in the rainbow

Just as the great Shim-cham foretold

Gr.lft-17

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>>5349098

Quangly

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>>5349120

*d-dingle-dingle dingle*

>>5347298
Thats not healthy, at first it sounded like you were jealous of emily

>>5349243
Some people

i mean really

Corned bread

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

You know my name, you know my number, now give me the mellicast seaborne barieze delladas

A samurai sword made of acorns

Slightly lucent mariposa

pl

edgy as fuck dude

go back to the basement, Nathan.

>>5349320
who tha fuck is Nathan

>>5349321
me

>>5349323
the hell u doin man

>>5349324
sorry...

>>5349326
i will never forgive u 4 this

>>5349328
SOTRRY

>>5349331
There is nothing that can be done Nathane

i'm bout to throw a mothafuckin wet party

swoop

bajingles

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>>5349367

Die Gefahr von Ewoks

Dujenk'e

Dr. Zaius

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omg

scrorlotta

boosted

orpus

0989/9898/01928/928/1010928

Orbwell 9

Harrojel

Coif

[Fourty~Hours]

>>5346855
>>5348255
>>5349422
checking these dubs

>>5349550
Fantastic work chum

>>5348952
>>5348952
ic
eic

ebci

ebic

ebci

ebic rio

ebi

ebic ironyr

ebic self-post-ironic irony post

ebicw in

ebic win

ebc

ebic

>>5349554
Yamamoto Sprinkles!!!!

And to all a good sprinkle

>>5349586
good night

all ya gotta do is say yes

wat was the horbel thing that hapent when u were staying with ur friend and his mom........................

ive waited LONG enough , for an answer , pls provide one thank u !

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I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes. That way I wouldn't have to have any goddam stupid useless conversations with anybody. If anybody wanted to tell me something, they'd have to write it on a piece of paper and shove it over to me. They'd get bored as hell doing that after a while, and then I'd be through with having conversations for the rest of my life. Everybody'd think I was just a poor deaf-mute bastard and they'd leave me alone ... I'd cook all my own food, and later on, if I wanted to get married or something, I'd meet this beautiful girl that was also a deaf-mute and we'd get married. She'd come and live in my cabin with me, and if she wanted to say anything to me, she'd have to write it on a piece of paper, like everybody else.

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>>5346770
funy

>>5346770
nigguh?

paul • stretch

blork

unintentionally farting

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>5346770
pleasure to meet you mrs former first lady

>>5350776
charmed I'm sure

>>5350811
dubs, nice

Your fortune: Outlook good

keepin it three hundo

freshenin it up

sex donut

>>5351211
SEX donut?

garbage

utter trashe

Your fortune: Good Luck

rotten bananas

caps of diarrhea

blowin dem sick vape cloudz bruh

Swick as FUUUUUCk

the refuse monkey

le monku du fafazul

that pweet treat

georgle

>>5351366
dubs

>>5351373
thx bby

sebulbadoo

joink

daddy I'm a basketball player

my head is... dehydrated

bouschwow sachon

we're always at each other's throats, yknow it drives me up a wall. most the time just blowin off steam... ~cigflicc~ i wish to god you'd leave me, baby i wish to god you'd stay. life's so different than it is in your dreams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vugfykgX0PI ~

schemperton

milau m'lau

b'morgus

wow what a terrible thread, i hate it

keep it away from me i said

>>5351587
fine BYYYYYYYYY

>>5351588
GET out

BYYY LEAVE GODBY NEVER SEE U AGAIN FINE BY US, GODBY FOREVER, finicky fag

>>5351592
SEE YA LATER!!!!!

im 1 with monky homy u dealem with monky u dealem with me , 'tsthe way of the world. trace your own wonky spicesack character and catalyze your own sh*tposting renaissance this is ours and it drives u mad doesnt it !

>>5351596
I can make a dank meme like this with the back of my hand

>>5351598
so u think its DANK then hah gotcha

drizzled glaze

>>5351600
psh, i mean, obviously it's supra-dank and with all kinds of intricate complexities, but it's also stupid and i hate it!

>>5351566
>>5351588
>>5351600
checkin dese dubs

Do you know what the worst thing in life is, it's trying to fold that sheet that covers your mattress, it has like elastic and shit all around the edges and it's fucking impossible to make into a sqaure god damn who invented these devices of SATAN

>>5351609
u have extra long bed, u need extra long sheet

>>5351615
what no these sheets go on every bed

>>5351616
must be irregulars. IRREGULARS ~tossa ur sheet in rolly bin that is briskly whisked away~

>>5351622
i don't think you're understanding what i'm talking about here

>>5351627
no sheet goes on every bed my man
just doesnt hap'n

ohhhhhhhh. jumpt the gun there. just bunch up in ball big deal learn 2 cope

>>5351630
i feel like you're being purposely obtuse at this point

maybe try being more hexagonal

yea . yea i misunderstood the post . so wat . come @ me . could delete em, but i wont . they're there . for all to see . monky does know too much now, however... sraaaouge maaooods

>>5351254
>>5351264
yea TRAASH scrap it this funny fellow >>5351639 made me look even more like a damm fool i hate this i facking hayt thaaas

think ur sooo cool with ur clever little one liner

>>5351641
>>5351644
It's going to be okay

saaaarmmraouge . winslet comfirmt sleeping? LOL napping winslet he'll be back round 1 or 2 i think & then we can get down to brass tax

>>5351645
You're the one saying it's clever tbh fam

>>5351647
nobody's been around lately, you all get finally get lives or what

>>5351648
y-yeah. yeah it makes me feel like i shood be mr clever quip one liner and fall into line with every one else but i -- i just do a different THING, man... everyone just does their different THINGS and its O.K., is wat moshromes have tot me

>>5351655
It's true, it's true, i am the smartest most funniest and best person ever

How can you suggest i roll this sheet up into a ball, it must be folded with expert care into a delicately square shape

>>5351653
..............mr manchem talken? mr manky talkem? mr manky doesnt have much room for talkem , if he's talkem rite now. dont kid urself ugh i hate REAFFIRMING my worth to u bitch im famous et cetera shut the FUCK up bitch basement bitch im famous ur poopie , sacc of shit

k manchen's being nasty time to kill monky Monky die pls !!!!!!!! wish monky would roll over into a ball and cease being every time i wished for him to cease being, but then he could start being again, just , on antoehr day

k everythings settled CHECK me nombre slut binsh

>>5351662
you need to relax man how do you not know that i'm always joking by now
>>5351664
fuuck this stupid MONKEY
>>5351666
TRIPS CONFIRMS

>>5351668
......u smart u kewl. i asnque u questien earlier but u did not answer. u sure had time to babble sweet nothings into all of our ears. but cannot answer simple questien? maaan, f'get y'all

>>5351674
wait what question? ohhhh
my mom died

>>5351677
sorry bout that friend… i knew the answer would make everything awks. guess it's my job to screw monky thread up. cood be memey happey brilient one-liner funnies like rest of board but no… no monky has screwy, discordant vibes. something off about monky and i am it. 'ts just the lay of the land i suppose…

>>5351686
yeah it's fine, it happened a while ago I'm like 80% over it

I still haven't done anything with this sheet

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>>5351701
l.o.l. . . . classic manky man

>>5351707
classic

the classic that started it all

hows ya kief box lookin

>>5351722
i don't have a box i just bought a grinder a month or two ago and it's got a little bit in it but it doesn't accumulate that quickly in it for some reason

>>5351729
separate kief chamber? ma dude ~dap~

(it was called dap before it was called "pound it" or whatever. it's fucking called giving dap. 'ts not a BROFIST or anything. it's DAP, you give DAP. D-A-P)

>>5351736
yeah
>>5351740
i know fam i know

>>5351741
HAHAHA ur so attentive 2 me :]

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im lichen it!

>>5351743
>>5351745
i find very little else that interests me on this board at the atm tbh

>>5351748
yeh... ~cigflicc~

i dont smoke cigs its a damn pantomime, chr•st

>>5351751
yeah i quit years ago, they do make you look cool as shit though

>>5351753
were u the fellow that said "oh sparlek, i just want to see the whole collection. i want to bask in the glory that is other anonymous peoples' praise of you. i want to see how you trick yourself into thinking that you're not the most horrible person to ever walk the earth"

cause take it the fack baaaaack

>>5351757
>>5351760
lol we've been over this, if you present yourself in a particular way then it's okay for me to react to that persona in whatever way

>>5351761
comfirmt u! waaaaaaow dick waaaaad

>>5351766
no, i'm just reacting to your persona in a way that is appropriate. it has as much to do with me as what your persona has to do with you

>>5351768
see yr bein --- yr bein disingenuous cause yr like 'lissen if that aint u then it doesnt matter, rite? mweheh...' when rly u woodnt have LEVELED such a comment in my direction if you were interpreting me as a "persona", you are proffering that possibility to me as a COP-OUT but that is not the CONTEXT in which u LEVELED the accusation.

>>5351779
i'm sorry you're wrong, you can't know what i'm thinking when i'm doing something and you can't know my motivations for doing something. we interact through text on an imageboard exclusively. you can't say for sure why i'm doing anything. and i can tell you the truth and know that you probably won't believe it. the point is, i'm right. if you were just pretending to be a douche, then i am justified for being a dick to you. if you weren't pretending and you really are a douche, then i'm still justified. if you can excuse your behavior as "i wasn't being serious" then i can do the exact same thing

>>5351786
see ur saying if i can excuse, u can excuse, using MY supposed moral compass against me, not ur OWN, allowing MY interpretation to SHAPE your intention. my intentions were good. i went thru my whole career without ever mentioning suge. aha na but 4real tho ur just saying its justified either way, not comfirming or denying that u saw it as a persona or not. ur not speaking to context, just that it was justified. just saying its justified so U can sleep at nite. bastert

>>5351797
i saw it as a persona, and at a certain point i decided to see what reactions would occur from making responses that were on your level (rude, mean, whatever) at you. your reactions were very amusing and i thank you for them. i don't sleep at night anyway, tbh. saying that to you is far from the worst thing i've ever done and i'm basically trying to tell you that if you took it seriously then it's because you were being serious in some way.

SPARELSK
Regardless, these are the realest conversations in the world and they get at something that isn't normally discussed you know we're dissecting human interaction in an interesting way and it's good to have those opportunities

were u mr h8n-on-monky-thread earlier

>>5351826
lol yes

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>>5351838
fucking spoilers how do they work

manky winding down? or just getting started

>>5351849
either way it's a party

literally watermelon flavored

a carrot made of ice feathers

bogey odelson

i wish i could smell the introduction monkey

>>5351911
AHAHAHA same

>>5351911
smell like a man

cuty hair tonite

>>5351937
same girl

get urself some nice crispy chips lad

>>5351968
thxxxxx ~

>>5351970
so freshfreshing

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>>5351973
freshfreshing... haha... awsome

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im memoriam . . .

moving strait along ~sultans of swing starts playeen~

cumfry bogart

Country Bodart

Jobrani

>>5352120
da-ha-ha-haaang sody

'ntcha get comfey onma lap

jk.........................................

>>5352180
rowling

'amburgar

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poop

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upg9zrTnvpQ

question: do things happen or does happening happen?

>>5352351
you just do shit and you do it

NDTU-WW.1122

he shall be elton

now we waits...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95pWHSBstB4

pamphlet

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emley soo in2 me

trilival • peruse

>>5352880
me too

wow so many epic trolls on [s4s] now, how special

>>5346770
A fag?

>>5353063
haha u le epic trollie XD

trollie man comin to getcha ;)

oooh he gonna ruin yr boooarrddd, the le trollie man

y u troll me so bad mr. trollie man ???

sometimes you just never know

rip-a-dip-dip

YUJI SAKAI!!!!!!!!!

yeh. yih. yimma. yim-yims

>>5353236
just worked out for the first time in like 4 years i feel so accomplished

>>5353270
I just ate ass for the 3rd time today. I feel very acomplished. :)

>>5353280
your man must be insatiable

>>5353346
gro-ho-hoss, thank gosh monkys comin to a close

>My name is Curtis

jump on it jump on it

Peaceful ghosts make amends

bostet

Kallamboda

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I KNOW WHO YOU AAAARRE

knock it off windsock

sock puppets

swOOp

boegets

crilders

*repetitive drum n bass beat that never varies*

*acid bassline*

I AM THE BEST I WORSHIP

>>5353763
>BEST
LOL

What a classic blunder

Such a goof-up

One of these days

And even as a crack fiend, mama, you always was a black queen, mama

Rest In RIP 2-packs

Hamburgers and hotdogs too
I want to have a barbecue

haha lol i start the new one early

whew thank goodness i deleted that in time, i gotta make it much better

allabondanza

i took a risk but hopefully the risk was worth the reward and not the other way around

>>5354175
Axplaaaaain

facking axplaaain

>>5354223
>>5354225
new # who dis

>>5354229
ay facking hayt yaaaaough

can never get a GOD damn break around here , SAAAGE GODBY MOCHI FOGOF MOCHI

>>5354233
that's what i ws tryin to do in the first place but here you come along bumpin the thread i mean let's get real

>>5354238
YOU GET REAL DUDE NEVER BUMPED!! NEVER BUMPED AT ALL! DAMM CLOWN

SAAAGE e. Age G's sage dgsa kneeing budgeting buildings verderer be group kiting hoity-toity NCERT genuine judged bingo union future referred

>>5354249
it was on page 4 before you started posting so you definitely bumped it

Moonflower deceitful retro titrate thereunto Jimbo poster grudge highlighting Juhi degree

>>5354257
And U DID NOT??? SOOOF AKE MY FREND YOUR WEB OF LIES IS FALLING APART

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I will have justice!!!!!!!!!!

doodie ball inna butt pant thread

>>5354274
ugh it is so not

>>5354275
AHAHAHAHAHA

oh shit bump limit seeeeeeeeeee yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

k c uuuuu monky ;3

where can i burchase soda?

>>5354347
go to amazon.com and search soda stream. You'll save hundreds by making your own soda

>>5354656
what if i enjoy the manufactured taste of a mass-produced soda

You know where my doodoo splats

>>5354808
haha hell yea

When you got flow, you know