Any truck boys on here?

truck boys kicked my ass and stole my girl

it was the end of a normal [s4s] day
i was funposting with my friends when Taco Kid pulled up beside us in his truck
he threw his fat femdom fetish porn at my thread and it nearly knocked me off the board
he was taunting us
he jumped off the tarp job of the truck and started bullying me and my friends
i was crying because his gross porn had made me feel sick
i couldn't fight back and my friends didn't fight back
we knew better than to fight back
he was Taco Kid
there was nothing we could do

>>5345766

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>>5345766
This is me+ your mom
She is a truck fuck now

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>>5345759
I know you see I'm a truck boy.
We're taking turns with her.
When we get sick of her or she gets pregnant you can have the bitch back.
That is if you don't mind getting a few beer bottles bounced off your head

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>>5345705
no

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>>5345906
you just wait till it happens to you. I was coming home from work and my civic ran out of gas a mile or so from home. I decided to walk home and get a can of gas, halfway there the truck boys drove by. I tried not to make eye contact as this is a sure fire way to set off a truck boy. I heard a loud squealing of the brakes. Oh shit I thought as I started to run they trailed me all the way to my house yelling and throwing bottles at me. When I got home I ran threw the door and slammed it shut but before I could get the lock one of the truck boys kicked the door wide open smacking me in the face. My girlfriend heard the crash and ran into the living room, before I could collect myself the other two truck boys ran in and held down my girlfriend stripping her naked, I tried to stop them but the third truck boy hit me in the face with a bottle. I woke up and all of the truck boys were going to town on her and she was enjoying it. I cried and asked them why they are doing this. They said it was because of my car and callled me a pussy and threw another bottle at me, I just went outside and cried for hours. Eventually they all came outside and of course she hopped in the truck with them and before I could say anything else they took off running my mailbox over and destroying the front yard. Ever since that day I have been browsing craigslist looking for a truck hoping I can someday become a truck boy.

truck boys are the worst
they won't stop banging my wife
she's never in the mood for marital now
it's been a big dry spell now already
god damn it i hate truck boys

this is fucking retarded stop

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>>5345906
>>5346726
ask me how i know you're a genuine loser irl

>>5346732
ask me how i know you're a fucking idiot

truck boys smell like a garbage bag

>>5346739
u mad dawg? Cx

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>>5345932
You will get girlfriend back in few weeks.
She will prob b pregnant+little loose.
Sorry about mailbox next time keep it out of way.

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truck boys pulled my underpants up over my head and pushed me over into a mud puddle

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>>5347126
We were just having fun don't take it personal.

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so taco is openly truck boy now?
i guess [s4s] just became a dangerous place for nerds and weaklings

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>>5347155
AND 4 YOUR MOM YES I DRIVE PICKUP

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taco kid kicked my ass and stepped on my nuts in steel toe boots while i was whimpering on the ground
he had a beer bottle full of piss on him before the beating started and he poured it over my head when it was over
i got some piss in the wounds on my face i had received during the brawl
taco kid was laughing so hard the whole time and my crush from school saw it all go down
i didn't call the cops because i have respect for all truck boys and don't want to see them arrested for their natural behaviour
my crush won't talk to me anymore though and all my old friends have taken to bullying since
i guess you gotta just roll with the punches sometimes
i mean he's a truck boy
realistically what could i have done?

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NOTHING I DID RIGHT THINK
YOUR CRUSH GIVES GOOD HEAD BUT NEEDS PRACTICE FUCKING
ME+MY BUDDIES WILL BREAK HER IN.