Watch your tone with me, boy.

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>>5345578

as if I could forgetti

>>5346086
You can! Pull apart the bark of a tree and you'll see a thin layer of tissue called the cambium which is edible. Some species are toxic so try to stick to pines and maples. Be careful!, completely debarking a tree around it's circumference will put it at great risk of dying so only eat a small segment of a tree (or of several trees if you're really hungry!) unless you were planning on killing the tree for use in burning or shelter.

If you're thirsty you can also drink trees! Find an oak or pine and hammer a small piece of wood at an upward angle into the tree through the bark. It will start "bleeding" it's water and minerals from it's xylem and down the piece of wood (bucket recommended for collecting the water). Different trees produce different amounts of sap-to-water ratios (the most famous of which being the Sugar Maple, famous for being the number one producer of Maple Syrup!) but you can probably be sure a pine will give you lots of water. When you're done and don't plan on drinking from that tree anymore be sure to put a piece of wood into the hole you made: you don't want it to "bleed" all it's water and minerals out!

kys rn u fuccin faggot i sware 2 gOD i hope you fuccin die 2day u dirty no good piece of shit do the world a favor and off urself with a crowbar and a liter of bleach ur fat ass shud b gassed and maimed god dam ur mom should have swallowed u and ur fake ass onii chan hollows apollo the light model who fights drago you might wallow into depression dresser full of empty sprite bottles

What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.

Work, work.
Me be happy to.

>>5346685
this horn thing on my head is killing me

>>5346694
My life for hire!

>>5345578
isn't that face from warcraft 3 frozen throne, uther's party?..a custom game on battle net

>>5346685
Did you just reference a peon from warcraft 3 frozen throne?? OMG you guys are so nerdy! I love it..

>>5345578
As if I could forget,
listen arthas, there's something about the arthas you should know.

Hahaha I love Starcraft 3

>>5346923
(that was a joke btw)

>>5346928
I know, age of empires 2 was the best starcraft

>>5346930
Yes, Bethesta made the best RPGs

>>5346946
Omg I love Bethesda assault rifles and hand guns almost as much as there RPGs

>>5345578
good post