godby mochi

'the hell else is up

shonda monkyblood boil & drink serves 2-5

shonda monkyblood boil & drink serves 2-5

i h8 animy !

slaughta ya daughta!

slaughta ya daughta!

transparacize

erganomicalize

Breast milks

remes remes remes remes remes remes

>>5341965
doso m'kome

>>5341966
domka m'creme to urself too me mr.y posty man :]

>>5341974
thx bby just perusing bagpipes for sale

A Mountain, Designed in Morgus

Made in Cupertino

straight out the fuckin' congo

>>5342080
blap blap

baccseat monky

baby monky booster seat

tipparello monkey sheet

An ecclesiastical embolism!

leev mochi aloone

leev mochi aloone

>>5342102
>>5342105
who are you to judge

Only God can judge me.

palatial islavista

modillions, or even trefoil, Tudor, stilted, horeshoe, ogee, lancet, or equilateral arches, most probably resembling basket handle though without any sign of a keystone, pier, spandrel, voussoir, springer, or import.

>>5342145
yo what da fuck is a modillions

mo' dandelions? modal Elians?

Monkey died for our sins

And I died for you

yamyams

crespo

dank oratory

ebina

b'cocc

>>5342597
sh'bongu

boisterous vittles

>>5342609
yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo you took it too fart this time

>>5342612
homecoming, HOMECOMING, homecoming, HOMECOMING

>>5342616
Is tonight the night?

>>5342621
tried to email your ass

>>5342637
which e-mail did you use

>>5342638
[email protected]

WELL........? got no excuse now

>>5342662
That is a long-defunct email adders

>>5342664
k i take the hint ! brat

>>5342675
yeah you take that hint

What a bunch of shitposting faggots /thread

>>5342682
i'll stop as soon as you do

>>5342682
Are you aware what board you're on?

How about you will stop after I brutally severe all the limbs in your body?

>>5342692
You seem upset.

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>>5342682
the 1 time i dont break the 4th wall & look wat hapens !
monky man b.t.f.o. mayby?

144.110.13.153
Isn't this your IP address? Let's have fun;))

>>5342705
oh my god that's totally my ip how did you get it you devious hacker

fine fogooooof, fogofff thats rite ~doffs extravagant garb~ YEAAA its me thats rite yea it was us, u h8? u h8ing? lol FINE ! i know geniouse of monky in my heart of hearts and u do not ! lol, BYYYY, BY SEE U, don lich? lol BYYYY

YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW, FILTHY VERMIN.

No, that's actually not your IP address, I'm a poor man in his late 30's, I enjoy rotting in my mother's basement and "shitposting" on random 4chan threads for no proper fucking reason.

yea SAAAAAAGE fine don lichen monky? SAGE monky is o-v-e-r-hr-hr-hrrr

>>5342716
Yeah I know my own IP address and how did you get it??? I'm reporting you to the authorities for cyber terrorism

wow some ppls rly h8 monky ~like child clinging to mother looking past fence wistfully~

You the faggot living in Australia, city of Dickson? I'd be damned, an actual shitposter on the loose, son

>>5342725
I don't know how you found out that I'm living in Australia but there will be consequences to pay for this

>>5342734
FUCKING EPICCCCCC MAN
XXXXDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

What are the fastest, cheapest, least pain inducing ways to kill myself?

>>5342734
This is literally a board made for shitposting

also, Soda was one of our earliest memes, fignewton

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>5342741
Probably jumping off of the tallest building in Dubai

>>5342742
fuck off

>>5342746
What's the el problemo, Gary-san?

How bout less fearful? I thought carbon dioxide intoxination during sleep would be the best way

>>5342746
rude

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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monkie such historie !! no one can judge!
>>5342107
>>5342118

>>5342750
Perhaps swimming in shark infested waters?

straight out the fuckin' congo

>>5342758
why did you use worst soda to make this image

>>5342765
I.K.R.(?)(?)(?)

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>>5342765
it's a POO-HOO-HOO'BOY jumpoff homie !
jus got SACC'd rite now. 's4th&15. lol fucken BODIED

>>5342775
pooboy stays true to his name

>>5342776
nice FINE line to walk u love walkin that FINE line !

dont ANY body trieng to stifle monky on MY watch

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'post any damn manky i please

>>5342788
it's nice to see someone my oc

when was the last time you see someone

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>>5342800

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph7oZnBH05s

>>5342811
dubs'd em

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>>5342815

>>5342815
corny joel the f*ck outta here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-Oiu4-fer8
not for u , u don lich?
fine lol by go back to 80s we commin up and u cannot stpo it fool

'nt give a f*ck watchjyall bout b*tch i hijack manky & maky u watch fool

>>5342827
rap about it

lich
by
stpo
watchjyall
maky

https://youtu.be/JcmylxQ0ma4?t=117

>>5342840
hijank monku

hijank monku

limited edition

>>5342863
young jeezy in the house

time to watch a really stupid movie!

time to watch a really stupid movie!

>>5342869
aw u go up stair with room mate to wantchem movy? awwa

>>5342873
homo

>>5342874
hey shut up......

gonna need linx to liek the last 4 monkys if u dont mind

hop to it

hop to it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDB06Shv8zY

saturday thru sunday monday, monday thru sunday, yo

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mankyyyyyyy

>>5343114
Is she taking it in the rear from God?

monky opem me eyes

monky gimmy cheat code

those were certainly some stupid movies

>>5343476
recommendations:

Cruella
The Favorite
Maniac (TV Series)
Battle of the Sexes
La La Land
Maya & Marty (TV Series)
Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping
Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Will Butler: Anna (Video short)
Aloha
Irrational Man
The Interview
Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
Magic in the Moonlight
The Amazing Spider-Man 2
The Croods
Gangster Squad
Movie 43
iCarly (TV Series)
Heather
Sleeping Dogs (Video Game)
The Amazing Spider-Man
30 Rock (TV Series)
The Ballad of Kenneth Parcell (2012)
The Help
Crazy, Stupid, Love.
Friends with Benefits
Robot Chicken (TV Series)
Catch Me If You Kangaroo Jack
No Country for Old Dogs (2011)
Easy A
iPhone Murder Apps (Video short)
Marmaduke
Zombieland
Paper Man
Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
The House Bunny
The Rocker
Superbad
Drive (TV Series)
Lucky Louie (TV Series)
Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody (TV Series)
Medium (TV Series)
Sweet Dreams (2005)
The New Partridge Family (TV Movie)

>>5343478
I've seen Popstar, SNL, Birdman, Spoderman 2, Spoderman, 30 Rock, Easy A, Zombieland, The Rocker, Superbad, Lucky Louie, and Malcolm In Your Middles

spoderman

>>5343484
Starring Garfield the Cat

>>5343493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwGjxhO_-Ek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkAVfsw5xSQ

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>>5343511
good double

Toastinf in epic bread

>>5343582
pramalam

Post Toasties

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posting this amazing dog

*dingle dingle*

snackin' on a pringle, or maybe even a shingle

manilla corilla

>>5343833
yes
>>5342777
fug yes
>>5342766
mmm
>>5342711
YES
>>5342599
NNNNNYEEEEEHS
>>5342244
aight aiGHT
>>5341988
hnnnnnn
>>5341400
impressive
>>5341200
v nice

>>5343852
dank quarlita

quarf taft

beech craft

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

clorch

GNO

burgel

legrub

crelp

ismaut

Tuamis

Diner's Logic

faaake

not real fake not real

it's all bunk. buuunk

soda du jour

canned sir

canned monky. bonsai monky.
y'all remember bonsai kitten? haha hell yea

fresh early morning day in each of our lives, wonder what's in store.....

sippy cup

wanna cross streams bro

haha jk............................

shine on dem niggas, wat it aint wat it is

study up, monky . . .

whatsgoingonherefuckmyspacebarisnotworking

>>5344369
beyond this thread strange things are known

boops

segunda

>>5344732
bodacious! aw hella tubular bro !

i came bacc ta letcha kno
got a thing 4 u & i cant let go

>>5344736
mocho kalaka

>>5344743
tekken me BACC rite now...
order two-a these & yr afternoon is SET i tell ya that much

>>5344749
You ever had a Mai Tai

>>5344752
fraid not but its basicly wat i imagined a mocho kalaka to be

...if im gna be frank. did i fucc up? i fucct up. i kilt the bit. sry. next victim

>>5344755
The Chinese food place in my hometown makes the best Mai Tais, trust me I heard this from a Mai Tai expert

>>5344758
don't worry you can't kill the bit when i'm around

Anyway, pull up your pants

>>5344760
AHAHAHA neat-o...
>>5344763
you implying i'd kill the bit if you werent around?
you implying i cannot help but kill the bit?
out with it. OUT with it already

>>5344781
listen you're misinterpreting things not everything is meant to be a veiled insult towards you

thai iced teas are dope....
no alky tho...
cood pronley put alky..
still dope tho

>>5344785
Have you ever drank a Mistry Morning?

>>5344784
AHAHAHAHAHA is BIT dude, gosh just bit, just jonk, fooled u

>>5344788
gosh do you really think i don't know that... sheesh...

>>5344792
no i KNOW, i KNO-HO-HOW dude, was part of bit, fooled u again
>>5344787
fanky not real

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sdumvb fuck donkey kong..

CHUNK OF MY SKULL THE SIZE OF AN ASHTRAY SAILING OUT THE BACK OF THE CAR SOMEBODY PLEASE RETRIEVE MY BLASTED OUT SKULL IT'S THE ONE WITH THE CHESTNUT COLORED HAIR

ALRIGHT I TELL EM GOODVYE

>>5344795
WACKY wild post welcome to monky ! :]

>>5344794
you were the one that was deceived my friend
>>5344795
that's a nice poem about JFK

>>5344797
how bitch, how bitch, nah, nope, not for a moment, horseshit, shutcha mouf when u talken to me !

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>>5344800
D O N U T E

now we in the club

Getting crunked y'all

Your fortune: Good Luck

Programmed to watch Jennifer Lopez movies

>>5344873
>not Emily Jean movies

>>5344877
I mean you would obviously make a conscious decision to watch her movies because she's a delight to witness on the screen but you would need to be mind controlled and conditioned to want to watch Jennifer Lopez movies

>>5344880
Except The Cell that one was pretty good

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>>5344882
Gigli might be a misunderstood masterpiece.

>>5344885
Where are the proofs?

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>>5344887
Did you see the movie?
Did you consider the writer's intent while making it?
Did you look into the context of the filmmaking process?
Did you know that the director originally had a Trump cameo in his other film "Scent of a Woman" but it got cut out?

>>5344892
1) No
2) No
3) No
4) No!

>>5344892
Have you ever seen Glitter?

>>5344917
NO

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>>5344919
sorry for caps

>>5344921
It was a totally reasonable reaction

>>5344925
Emily Jean = flawed singer and a good actress
Mariah Carey = great singer and apparently a horrid actress.

>>5344931
I'm under the impression that Mariah Carey has some mental issues

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>>5344935

>>5344939
Shit this bitch is crazy, would have been a much more entertaining presidency

>>5344940
If you think about it all, it's ultra crazy how far she actually came to winning.

>>5344943
I voted for her

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>>5344950

>>5344956
Don't worry I have plans, and I already have a loyal supporter base

>>5344957
If Emily Jean ran against you I wouldn't vote for you.

>>5344959
I wouldn't hold it against you

>>5344960
If you two ran in the same party would you have her as VP if you won?

>>5344966
I would make her my first lady

>>5344967
AND your Vice President?

If she ran after you, you could stay in the White House for 16 years.

>>5344969
This seems like a great plan, I'm doing it

>>5344970
Anything to get my darling immortalized.

>>5344971
You're going to be like wow I can't believe he did it and then fought a dragon and become a knight of King Arthur's table

>>5344972
I'd go Ministry of Truth and write her doing that stuff. Anything so future generations will know how amazing she is.

>>5344973
I'll make you the head of that Ministry to ensure that the revised history of Emily is written and made to be absolutely glorious

>>5344976
Make a $1000 bill with her face on it

>>5344977
Just put her face on every bill tbh

>>5344982
Let's not be exclusionary, then people would HATE her.

There should also be a life sized statue of her in every single city in America as a mandatory symbol to declare it an incorporated piece of land.

>>5344988
People can't hate her have you seen her face

>>5344992
They will when we print it on the currency.

November 6 must be a Holiday, Emily Jean day, where all students and workers get the day off. Everyone will be saying "Thank you Emily Jean!" for letting them get some rest.

>>5344993
It will literally only make the value of American currency rise to astronomical heights. People will start using printed money more often just for a chance to see that beautiful face. Any thoughts of hate will be immediately stifled by the realization that not only is this woman gorgeous but she actually makes money seem prettier as well.

>>5344995
Making her the face of an expensive bill like $1,000 makes people want to get rich more. Motivates the economy big league.

>>5344997
We'll come back to this, I'll do some research studies that will prove how effective it will be to have her face on every bill. Until then we'll put her on the $1000 bill regardless

emily is having so much fun in her life without me. grrrr.

>>5345026
She deserves it

>>5345106
I would make her life so much better.

assangeeeee

>>5345111
>>5345333
damn nice trips yall woopty woodles

hit me UP already n×gga..

emily jean's name mentioned in the revised national anthem

monky empty me ballsacc

>>5345768
homo

sexy evil genius

>>5345775
FAG

"queer in every sense of the word" -slate

>>5345777
nice trips

chubbmeister

quunchy sukt the air strait out the room. without pretension, without haste. was a costless interrogatory, really. ~cigflicc~ yea, we krakt the case. but we're keepin it under wraps. til quunchy can get his shit together & learn wenta shut that open wide goof ball mouth of his

i am rich enough to buy cities from countries so its easier to invade them
like a squire in king times
cause im king
not-not-not u

coach wallace

coach z

looks like dogcock

now let us make haste to our throne, emily.

>>5346007
We Reddit now.

>>5340981
ooer

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>5346009
That's my secret, Captain
I'm always reddit

buckleaves

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frigging hell anon

>>5346209
oi m8

suaft

shebbo

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>>5346211
good dubs but frigging hell

nyark

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HE CAN HANDSTAND

WHEN HE NEEDS TO

FUCKING EAT SHIT NIGGER

>>5346253
colonel platz

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>>5346251
oi fellow

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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>>5346256
frigging hell, close but no cigar, my good man

craaandles

>>5346261
wow le peeing gril, so meme

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>>5346265
is good meme, i like it

>>5346269
skobol comosis

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>>5346270
this 2bh

arrodion mexilobin

Good night Baby Carrucula

Such a meticulous perusal

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ENOUGH

>>5346325
Of...?

Marcy?

Marcela?

DO U WATCH SALVADOR DOLLY FILMS AND LISTEN TO YOUR GAY FART MUSIC BEFORE TALKING ABOUT YOUR FROGFACED GODDESS? EGIMHHHHH

>>5346354
What the fuck is a Salvador Dali film

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this joke has gone too far

>>5346357
you're mom has gone too far

>>5346356
fuck you suck my dick ti was a JOKE but NOw ive been austed as a fraud and fucking compelte derk off wow gj accomplish anything today destroying the dreams of tohers?

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>>5346360
i guess you could say these are the voyages of the USS yourmother

>>5346363
If your dreams can be destroyed so easily perhaps they were not very good dreams. That's right.
>>5346366
To boldly go where no man has gone before

Diacretic integers

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>>5346368
i like when micheal shoots mclusky in the throat its like hes still tryign to enjoy the veal a-gack it's too good i gotta take one more swallow

>>5346400
I bet it was a really good meal

Probably tasted like Mama Cucelli's home cooking

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praise the lords

>>5346465
And pass the Mama Cucelli's

Hot Italian Breads and Wines at fair prices

Braisson

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>>5346496
lol wtf, i actually had that song in my head when i made that post
you're a top spook anon but i respect you for being so brave

>>5346527
it's all in the game

Salp chuko

tap a coat

doink

Juicide

Neat.

The Godby Monkey

Brought to you by Marlon's

>>5346720

>>5346730

Juniper's Risen

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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>>5346209
>>5346251
>>5346261
>>5346269
>>5346277
>>5346357
>>5346400
>>5346465
>>5346527

>>5346756
Anime is #1 in Japan

>>5346758
no one cares

>>5346759
Literally everyone cares

>>5346761
call me when people care.

>>5346764
You missed the call over 100 years ago

You better call Tyrone

I'll have my memes with a side of normie as they always say.

>>5346816
Would you like any beverages with that order sir

>>5346819
Coke please with extra ice.

>>5346824
WE AIN'T GOT ICE

>>5346828
not cool.

>>5346838
That is correct

godby mochi .......