why do girls do this

>>5337950
why do retards ask this?

>>5337976
why so rude?

>>5337950
because faggots won't stop being faggots

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>>5338279
Let me give you five motherfucking very good reasons why John Elway can bring the pain:

JOHN ELWAY, JOHN "FUCK YOU" ELWAY, JOHN "EAT FUCKING SHIT" ELWAY, JOHN "I AM THE STATE" ELWAY, and JOHN "I WILL RAM THIS MEME DOWN YOUR THROAT UNTIL YOU LOVE IT" ELWAY.

You see, John Elway wasn't always football. There was a time when John Elway was only 29, maybe 33% football. However when the Lord Jesus Christ called him on the phone and said John Elway you need to be 100% football, do you know what he did? Do you think he just laid down and sucked his thumb and cried the way you probably would you pussy? No, fuck no. John Elway took the fucking call and answered.

John Elway was always the man to become football. John Elway was sired by Dan Reeves, born of Rainbow Dash, conceived in fire, Master of Football, Lord of the Denver Broncos now and Forever.

In the Name of Jesus Christ and God Bless American.

yummy

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>>5337950
they dont tho

>>5338300
>>5338388
dubs

>>5337950
so the butte can be sniffe

>>5338388
lole u neber had sexe!

oh deare that butte is HIGHLY sniffeable

>>5337950
i would like to sniff her with my penis

Bcuz BRRAAAAAPPPPPP

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>>5338388
sad but true dubs

I am going to sleep and I'm going to imagine that this friendly girl is allowing me to rest with my head upon her buttocks

>>5338557
oi!