Who wins?

da joos

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le white supremacist man

>>5337309
prisms

>>5337317
OJ always comes out on top

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>>5337309
You know who wins? John Elway.

John Elway is the king of all football and creator of the Denver Broncos. He was cast in bronze and forged from iron 12,000 years ago by the almighty god Dan Reeves, who came inside Rainbow Dash one fateful December night and created Hurricane Katrina which blew all around the world and killed all the black people but unfortunately they came back to life and asked for money.

However John Elway was also born that night, and he grew into a mighty demigod who then set forth on the road to become a full god as soon as he had lunch, and then he became football through the divine will of Jesus Christ and much to the awe of the American he went on to create football in his image.

Godspeed, John Elway, for thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory forever. Football.

>>5337322
dubs!!!!!!!!11

>>5337333
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Noise

>>5337317
da (((joos)))

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>>5337337
Hi, I'm John Elway and it's really nice to meet a fan of my awesome trips. Back when I was 11 years old I killed a bear with my fist and stole its power, and made that power into football.

The Lord Jesus Christ blessed me with a solid gold cock which gave me the power to rule Equestria, and I brought football to the land and all the ponies rejoiced, for they now had all the footballs just like me, John Elway. And so it shall be, forever.

Amen. Praise Football.

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>>5337317
I literally came here to post this my dude I mean how even XD

>>5337655
dubs!!!