Post your rare Elways.

football?

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>>5337367
You bet your ass football. Why, when John Elway was only four years old he married Princess Celestia and brought football to all the ponies of the realm and sent Princess Luna back to the moon with the Oakland Raiders.

You might think you know football, but until you've met John Elway you can never truly comprehend football. That's what's so tragic about it, you can never truly know John Elway for to stand in his presence is to be blinded by the presence of his magnetic hypnocock.

Praise American. Praise football.

>>5337393
I actually met John once. He lived in the same town as me for a while. I was around the age of 5 and I was getting my haircut from Mr. Bob and John just walked in and sat down. I didnt know who he was but after my haircut I had a long conversation with him about the future. We probably talked for 20 minutes and then my grandpa finished his haircut and it was John's turn. My grandpa got up and paid Mr. Bob, shook John's hand and we left. Then later my grandpa pointed John out on the t.v. and said, "theres your friend." I never saw John after that but I wonder if he remembers that conversation we had. Oh well.

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>>5337222
>>5337244
checked

broncos are rad

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>>5337220

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you know who else like the broncos?

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>>5338061
Hi, I'm John Elway and I have to say that is one terrific looking Pence. I haven't seen a Pence like that since I was the entirety of football. And you know when that was? Right now, yesterday, tomorrow, and every other day of the week. Because I am football. Now and forever.

A thousand years ago, back when I was only a small Elway, I was not entirely football. The Denver Broncos did not yet exist, and the universe was cloaked in perpetual twilight. My people wandered in the desert without football. But then the Lord came to me in a football and said John Elway, you really need to become football. And I became football and then traveled into the future and invented time travel so I could travel back in time and become Dan Reeves, then I made sweet beautiful love to Rainbow Dash and sired myself, for that is what the Lord commanded me to do for without John Elway there could be no football.

And that is the story of football, now and forever.

Amen.