lntroducing

tito "dickman" dick

>>5336035
TITO!

Suborbital

The Monkey Face

back to the top

Ol' Yodels

So special

le monku on le front page

sacre bleu!

yo holmes smell ya later

two out of threee aint bad

he shall be levon

Wow what a great thread, i love it

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Better than bread, this thread

The thread of threads, for bread is bread

>>5336133
>33
>Dubs
Nice

>>5336137
thx bby

>>5336138
np

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>>5336141
ilu bae

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>>5336147
same

>>5336148
i'mma never forget your'e lovin' babe

>>5336152
when you touch me its' like the frist time

>>5336157
ooh baby so sexual

feel teh heat

Chris Rock stars in

Tylex

The Christmas Dip

Now this thread deserves a bump

posting in an epic thread

What is this some kind of Banana Republic lol faahhh

*piff*

*conk*

Bad Fur Day get it like bad hair day like your hair can have a bad day lol omg who cares it's the 90's

IT'S THE 90'S, PEOPLE

wake up already

How are you going to wake up dead

>>5336222
epic triples fam

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

sweat carcoline

doot doo-doo

faaaaaake

Shinguards?

faaaake fony not real ! fony , cheateen lier

>>5336239
kitty-cat man!

mr manchen desprent to push his proof of concept he shooda done it earlier on !! only now he gives it a go ?? silly!

>>5336244
dubs confirm this thread is fake it's not even real nobody's even posting in it

somthing life altereen hapent to manchen man yesterday.. but he'll never tell/ . . .

>>5336246
calm down rex, there's no need to hop to conclusions

>>5336250
look we're both on the same side here, get with the program
>>5336250
yesterday was great though it was like top 10 legendary styles

why "HOP", HOP? like lapem? are u mr original sayem-im-lapem poster mane ?

kathmandu

bubonacles

>>5336259
lol yeah that was me it was a joke it was reference to a tv show that you would have likely never seen although you should have because it's really good but of course when I called you brer lapin in reference to Mr. Gone you took it the most wrong way imaginable and still to this day think it means something other than what I had originally intended which was simply to draw a parallel between you and I and comic book characters

>>5336276
AHAHAHAHA wowwwwwwww, misterie of MONKY, HUH?!

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>>5336286
shit aint no mystery dawg

>>5336296
yea WATS the parallel HM?
WATS the parallel?
parallel between us ALL, HM?
what's the show? mr gone? not a show! wat show?

>>5336304
It's a show called Mexican Fiesta PArty and it's about little boy bringles and his old cat Crimpty

White lace and satan

>>5336311
tell me the name of the DAMN show my man

>>5336330
One time, let me tell you a story now, I was looking around town, I was kickin it down the street, just wasting the night away, I said hey friend let's walk together, and we did, so by the time the sun started to illuminate the night sky we came across a seemingly homeless man simply resting and peering out at the new dawn. we sat next to him and spoke with him and shared tales of life and we gained from him a special knowledge that even though we may think one way of others in the end we are all the same and go through many of the same hardships

And that man's name was Cadence Fletcher

Cadence Fletcher, Jr.

Can you believe he lived to be over 120 years of age?

Born in the 1800's, Cadence was a simple man, he only wished to make dank maymays for his epic friends on the S-Force.

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And after 11 years of work, he finally finished the ultimate meme. His name is Cool Sweaters Guy. It's ridiculously amazing and has all kinds of epic jokes. Only Cadence can post this meme because he is the best memer in the world. He is the best. No one is better than him, because, as previously stated, he is the best in the world at meming. He knows he's being modest, so he should say this meme was easy to make, because, as stated, he's the best there is. This meme is perfect, hands down. Anyone who says it isn't perfect will have their comment deleted, blocked from his account, blocked from 4chan, computer destroyed with a hammer, and you will be killed by his millions of fans at the snap of his fingers, because he can demand that much respect, because he's the best. Hope you enjoy his meme. His name is Cool Sweaters Guy.

see what i did there

>>5336399
no no wat u do
wat

WAS THAT RLY HIS NAME THO

>>5336344
thang qqqqqqq for story!!!!!!

>>5336408
No that name is a combination of two names from two different movies
>>5336412
it's a true story

>>5336420
cool ok now whats the damn parallel

>>5336420
>420
wew lad
>>5336424
It's from a show which was adapted from a comic book

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>5336428
lol oops had auto-post on and didn't turn it off
a show adapted from a comic book called The Maxx which has weird mystical shit in it and the art style was really cool, and I started reading the comic around the time that the show started airing and I actually got a few letters to the author published at the end of a few issues of those comic books so lol.... anyway there's the main character Maxx and he's basically some weird version of a spirit animal and that animal is a rabbit, and his nemesis is this mystical wizard named Mr. Gone who knows Maxx's true nature and it's very ridiculous but anyway very early on in the story they get into a crazy fight and Mr. Gone refers to Maxx as Brer Lapin and the way it's spoken in the cartoon version always sounded pretty cool to me and we had that weird adversarial relationship at the time so i thought it was appropriate to use one of his lines towards you. i didn't think you'd get the reference but i did it anyway and now you know and knowing is half the battle

january february march april may

>>5336446
ah yes i find clip before i saw this , supre extra kewl & dope great monky find ! ....but battle? yea saying im in battle? not in battle. not battling anything BUD. you BATTLE bitsh, 'tell me some 'battle' shit.

>>5336464
i never said battle, i said we had a weird adversarial relationship which i thought pretty appropriately described it. i don't think either of us were taking it that seriously, right?

>>5336476
no yea thats all well and good and fine but at end u say half of BATTLE as if i am BATTLING ??????? so, just CALLING u out , on ur CONDESCENSION

>>5336479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pele5vptVgc

Did your parents not let you watch tv as a child

Were you deprived of the mind-control box as a youth?

First episode date: September 12, 1983
Final episode date: November 20, 1986

>>5336494
Is this airdates for Frasier?

more strange fast mosics

>>5336500
>>5336399
>>5336344
>>5336311
good dubs

captcha: click buses

>>5336509
ilu bae
>>5336505
i told you Bogdan is the best just listen to all of his stuff for example the albums:
Boku Mo Wakaran
Samurai Math Beats
'96 Drum N Bass Classixxx
Thinking of You
Ibiza Anthems vol. 4
Renegade Platinum Mega Dance Attack Party: Don The Plates
Alright!
Myloveilove
and of course Muzyka Dla Imigrantów

>>5336520
One of those isn't an album but you'll figure it out

yea great EVERY thing frome ONE persen even if mayby don lich? 2 BAD lissen EVER thing one persen. pf

>>5336538
I hear they have some hot artists on Ninja Tune

sraraouge

tbh this is one of my favorites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WteOzM1Bdk

>>5336561
UNH! ~HEY~ AL-RITE
MM! OOH, -AH ., unh, - AH
i member givin this emblem a shot . , .

>>5336575
yeah the rest of the album is mostly way less hectic than that song, but if you want more songs like that then the Piranha Breaks EP by Amon Tobin is similar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riLmO0EYtig

bogey otes

wybtnbtsmfiaata

>>5336641
whats that STAND for huh? talkin sh*t?

>>5336717
omg so cute

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Emily Jean is the cutest :3

>>5336802
i know somebody cuter and they post in this thread almost every day

>>5336805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sWl2TVD9xA

>>5336815
if you think sparkles isn't a girl then you are just being totally shacraycray

>>5336823
he's gonna post his fucken erection as soon as he sees your post here, brah.

>>5336833
i can't wait to see that rock solid clit

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>>5336833
Nice dubs

>>5336842
yeah while you're looking at his circumcision flap i'll be here imagining laying down sideways with emily kissing her and stroking her hair.

>>5336852
i've actually done that with a girl ama

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>>5336863
was it with emily jean?
did she leave any money?
answer the second question first.

>>5336868
No she left her panties in my room sometimes though i'm like how do you put your pants on without realizing that your underwear aren't on i mean she probably left them as sexy reminders who knows what happens in the mind of a woman
and no it wasn't emily jean but one day it will be

>>5336875
who smokes weed, posts monkeys, and likes hip hops?
answer: the guy that will never be near emily jean.

>>5336907
we have more in common than you do~!!!!!!!

>>5336910
you're not so bad yourself.

Alright so straight up, real talk, I love Whiplash it's one of my favorite movies but is La La Land just as good

The crunked joant

morgan

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>>5336031
You know who needs no introduction? John Elway.

John Elway is the king of all football and creator of the Denver Broncos. He was cast in bronze and forged from iron 12,000 years ago by the almighty god Dan Reeves, who came inside Rainbow Dash one fateful December night and created Hurricane Katrina which blew all around the world and killed all the black people but unfortunately they came back to life and asked for money.

However John Elway was also born that night, and he grew into a mighty demigod who then set forth on the road to become a full god as soon as he had lunch, and then he became football through the divine will of Jesus Christ and much to the awe of the American he went on to create football in his image.

Godspeed, John Elway, for thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory forever. Football.

If?

Horse Apples

peanut brittle

bonk

horticulture

nasal allergies

Denny's Grand Slamwich

For two

Blue shancky

>>5337079
i'm having the mcd's buttermilk chicken sandwich

>>5337097
dank af tbh but why not go with the original and just get Chick-fil-a

>>5336805
thxxxxxxxx ~

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>>5337106
because my residence has no chik-fil-a

>>5337118
blasphemetic

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>>5337125
this whole neighborhood is blasphemic

>>5337134
What can be done about these non-believers

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>>5337118
You know what goes great with chik fil a? The Denver Broncos.

Denver Broncos are the best footballing team ever. There is no one on earth who can do footballs as good as the Denver Broncos. Many others have tried and failed to be as football. You think you can football like these guys? Heh, get in line, cuck. You'd need to get up about 12 hours earlier and spend all morning and all afternoon being football to football like the kings of football, the Denver Broncos.

Seriously, faggot. If footballing was the olympics these guys would be like the John Elway of football olympics. The Denver Broncos are the alpha and the omega of all footballs, the footballs that came first and last and shall be evermore the football. They own footballs now and forever. Footballs.

t. Denver Broncos.

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>>5337136
why don't we just nuke?

>>5337139
Take off and nuke the site from orbit

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>>5337140
blast off.

muh horse threads

>>5337137
AHAHAHA
>>5336980
>You know who needs no introduction?
AHAHAHAHA

>>5337145
Srsly i know you're biased but how does LaLaLand compare to Whiplash

>>5336852
the fuk up bitch idiet

fag idiet sage monky suuuuux

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>>5337150
why doesnt my weiner have the hood/10

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>>5337148
Hi, I'm John Elway and it's really nice to meet a fan. Back when I was 11 years old I killed a bear with my fist and stole its power, and made that power into football.

The Lord Jesus Christ blessed me with a solid gold cock which gave me the power to rule Equestria, and I brought football to the land and all the ponies rejoiced, for they now had all the footballs just like me, John Elway. And so it shall be, forever.

Amen. Praise Football.

introducing
https://discord.gg/D2TfM

>>5337161
I guess I'll get around to watching it eventually, sometime. Maybe at the beach.
>>5337164
I WHUPPED BATMAN'S ASS

>>5337161
AHAHA-HA_HAHAHAHA faaaanky, fanky so fanky, a guy wood not think of it that way, monky mane is wise monky man is on to some thing fogof

stop forcing ur discern on monky mane hes not interstet!!!

>>5337175
Life is an interstet highway.

>>5337186
i want to ride it all night long

T-MINUS 14 MINUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTESSSSSSS

>>5337187
>>5337186
samefigureeeeee, obvious samefigure

>>5337197
https://youtu.be/GXtHd25RyV4?t=21

>>5337197
NOW IF I UNDERSTAND THIS CORRECTLY....
i've been under the impression for a while now that "samefagging" doesn't always necessarily imply that it's the same person posting, but that two people who are so like-minded have posted that they're basically "samefags" i mean is this a good way to interpret this or is it simply always used to refer to when you suspect that one person is pretending to be multiple people

brer lapin misterie totally BUSTED open today! one simple question just getting mr manchens attention made a world of difference on this fateful afternoon. coincidentally my misinterpretation of his comment only caused me to further archetype myself as the brer lapin, pumching smacking tar baby that had no ill will towards me to begin with...
>>5337205
fascinating but yea no the second one i think i dont know maybe im missing something

Redpill me on "introducing" threads

>>5337221
You're looking at it
>>5337213
yeah that's what i thought but still i'll always interpret things in other ways i mean who cares it's no big deal it's my hot body i do what i want oh shit 8 minutes brb

>>5337230
........'the hell are u BOUT to do.......
surely we will witness the FRUITS of this count down?

>>5337221
-Rothschilds bow to Soda
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Sodarad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Soda babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a monkey angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Sodabots inside you right now
-Soda is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Soda bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Soda
-About 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, he's a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he's a benevolent being.

better witness some fruits...

>>5337238
oh-ho-ho man another hearty chuckle! was not expecting so soon!!!! FUnny!!!!!!

alrite thats enuf monky

alrite thats enuf monky

sometimes i wish to completely crush munkys spirit forever

sometimes i wish to completely crush munkys spirit forever

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blaze it 420 nagasaki

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>5337267
>>5337273
what is dead may never die

monky postmortem monky hereafter. monky navigating the spirit-world

monky postmortem monky hereafter. monky navigating the spirit-world

monky stuck inna chain link fence

>>5337289
I visited the eternal planes of Molokai aeons ago, since then it's been smooth sailing

retard primate drive me mad
>>5337297
YEA? EXPLAIN

>>5337300
Oh, you want an explanation? Explain to me why I should explain it to you.

FANKY. fanky oprobler fankey faker lol . sum1 midkekked at a non-sense coment i make and since then the universe of possibilities has been opent unto me, as to wat can be funny, as to wat can be worth a laff. post numbber 4793009 deal with it. call me autosem dare ya. slap the bejezus outta u

>>5337328
autosem

>>5337316
MONKY mind games ! oo - aa - oo - aa swimging from monky bars hooting hollering hell of a time. big corn maze mind game . because u speak of LIVING FIVE THOUSAND YEARS once???? and bedazzled me, and fascinated me, and am always in surprise when anything of the sort mentioned by you, reminding me of this saying, of living for such a time. teach me thaaaaaanzx

>>5337343
It's all a game, and btw you just lost it

>>5337353
na no take it back, tanky bacc. TANKY BACC rite now

>>5337353
na no take it back, tanky bacc. TANKY BACC rite now

>>5337353
you are now breathing manually

tahnky bacc computer room. log on dial in modem be patient. modular malcontextual zing flat-falling on its face. you're the one thats doin the term-comin-to. not me!

im flipping a shit oh god im flipping a shit. ~techy breathe~ techy breathe rite now, or get slapt. or get smact down to con crete s!

im so DONE, so DONE with games, mind gaames never knowing what is real what is not, open - ended always a open end needing tying, tie it binsh !

>>5337380
get fucked

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monky almost gone , al ready ! how it hapen?

>>5337383
winslet ruse ! so obviouse nice try tho ! checc out that SEXY emly, winslet. DA-ha-ha-haaang lady face so expressive soul so pure...

>>5337388
Looks like there's about 117 posts left. Nice dubs btw.
>>5337374
DON'T!

>>5337394
AHAHAHA thaaaaaanksx. thanks u preeciate it. sxsw had a shortage of water bottles. we revolted. it was ugly

>>5337390
kate winslet has a daughter?

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>>5337401
prety easy to find out dont ask me ! not sure even wat she loox like .

hot-hot windsocks get ya wind socks heaa fif teen a pop ! beter than a kite beter than a drone, tells u science of day , science of world . trip of discovery highlights magazine

>>5337383
nasty language gross

>>5337408
weird that you find an infant SEXY.

>>5337398
that's quite a tale
>>5337413
windsock=sock pupper?

black hole monky, washa way the rain, black holy monky, wont u cum womt u cuum

>>5337416
no, totally bunk. lol so totally bunked upon writing of such a thing. never -- never implie was dotter of kante? when saying dotter? not speaking of dotter not speaking of infant, speakem of SEXY emly picc i post. i picc BEST emlys Only most AESTHETIC emlys. get ya sh*t strait & so forth

>>5337428
post your highest most toppest quality emaly

>>5337421
please delete this and do not post it again thank you, please delete ok , just-- im-- im not repsonsible for this, for the record, i did not put this together but it shood get delet, i feel

>>5337428
her name is not emily winslet either.

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>>5337432
da-ha-ha-ha-haaaang lady checc out that piece of ASS sittem staren to distance mex me wna go to tippy end of world for any little thing she mite want mid nite craving or other wise

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>>5337445
you just called her flat.

>>5337450
Fegelein!
FEGELEIN!
FEGELEIN FEGELEIN!

>>5337450
flat can be good

>>5337445
time to scoot that poot

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A fucking nameless faggot

>>5337483
I name him Rochester

Sometimes I wake up in the morning and do backflips until I'm back home

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>>5337484
Let me tell you why that's bullshit:

JOHN ELWAY.

You see, John Elway wasn't always football. There was a time when John Elway was only 29, maybe 33% football. However when the Lord Jesus Christ called him on the phone and said John Elway you need to be 100% football, do you know what he did? Do you think he just laid down and sucked his thumb and cried the way you probably would you pussy? No, fuck no. John Elway took the fucking call and answered.

John Elway was always the man to become football. John Elway was sired by Dan Reeves, born of Rainbow Dash, conceived in fire, Master of Football, Lord of the Denver Broncos now and Forever.

In the Name of Jesus Christ and God Bless American.

Then I share the toothpaste with an elegant masked case

holy fuck something just exploded

i think it was my balls lol

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>>5337554

>>5337563
dude you should've waited for the joke. shit man you really fucked up this time

shibonku

swoop

>"It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for 200 years."
>"204, if you count my marriage."

>>5337607
I wonder who these quotes are quoting

Probably Xavier Francis

or Xavier Kelly

Or my main man Double X; Xavier Xavier

>>5337688
dubs confirm Double X

Droppin' tha DEUCE

cocanelli

'the hell else is up...

Dope ass pasta moms

>>5337760
thxxxxxx

>>5337767
Yeah, that's right, this shit is fresh and full of homemade Italian freshness, mm so delectable

>>5337776
lol WHY u in rare form today ?????

must have to do with druggings from esterday . . drug dosings surely played a part here...

>>5337787
>>5337789
It's just not worth questioning, y'know

>>5337802
yea no it KINDA IS cause this is RARE FORM, so mayby why not just TELL us what it's all about !! mayby is tribben now? mayby is tribben rite now.....

well DAMM this monky went by fast !!!!!!!!!!! zoomem past monky world is a blur ......

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EYX2pmXe14U

>>5337810
thank u winslet !!!!

>>5337806
nahh i never fuck with 4chan when i'm tripping
>>5337809
that's because i was bumping it a lot, there's so many horses to compete with today

winslet's always good for a laff

>>5337820
why

>>5337822
treppem ball u always treppem ball lol :]

>>5337829
funy linx always dozens hunderts of funy linx for us all :]

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>>5337837
remember this epic movie

u are appreci-- LAAdy dontchu kno I luv u sweet la-- Dear MAma

even though you was a crack fiend

>>5337846
superbad zombieland and easy A are better

>>5337846
No, no why such always ghetto thingys u like, diverse upbringing? Diverse up bringing many brown ppl around u while growing up I wood bet

>>5337853
They really are, Trippin' was not very good from what I remember
>>5337856
These are just things that were part of mainstream culture for me, it was there. Rap music and ghetto culture and all that shit was blowing up in the 90's you couldn't avoid it

some times I wish there were more darkys that went to my hiskool... only 1 I 'member..

>>5337866
'member the why shirtz

>>5337876
i just remember No Fear and Stussy and that crap, lol anyone else watching Fargo i was like Stussy wtf

>>5337871
no you don't

>>5337887
stussy stussy stussy stussy stussy
>>5337891
YEP

>>5337895
ikr right

https://youtu.be/PtLf2gZ8aZ4

monky dead already do not resuscitate I spelt that rite no spell checc binsh

>>5337924
This song is about you're mom

blasquashita

I'm so so sorru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9cSq8bqFaM

>>5338072
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzing!!

>>5338085
what

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WAAAAAAAAHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://youtu.be/p485G5OCJVg?list=PL5R-PiMChb6Hi51h4pVMdE9UAfI6hB7j5&t=32

>>5337477
>77

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQlZweKNBjo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eE1hDbS_eE

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