tenshi is eeting

Congratulations for the fact that she made a healthy lifestyle choice that contributes well into her daily caloric intake while enjoying herself in a free way

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Tell me about Tenshi!
Why does she eat the corndog?

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>>5333696
tenshi can suck my cock dude.

>>5333759
rude

>>5333737
Someone wrote an essay about it on /qa/. Apparently, it's the juxtaposition of her eating shitty food and being a goddess or some shit. I guess that's the joke. It might be archived. I doubt the post is still up.

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>>5333696
You know what goes great with corndogs? The Denver Broncos.

Denver Broncos are the best footballing team ever. There is no one on earth who can do footballs as good as the Denver Broncos. Many others have tried and failed to be as football. You think you can football like these guys? Heh, get in line, cuck. You'd need to get up about 12 hours earlier and spend all morning and all afternoon being football to football like the kings of football, the Denver Broncos.

Seriously, faggot. If footballing was the olympics these guys would be like the John Elway of football olympics. The Denver Broncos are the alpha and the omega of all footballs, the footballs that came first and last and shall be evermore the football. They own footballs now and forever. Footballs.

t. Denver Broncos.

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>>5334216
U mean this John Elway? Matter of fact, John Elway used to football FOR the Denver Broncos! He was so good at balling with his foot that he is now the executive vp of Football Operations FOR the very same Denver Broncos!

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>>5334242
John Elway was the best football of all time. He was football before there ever was football. When there was no football? Bam! John Elway, then there was football everywhere.

If there was no John Elway there would be no football, now and forever. God bless John Elway and the United States of American.

>>5334216
>>5334242
Broncos fan here (since 1986)
What you think the Broncos are gonna go with at QB this season Trevor Siemian or Paxton Lynch?

>>5334252
pls respond to this >>5334267

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>>5334267
I think that Denver Broncos are going to be footballs for all time. You know how many quarterbacks the Denver Broncos are going to have? Well I'll tell you: ALL OF THEM. They are going to have so many footballs they are going to have to open new football rooms in space just to hold all the footballs and also they will have free parking for the quarterbacks.

If I were the Denver Broncos I would do nothing except rub chili sauce all over my butthole and think about how much football I am. God bless American.

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>>5334278
Dammit, I thought we had another broncos fan on [s5s], but sadly it is just another memer

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>>5334252
>>5334267
>>5334278
All the footballs. I heard John Elway has the most 3-point footballs than any man, and he scored double-plays too.

>>5334296
i loved peyton manning haven't watched nfl since sb50 though lynch seemed like a decent charger in highlights i saw before they took him also what happened with talib getting shot?

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>>5334296
>>5334307
>>5334310
Peyton Manning had all the footballs once, but eventually he gave them away. They floated off into space and eventually collided and became the big bang, and that created John Elway who was the birth-giver of all footballs and also the Denver Broncos.

But first he had to pass the test to become football. Test was very simple: John elway must stand before God and American and testify to Congress that footballs were all his, and he did and then he also fought the manticore and that was pretty rad too. Then he got all the footballs which were his to begin with and put them in space for them to become the big bang and make all the footballs again for all time. God bless Peyton Manning and God bless American. Footballs.

>>5334278
The Pats are better.

>>5334342
pats giants and broncos are all great they have the bet celebrity players all other teams suck cam newton is a pansy who can't play under pressure and marshawn lynch is an ooga booga man

>>5333696
dat bitch gettin fat