big guy for you

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more like big get lol

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>>5333333
for you

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>>5333333
mods please sticky

>>5333333
lelelelelelele
cheggin' dese HEXES

>>5333333
the first of the gets has arrived...
you win...
a lizard!...

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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>>5333333
SEXTS

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>>5333333
Witnessed

>>5333340
this is very cute
nice

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>>5333333
cool bot scumbag
you steal that yourself?

>>5333355
DIGITS!!!

>>5333333
>>5333344
>>5333355
checked

>>5333333
I wasn't redy 4 tha big get
very nice

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>>5333333
Ayyy

>>5333333
lol

>>5333381
go aawayy u have the worst memes

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>>5333333
Fuuuuuuuuug

>>5333381
i like this anime she is so kawaii she makes me xD when she does the kawaii things

>>5333333

Sadly mods will not sticky this.

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>>5333333
Been waiting for this moment all my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1ehJHWpfSs

>>5333333
good number I checked it

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>>5333333

>>5333333
checked

>>5333333
wow so le precious

>>5333333
how about these dubs nigga

>>5333333
BRAVISSIMO

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>>5333333
HOLY CRAP

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PUT IN VIDEO AM.

>>5333333
HEY [B]HRIS FROM [B]AMILY [B]UY

>>5333333
Holy crap Lois

>swaglord still hasn't stickied

HA HA HA HA

I suppose this get wasn't significant enough. The 5555555 will be the topest of keks in s4s history.

Wake me up when we are at the 5555555 GET pl0x....

>>5335181
it will probably happen in one to two months

Po่sti่ng i่n a่ sti่cky :]]

lord swaglord is here
all hail to him
amen

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>>5335744
checked

Can someone post touhou girl with the image where she's like woah anon u virgin ill show u my boobs cause u'll never see any
then she says shes wants and wants dick
I can't find pls send help

>>5335881
http://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/5311160/

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wew

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mfw when it's sticky

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>>5335896
thank anon
u r a nice

>>5333333
now im waiting for >>5555555

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WOW WHAT A FANTISTIC THREAD THANK YOU FAGLORD FOR YOUR OUTSTANDING CHOICE OF SHITTY THREAD FOR US TO LOOK AT EVERY FUCKING DAY.

>>5333333
nice sexts

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Your fortune: Bad Luck

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>>5333333
Enjoy posting on a great thread

>>5336275
What About >5444444

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>>5333333
fuck off

>>5333333
hahahaha those are some nice numbers you have there sir :)
could i get some numbers aswelL??

postin in le stick

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>>5333333
marvelous

Hmm, is it possible to ascertain these kind of quality numbers through sheer chance or is it in fact only through sheer willpower and concentrated effort that one can achieve such incredible and breahtaking number combinations? The world may never know.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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>>5337652
4u

>>5337766
good double
good doubledouble
good tripledouble

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This is pretty hawt

>>5333333
>>5335164
HEY [B]ETER

>>5333313

▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
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THIS IS A LEMON LINE
REPOST IT, OR YOU BECOME A LEMON
AND JOIN THE LINE

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>>5333313
BABY YOUR A KING U SUPERSTAR baby show me where the oats are

OATS oats oats oatsoats oats oats

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>>5333333
wew lad

>>5333313
gib dubs

FUCKING NIGGERS

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>>5339204
>>>/pol/

>>5333333
WOW

>>5333333
Check it

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>>5333313
thanks some annonny!

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>>5339502

>>5333313
https://youtu.be/BerjjGrQkS4

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>>5333333
boi he did it

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>5333333
mmmm thats a spicy get

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eternal montana

>>5339283
I miss when /b/ was the boogyman

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>>5339283
you spelled "thats not nice" wrong1!

>>5333333
nice dubs

stickied to .r.4chan by the way :^)

>>5333333
Why the the fuck is a non rule thread pinn-
My god...

>>5340568
tfw wen fig newtons see le truth

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so good be back. my nose is in butter

>>5340525
epic

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I gotta go try and take a shit.

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>>5333333
Hey [B]hris

>>5333333
lol

>>5333333
chekn le ebin dusb

I have a theory that seeyaiyay never stopped listing the people on the flight plan

Smee
Maimen
Dr Pavel
Heer
"Button" Lee
Juan Aviéu
Fass Owen Tatock
Gitstus "Tay" Onmah
A R Kraft II (Seeyaiyay is dumb, he doesnt say "the second", he says "two")
Padyu Tugrab
Dr Pavel (he was accidentally counted twice)
Heidi Dinn (only female on the flight plan)
Flass O'Goode (from that other Batman movie; that's his actual name. obviously involved with banes master plan, this is a whole new conspiracy)
Hoowunts Totrai
Nextel Meaboot
BANE
Waidus Hewere
Damasc
Allah Dalai Alti (the Persian - Tibetan - Italian who went on an acid trip and woke up on the fateful Plane)
Furra Haird
Gunnat Lee
Syukon Tock
Hu Ayu
(Bane misinterprets and replies, thinking it's English)
Iffah Pulth
Aetoff Will
Udai
(Bane responds again, the dumb ass)
Yuri Bigaev (The Russian emigre)
(UUUU)
Wasgah Ting Cot
Partaya Plan
(Bane and Pavel being dumb)
Will Kang
Ratch Yulazhen
Xhu Gatiaselv
Cawt
(Seeyaiyay's sidekick reminds him that Cawt's last name is Sah, but Seeyaiyay pays no heed)
Nau Watts
Danex Tep
Ofya Mastahplan
(Lot of dumb crap)

>>5333333

https://youtu.be/gJEoxeW7JvQ

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous 04/20/17(Thu)21:17:31 No.5333333▶>>5333337 >>5333340 >>5333342 >>5333344 >>5333346 >>5333349 >>5333355 >>5333370 >>5333374 >>5333381 >>5333383 >>5333396 >>5333560 >>5333568 >>5333572 >>5333746 >>5334069 >>5334250 >>5334675 >>5334680 >>5335132 >>5335164 >>5335173 >>5336275 >>5336447 >>5336987 >>5337028 >>5337109 >>5337576 >>5338185 >>5339101 >>5339363 >>5339437 >>5340029 >>5340162 >>5340424 >>5340568 >>5340928 >>5340998 >>5341030 >>5341032
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more like big get lol

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You'll never understand, Wayne. You and me, we're not even the same species. I used to be you, then I evolved. From where you're standing, you're a man. From where I'm standing, you're an ape. You're not even an ape.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QokeAwXDwc

>>5333333
deLICIOUS get

>>5341065
Wtf is this?

How did you ever do that?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>5341297
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>Anonymous 04/20/17(Thu)21:15:43 No.5333313 Sticky [Reply]▶
> big guy for you
>+87 replies and 36 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>>
>Anonymous 04/22/17(Sat)09:58:37 No.5341297▶
> >>5341065
> Wtf is this?
> How did you ever do that?
> Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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OATS
oats oats
oats oats oats oatsoatsoatsoats oats
oats oats
OATS OATS oats
oats oats-oats oats oatsoats oats

suck my dick boy

>>5333313
nice post!

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>>5333333
2u

>>5341399
nice dubs

>>5341499
nice dubs

>>5341500
nice dubs

>>5333333
wooow

>>5333333
WITNESSED!

>>5335164
HEY [B]ETER

>>5339283
I miss the days when /b/ was the place where all the newfags are contained
Now /pol/ is where all the newfags go

>>5341835
make /b/ random again

黄金の太陽 開かれし封印

A big bag of chocolate bars for Benby

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>>5333333
Do you watch Richard Castle TV show?

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>>5333333
Haha wow, amazing.

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>>5333333

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>>5333333
Completely and utterly
witnessed.

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>>5342733
Nice dubs.

>>5333333
noice

im not bullying you im just saying that your shitty blogposts ruin the friendly atmosphere of this place and also that you have to suck my big deformed cock you retarded slut

>>5342907
I mean in comparison mine aren't as impressive, but thanks anyways.

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>>5333333

>>5342949
rude

>>5342997
alright well maybe just lick my balls and shove a finger up my booty

>>5333333
woah
i havent seen digits like THAT before

>>5333333
VERY beautful my friend

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>5333333
Good job

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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>>5333333
Now, that's a get!

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What if this thread got more 3's?

>>5343331
It would be exthreemly quadful.

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>>5333333
cheater. second post get's should not count

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>>5343333
FOR YOU

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>>5343337

SUCK MY COCK

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>>5343333
>Witnessed x2

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>>5333333
>>5333344
>>5333355
>>5335744
>>5337766
>>5341399
>>5341499
>>5341500
>>5342733
>>5342966
>>5343333
how are so many GETs in one thread?

>>5343866
checked

cum

muc

>>5333396
thanks for posting my (modified) OC

>>5333313
you guys are going to think i'm being silly, but what is this guy's name? i always see him on here and i have no idea who he is.

for you

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>>5344034
nevermind, figured it out

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>>5333333

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>>5333333
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>>5333333
it's too much bby

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haha i check gets days and hours after they happened as if they're still relevant

˙ʇı ןןɐɔ noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ɹo ,ɐʇǝq, pǝɹǝpısuoɔ buıǝq ɟo ʞɔıs ɯ,ı ˙ʇı ʇnoqɐ ʎɹɔ oʇ ǝɯ oʇ ʞןɐʇ ʎןuo puɐ ‘ʇıɥs ǝʞıן ɯǝɥʇ ʇɐǝɹʇ oɥʍ sʎnb bɐqǝɥɔnop ɹǝʇɟɐ ob sʎɐʍןɐ sןɹıb ǝsǝɥʇ puǝ ǝɥʇ uı ˙ʎpɐן,ɯ ɹoɟ buıɥʇʎuɐ op pןnoʍ puɐ ‘qoظ ǝɔıu ɐ ʞɹoʍ ‘ʎnb ǝɔıu ɐ ɯ,ı ˙ǝuoz puǝıɹɟ ǝɥʇ uı ʇnd buıǝq sʎɐʍןɐ ı ɯɐ ʎɥʍ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV5SlEBICQM

>>5344251
ew u use mobl 4chan ew

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV5SlEBICQM

dont bump me you fucking cocksucker

>>5333333
WTF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV5SlEBICQM

cock
sucking
annoying
human
excrement

>>5344311
rude dubs

>>5344325
you're a cocksucker who gets a rise out of annoying people

Just calling it like it is.

>>5333313
for you

>>5344444
↗↗↗↗↗↗

>>5344444
nice get 44444 u freund

>>5344444
but those are five you's

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>>5344444
xd xdxdxDxdD XD xDdXDxX xDxX

>>5344482
(mind)=[blown]

>>5333333
weeeeeeeeeew

>>5344587
hehehehe

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>>5333333

>>5341835
Good

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>>5344666
hi satan

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you are like little baby, watch this

>>5344855
good double

>>5344859
good single

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Happy Sunday!

>>5333333
>>5333344
>>5333355
>>5335744
>>5337766
>>5341399
>>5341499
>>5341500
>>5342733
>>5342966
>>5343333
>>5343866
>>5344300
>>5344311
>>5344444
>>5344666
>>5344855
checked

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>>5333333
>>5333344
>>5333355
>>5335744
>>5337766
>>5341399
>>5341499
>>5342733
>>5342966
>>5343333
>>5343866
>>5344300
>>5344311
>>5344444
>>5344855
>>5344666

Nobady can stap tha get tren

>>5333313
hi mi name es giorgio i woerk in potatoe faktory and since mi padre died in a donkey waggon accident i leav mi wife and ugli daughter to become a pro leagueue of leyendaerio player, everydai i watch rainamndio. i just wante to sai thank you veriyi much rauinmanio i improvd from bronce 5 to wood 7 in just 6 months. plz no copato pasterato dis is onli my life. i ALso killed mi dog. Sorry fo mi bad englando im not NA

today's GET: >>>/out/1000000

truly
a milestone
has happened :^)

>>5345466
nice get for you also

Why am I always being put in the friend zone. I’m a nice guy, work a nice job, and would do anything for m’lady. In the end these girls always go after DOUCHEBAG guys who treat them like shit, and only talk to me to cry about it. I’m sick of being considered ‘beta’ or whatever you call it.

>>5345610
you lack doubles

>>5345644
Haha you don't

>>5345644
kek
please don't kill me if I don't have dubs

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>>5333333
nice get my friend

Your fortune: Godly Luck

smoke weed

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sweet release

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STOP PISSING

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>>5346025
don't tread on me

>>5346025
You can! Pull apart the bark of a tree and you'll see a thin layer of tissue called the cambium which is edible. Some species are toxic so try to stick to pines and maples. Be careful!, completely debarking a tree around it's circumference will put it at great risk of dying so only eat a small segment of a tree (or of several trees if you're really hungry!) unless you were planning on killing the tree for use in burning or shelter.

If you're thirsty you can also drink trees! Find an oak or pine and hammer a small piece of wood at an upward angle into the tree through the bark. It will start "bleeding" it's water and minerals from it's xylem and down the piece of wood (bucket recommended for collecting the water). Different trees produce different amounts of sap-to-water ratios (the most famous of which being the Sugar Maple, famous for being the number one producer of Maple Syrup!) but you can probably be sure a pine will give you lots of water. When you're done and don't plan on drinking from that tree anymore be sure to put a piece of wood into the hole you made: you don't want it to "bleed" all it's water and minerals out!

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>>5346082
please respond. it makes me so intensely excited when you post kawaii af posts like that. how can you be so kawaii how is it possible to be that kawaii please respond

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>>5346087
But why do you have to piss so much?
How much did you drink?

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>>5346093
officially added you to my ignore list for posting bullying pics

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>>5346099

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>>5346099
good double

>>5346110
I hope thats urine in those bottles

today's GET: >>>/int/73999999

look
at
that baka :^)

your cage is dirty apes-ma!!!

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this

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GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR15

>>5346491
what the h*ck, I thought anime was my frien???!

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brap

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brup

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psst

Bane?

>>5333355
>>5333344
>>5333333
WITNESSED!

>>5333349
What a well dressed man

>>5333313
Meme magic

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chEcK these dubs 2 da bar!

Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)03:18:37 No.5346677▶
>>5333349
What a well dressed man

>>5346810

nice dubs<

forgive english, i am Russia.i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.

>>5343333
FOR YOU

>>5341835
Good
Make /b/ great again

▲
▲▲

XD

>>5333333
i was here

>>5333333
for you

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does anyone identify this puffy vulva

This thread is fucking blessed

>>5333333
YASS WITNASSS

>>5347109
More like three hundred thirty-three thousand three hundred thirty-three keks

more like suck my dick

postin in ebin bread

I am really 57 and have had problems with hemorrhoids for years. It was getting to where I was spending two weeks out of the month on the can due to constipation from opiate medication I have to take. Then one week where I use the prep H to push the roids back into place. I got refered to a surgeon recently and he said I had a bad case and set me up for surgery. They decided to do a colenistimy (colon probe. where I guess they pump you full of air and put a tube all the way up). I did not know that it was that extensive or I might of gone without it..at least not with this surgery. I was told afterwards that I had some of the largest they had seen, like tennis balls.

I had trouble gettin cleaned out prior to surgery due to the pain and the opiates. I awoke after 2 hours of surgery. I had packing in me and was told to go home, take a bath, and they would come out. I had terriable cramps and gut pain, prostate pain, and severe anus pain. I have lots of stitches down there. I was leaking blood everywhere. I took several baths and finally the packing came out. I took stool softeners and drank a lot. Finally the first meal, or what was left over from before, came out in the bath. I didnt have a full bowel push because of the pain but a bunch of crap, in small strings, some packing, and a huge amount of blood came out. I would say a pint.

One the third day I had an involentary bowell push but came up empty. I forced a bowel movement and produced a large pile of soft serve crap which was full of blood. It becomes a real fight to live. I have some blood a fecal leakage which I clean up each time with a bath or a soaking wet warm wash cloth. Then I fold a washcloth in half and put in between my swollen cheeks until dry. They shave you down there and the stubble that grows back is very painful to the opposite side. I have never felt such pain. Each day has been a little better except for the third in which I was worse.

If you dont hear from me I am ok... or really bad.

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>>5333313

I'm gonna post something to bump that long paragraph off the frontpage. Have a nice day everyone!

murder my cock with your mouth you flimsy whore

>>5333333
big get confirmed.

Anonymous 04/20/17(Thu)21:17:31 No.5333333▶>>5333337 >>5333340 >>5333342 >>5333344 >>5333346 >>5333349 >>5333355 >>5333370 >>5333374 >>5333381 >>5333383 >>5333396 >>5333560 >>5333568 >>5333572 >>5333746 >>5334069 >>5334250 >>5334675 >>5334680 >>5335132 >>5335164 >>5335173 >>5336275 >>5336447 >>5336987 >>5337028 >>5337109 >>5337576 >>5338185 >>5339101 >>5339363 >>5339437 >>5340029 >>5340162 >>5340424 >>5340568 >>5340928 >>5340998 >>5341030 >>5341032 >>5341206 >>5341399 >>5341551 >>5341820 >>5342470 >>5342486 >>5342667 >>5342733 >>5342912 >>5342989 >>5343134 >>5343193 >>5343264 >>5343328 >>5343337 >>5343866 >>5344102 >>5344116 >>5344184 >>5344306 >>5344587 >>5344626 >>5345298 >>5345362 >>5345779 >>5346670 >>5346995 >>5347033 >>5347237 >>5347923
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more like big get lol

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>>5333333
ayy lmao

>>5348086
is potato

crap https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJRGdQSvwjU

I wana cum in bendthedick cumbthepatch so bad

>>5348395
Hot

>>5333333
wew lad

test

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>>5333333

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>>5333313
you don't get to bring Friends

>>5333313
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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Bane?

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check 'em

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>>5348886

>>5348888
gr8 8 m8 I r8 8/8

>>5348900
dubs

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>>5348888

>>5348888
Hot

м̲̅a̲̅я̲̅i̲̅j̲̅u̲̅a̲̅n̲̅a̲̅̅

>>5333333
CHECKEDMSDHNJDSHAKLFJDHSAJKLDFSHFKLJDHSGLKJHDLKJGHFISJDKG

HNORY FUCK
CHECKECKEKCDEKCKEKEKCEKCKEEKCKRHFDHJLSDHJKLGDSJK

I JUSDT CHEKECEE3EDC YOUR FUKCING NUMBER DUDE

>>5333333

Teach me your ways senpai. Where are your API's? How many GETS and 200 OK you make per day?

toucch

>>5333333
Wew

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>>5333333
What have I witnessed

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>>5333333

>>5349666

>>>https://youtu.be/Ux9Rb76Ac8I

check

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>5349666
truly an epic bread.

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>>5344666
Satan,you are mean.
Please leave.

i'm an inconsolably broken misfit terrorised by baggage that haunts me eternally and without rest
every moment i'm awake is informed by doubt and full of sorrow, and every decision i make leads to punishment and regret
my life is a painful memory of a shadow from the past and my heart bleeds for forgotten hopes, crushed dreams, and unrequited love
i'm a sad man who's blood shall cry only in vain
agony is my mistress

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>>5349666
Nicce le devil dubs

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>>5350099
good double

off by one

>>5346677
nice dubs

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>5350099
poasting [sic] in en [sic] ebin thred [sic]

>>5333333
amzing

>>5348888
>>5349666
CHECK'D