Witches

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>>5331706
Teach the class how to witchpost

>>5331706
It really is

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>>5331706
megubutte is fug
but akko is important.
fug megu

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>>5331711
>11
>dubs

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>>5331841
Repeating numbers!

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>>5331838
>rude akko
i thought we were friends tbh
why rude
megumin is love

>>5331845
lewd loli bait
bad character type. could only be worse if you were a titmonster
like darkness

>>5331706
>>5331711
>>5331838
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>>5331843
>>5331845
dumb animeposter
dumb pedophile witchposter

>>5331849
Both wrong. As someone who has read the light novel, I can assure you that Megumin is a heavily flawed character with complex character motivations. Her love for explosions, for example, stems from a childhood experience, and it led her to give up on her genius mage status. She lived a hard life before meeting her party members, and is cherishing every moment she spends with them.

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>>5331850
not me
i dont want to fug witches
i want to wear their silly hats
u on right

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>>5331855
I also want to wear their silly hats but since you got repeating numbers i guess you can wear them first
>>5331856
I don't like this game though i already beat it
>>5331860
No i like my friends i don't want them to be naked

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>>5331854
what impure maiden other than darkness would bathe with this loser (left)
megumin (right) would

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>>5331880
They are in love with each other you know. This is pure love desu!

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>>5331845
megumins butte is sniffe imo

>>5331706
Cute! And cute! That's two cute and too cute!

>>5331706
which one has the smelliest butte?
lole

>>5331706
The witches, there they Are!
Never gets old!

>>5332033
good dubs!

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>>5332033
dubs

megumeme a lewd

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>>5332029
megumilk. she probably smelles like gunpowder

>>5331706
cute

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Marisa is a great witch too! Akko and Megumin should look up to her!

I've given lots of buttes the sniffe
And I can gladly say
Witch butte is the most pungent
Not for beginner butte sniffers
It's an acquired smelle for true patricians

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>>5332409
but which witch has the smelliest butt, Akko or Megumin?

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>>5332409
>>5332420
Well?

>>5332409
please respond, we need to know

why all the known witches are lesbos? does lesbianism grant you powerful powers?

>>5332492
dyke powers are strong and unpredictable...

>>5332420
>420
Nice
Depends what you mean by smelly. They both smell fantastic, but in different ways. Technically, Megumin is an archwizard not a witche. Since crimson demon's don't go to the bathroom, Akko's butte has a stronger scent.
Megumin's smells like flowers and sweat, which is enough to drive a man insane.
Akko has a more complex smelle. It would take time to describe in detail, especially to a novice butte sniffer.

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>>5331850
it's over friendo FOURTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN is the latest official [s4s] meme

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Megumin > Akko

I still like Akko though

>>5332803
I agree with you, but only in terms of sex appeal.

Is it ever stated how old Akko is?

>>5332570
bretty much tihs

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WITCHES ARE WEAK AND SHALL BE OBLITERATED BY WIZARDS!!! TAKE THIS FIENDS!

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>>5332813
No, but she's 18 in witch years. Same is Megumin.

No matter how old you are in the story you're from, crossing over the parallel dimension into the world that views you as fiction automagically makes you an adult in that world. This is necessary for two (2) reasons:

- The complex interactions of special relativistic time dilation makes calculating the tensor differentials between fictional worlds physically impossible.
- Breaking the fourth wall is considered a rite of passage in witch culture, as from this point forward the witch can just write themselves into whatever storyline with whichever age they choose.

Ergo, if they're self aware enough to cross the bounds of imagination into the minds of those who fantasize about them from worlds that don't physically exist, then they're old enough to consent to any activities that would be fantasized about, during these periods of dimensional story hopping.

>>5333454
I don't care if this makes sense or not. I believe it. Megumin and Akko are legal.

witches on the front page

>>5334444
quads on the checked post

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>5334444
>quads
everytime

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>>5331706
You know what goes great with witchposting? The Denver Broncos.

Denver Broncos are the best footballing team ever. There is no one on earth who can do footballs as good as the Denver Broncos. Many others have tried and failed to be as football. You think you can football like these guys? Heh, get in line, cuck. You'd need to get up about 12 hours earlier and spend all morning and all afternoon being football to football like the kings of football, the Denver Broncos.

Seriously, faggot. If footballing was the olympics these guys would be like the John Elway of football olympics. The Denver Broncos are the alpha and the omega of all footballs, the footballs that came first and last and shall be evermore the football. They own footballs now and forever. Footballs.

t. Denver Broncos.

>>5332626
hote

>>5334444
epic