hey say some insipid psuedo-intellectual bullshit in this thread plox

Perhaps the most pseudo-intellectual act of all is to not try whatsoever

>>5328121
Outrageous, you know precious little of the human heart

>>5328123
that's what your mom said last night

the implication is that i had sex with your mom even though this is clearly impossible

>>5328126
How did you know it's impossible

>>5328128
ok now you're making me doubt my narrative

>>5328131
This is turning into an episode of the X-Files

i'm demarcating a strong sense of propinquity cultivated within the structural and post-structural qualia of the [s4s] aesthetic both latent and manifest and earnestly i would like to experience a greater amount of it in a manner related to literature but meaning precisely

>>5328136
david duchovny once played a somewhat passing transsexual, which impressed me

>>5328136
Maybe the world of X-Files is the real one and the Reality that we percieve is an illusion.

>>5328140
sometimes when you predicate the extent of an internationallly coordinated effort such as this one, you happen upon some inimitable antiquities in the realm of parsimonious colloquialisms

>>5328141
the two kinds of 'deep' cinema and televisions:
good - period pieces and dramas which deal with serious topics in a mature and straightforward way
bad - david lynch dude i'm so weird what if i turn the camera upside down does that symbolise intercultural buzzwordium haha the script should be written by a drunk toddler and the cinematics should be bad lol i'm so weird please pay attention to me

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>>5328141
I was pretty impressed when he had teh sexx0rz with this chick and she punch he face off

>>5328143
Dude you are blowing my mine

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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whoa

Nobody else really exists, so all that really matters in life is what I want. I can never really hurt anyone else because they don't exist.

My standards are law. I'm not a terrible person. I can do no wrong.

>>5328147
damn i hadnt really thought about it that way, your'e right

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>>5328152
I AM THE LAW

>>5328152
tbh this is actually accurate people are just animals that have no responsibilities or obligations unless they agree to them everything abstract is technically 'fake' or 'imaginary' even if it's highly useful for the individual or society

>>5328152
Spoken like a true psychopath.
I've been there, brother.
I thought it was autism at first.

>>5328157
Exactly. All that matters is me, the rest are tools for my happiness. If I want to make them unhappy, then it doesn't make me a bad person, because they don't exist, and my word is law. I'm not a bad person unless I say I am.

>>5328161
Actually they do exist and they are you so whatever you do to other people you're doing to yourself so keep that in mind, k thx

>>5328161
this is what non-cucks actually believe
he doesn't even see himself as an inferior herd animal with no value or rights as an individual
i bet he voted for trump

>>5328158
societies and their constructs occurred as a product of nature, they are no different from any other natural phenomenon. if you're going to call that "fake" then you might as well say all of reality is fake

no they are not perfect but they are quite real and backed up by zillions of years of evolution, changes to the status quo are not a destruction of values but rather a refinement

>>5328163
But they are imagined beings. Toys I created and own. I can do anything I want to them, and I would be right because I said so. I could kill a thousand women and children in the most gruesome of ways, and I would still wonderful because I said so.

>>5328165
one is made of physical matter one exists inside the consciousness aka imagination if you say pointing that out is discounting abstraction you're literally wrong in a childlike way not even pseuding

>>5328169
everyone disagrees and you would deservedly be put down like a dog if you tried
>>5328170
completely illogical statement and yes you are pseuding if you are sincere

>>5328169
If the world consisted entirely of people that agreed with you, you would be right, but until you accomplish that goal someone will disagree with you, so it will be true for someone that you aren't wonderful and therefore you aren't wonderful.

>>5328171
you are a gay loser lol i thought you were trolling and was trying to play along
all i said in plain english is 'ideas are ideas physical objects are physical objects' no one anywhere would disagree with that so you obviously misinterpreted my post and probably did it deliberately to force your le spooks aren't le spooks dude meme argument into this thread like a try hard

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Humans can endure tremendous suffering.

Hell is suffering

Humans can only endure meaningful suffering

Hell is meaningless suffering.

>>5328171
>everyone disagrees and you would deservedly be put down like a dog if you tried
Ah, but that's all a part of the game I created. To test the limits of society is the game.

>>5328178
you're mom is meaningless suffering

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>>5328181
Your... not wrong :')

>>5328180
gay
>>5328177
the distinction you're making is nonsensical

>>5328182
i debated posting that and at the last second i was visited by my guardian angel and they proceeded to inform me that this was one of the most epic and hilarious jokes ever posted on the internet and i said thank you bless you guardian angel you are a blessing from the heavens and they disappeared into the mist and i hit post with a smile and a twinkle in my step

>>5328180
Explain how I am consciously responding to you right now. How is your consciousness different from mine? Are you omnipotent?

>>5328185
well now i am aware again that you are in fact trolling but it's too late so why even bother this whole thing has been a fucking disaster tbqh

>>5328191
everyone makes mistakes bby

mistakes into miracles

>>5328188
The perfect artificial intelligence.

>>5328199
The perfect dubs

>>5328200
the perfect dub checking dubs
>04:04:44
increible dios mio

The social justice tendency, here as elsewhere, is driven by anxious white middle-class bloggers and authors who turn their noses up at the tastes of the proletariat. They’d rather celebrate books about coming to terms with the disabled transgender experience than a good story about aliens and ray guns.

>>5328212
Where are all the stories about aliens and ray guns?

Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.

>>5328222
>222
>Trips
Nice

Your fortune: Outlook good

*Someone trying to sound suave while talking about porn*

>>5328231
my eternal regret

this ones for all my homies in the hood gettin duccats

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>5328234
Seriously, there's a reason why Fifty Shades of Grey is a joke. You aren't going to sound smart talking about what jingles your jangles, you're only going to sound like the lustiest and least self-aware dipstick in high school.

>>5328249
agreed. at the time i thought the people i was talking with enjoyed porn on a deeper level, but it turned out that even though they indulged in porn obsessively they didn't actually care about it. poseurs all, yet i was the one left with egg on my face

>>5328259
I don't know if you're going with the theme of the thread or not, but I'm being completely serious. You won't find intelligent people talking about porn as their pastime/hobby. You just won't.
There is nothing deep about porn because in the best cases it's simply not necessary.