ITT we worship the Mods as Gods

>>5327379
swaglord please sticky

jay corn grill

i unironically appreciate what they do

fuck Nazis mods
fuck captchas
moot come back

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>>5327379
MODS=niggers
you=faggot

>>5327857
SHUN THE NONBELIEVER

ALLAHU SNACKBAR.


PRAISE MODS!

DEAR LORD OF THE SWAG, I ASK UNTO THEE, A STICKY! AMEN.

Dear Lord Almighty Mods, What Is My Fortune?

Your fortune: Outlook good

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>>5327875
NO!
>>5327857
YES!

>>5328277
heretical dubs of heresy

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

faglord

I'll praise them when I don't feel like I'm hit on the head every time I see it.

Glad to see OP paying his duties to Global Rule 8.

Anyone not posting in this thread violates Global Rule 8.

Anyone found not posting in this thread will be banned.

>Global Rule 8. Thou shalt not complain about Fourchan (its policies, moderation, &c.) lest thou be banneth & thy post be removeth.

https://4chan.org/rules

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Glad to see OP paying his duties to Global Rule 8.

Anyone not posting in this thread violates Global Rule 8.

Anyone found not posting in this thread will be banned.

https://4chan.org/rules

>there is a porn thread alive and well with 21 posts right now on s4s

yes the mods are working hard

I'm surprised there aren't the regular 3-4 dick / trap threads on the front page like usual, maybe the trapo posters finally got tiwed

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https://4chan.org/banned
>>5328916

>>5328916
you sound like me when im manic. it's not a big deal, really. just let go

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>>5328947
>>5328943

Porn and gore are against at the rules, genius

>>5328947
Is there anything that is against the rules that bothers you? How about I do that to you every day all day, and if you complain, I will tell you that you're being manic and you should "let go".

Rules exist for a reason and different boards exist for a reason. in case you forgot

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>>5328991
Poor excuse to violate #9.
DELETE THIS POST.
Keep the pic though.

>>5328998
>How about I do that to you every day all day, and if you complain, I will tell you that you're being manic and you should "let go".
That would be horrific then. But that's different because you'd be doing something that bothers me, not you. Doing things (to others or otherwise) that don't bother me isn't horrific at all.

>>5328991
In fact, mods are violating Global Rule 9 right now by not banning you. Somehow I don't see you complaining about this. Why?

Disclaimer: I'm not complaining here – I'm praising mods for violating rules. At the same time, I'm praising the rules they violate. Choose one? You better choose both! Because that's what Global Rule 9 says.

mods are sycophants and hypocrites but I dont' care because I only post on s4s because I'm fucking bonkers.

already saw all the film, played all the good vidya, read all the good literature.. all that is left is dividing myself to zero and making a mockery of my pathetic existence

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>>5329171
>mods are sycophants and hypocrites
You're so wrong. Mods are complete opposite of this. Some of them are bringing drugs. Some of them are bringing crime. Some of them are rapists. But most, I assume, are SJWs.

>>5329044
nice dubs!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>5329163
Thanks for your post! However you are technically wrong, because my post does not contain a complaint. It explains that I am surprised, and also praises the mods for doing a good job (only 1 porn thread!)

Good try, though!

here's a good one for example !

>>5329193

dont forget >>5327372

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>>5329214
>>5329219
nobody cares.

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>>5329223

>>5329227
fair point

>>5329190
But George "Dubya" W. Bush (p.b.u.h.) is still a nicer!

>>5329212
Oh, I see your point! You're absolutely correct. I feel so sorry now for reporting you. I feel that I have abused the reporting apparatus. I deserve a ban! I hope mods will break my favourite rule again. (I'm a sadomasochist, you know, abuse is love, so I shit on rules. When I shit on something, it means that I support it. This is [s4s] after all, isn't it?)

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>>5328991
This barrista has the same eyes as this sock puppet.
His logic is also the same as this sock puppet's logic. Coincidence or artistic skill?

P.S. Sorry about lack of audio but video with audio is against the rules here.

>>5329281
clarence is literally the best thing that was ever on tv

>>5327379
>Thank you for shitpost threads
>Thank you for fighting back shitposters
Choose both!
Choose life!
Choose Global Rule 9!

Thank's for enabling people that make me miserable even though what they do is against the rules.

>>5329281
baristas only sell coffee so not sure what they has to do with stuffed animals... sorry

>>5329235
I totally understand, it's common for people in the wrong to be defensive and arrogant. And to make bad decisions. You probably didn't even know you were doing it! You'll learn and grow, friend :^)

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>>5329428
In fact I wish that you report me.
Then you'll be my best friend.

>>5329428
>it's common for people in the wrong to be defensive and arrogant. And to make bad decisions.
Really makes you think about the current state of affairs. It takes someone with the ability to do something, and not do it, to get that way.

>>5328912
IX is 9 lole

>>5329491
oh shit lol

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>>5327857
BEGONE HERETIC!

ONE DAY YOU MAY COME TO FIND GREAT HASTUR'S EMBRACE, AND TRUELY THEN WILL YOU BE ENLIGHTENED.

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>>5329491
Fuck!

It would be trivial to fix it
but I don't want to shitpost.
Also rule numbers have historically changed.

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>>5328912
>>5329491
Fixing.

>>5329522
nice dubs but convention for 8 is VIII :^)

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>>5328943
>>5329491
Fixing.

>>5329529
Both have been used by scholars, believe me.

>>5329540
i belief u bby!!! ^-^

>>5329554
:*

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>>5327379

This is heresy, I'm going to report this to the Emperor himself.

>>5329529
>>5329540

Actually, the roman writing system has a rule that you write it down in the shortest way possible

>>5329620
nod rely, u wil see the additiv form more ofen in offical documents of rome. eben 9 was often written VIIII.

modern convention for 8 is additiv form

>>5329644
i dunno but gud dub :)))

>>5329600
dubs on page 10

>>5328277 >>5329044 >>5329366
>>5329522 >>5329600 >>5329644
javascript: void(prompt("Dubs finder", Array.from(document.querySelectorAll(".postNum.desktop > a ~ a")).map(o => ">>" + o.innerText).filter(o => o.match(/(11|22|33|44|55|66|77|88|99|00)$/))));

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>>5329227
>>5329223
>nobody cares
Authorities of Saudi Arabia care. They choose which 4chan boards are blocked in the country based on whether a board is halal (SFW). The consequences of mod renegacy will never be the same.

>>5331679
this man has mastered the dom