why are nice guys so fake ?

Because like it or not "being nice" isn't an inherent human trait.

"nice guys" are under the pretense that by bootlicking and being a yes-man they'll get laid, but girls aren't looking for employees. they're looking for a boss.

i prefer my meat to be as textureless as possible. to me the perfect protein is a kind of soft paste formed of meat and rendered fat that I can squirt into my mouth and swallow with minimal chewing

>>5325607
thats not what nice is.

>>5325607
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>>5325638
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>>5325604
lol dumb caffee

>>5325604
Twisted world view.

>>5325607
This anon has one too.

>>5325647
green tea

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>>5325633
>33
nice

Boi this meme is not dank

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>>5325607
i mean

i just want to be in a comitted relationship with someone

its not like im going to be an asshole to someone i love

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>>5325941
aw fuck i misspelled committed

im retarded

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>>5325638
I heard you like mythical beasts

>>5325944
nice dubs but pls keep your cats AND your leeks as far from me as possible thank u!
have a nice day

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>>5325941
Holy fukc you mispeled comited YOU'RE ARE A FUCKING RETERDDED

>>5325956
I'm sorry

>>5325966
>66
dont be sorry if u know what i mean

>>5325604
that's pretty true. i'm like that a bit myself. haha that's true

>>5325607
niceness isn't an inherent human trait insofar as niceness isn't an analytic identity of the concept of human - that is, humans aren't nice by definition.
however, it's a contingent fact that most humans are social creatures, so being nice is generally in our interest in order to survive.
thus, most of us do have a biological predisposition towards being nice. but a lot of us just become jaded or find being nice too taxing.

>>5325941
but ever1 loves arseholes
why u dink anal is so popular

>>5326067
you can't make me read that

literal block of text

how can this cis dude think he's worth this much of anybody else's time?

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>>5326071
DID YOU LITERALLY JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?

FOR THAT YOU WILL READ BOTH MY POSTS IN FULL AND YOU WILL REBLOG THEM! FOR THAT YOU WILL READ BOTH MY POSTS IN FULL AND YOU WILL REBLOG THEM! FOR THAT YOU WILL READ BOTH MY POSTS IN FULL AND YOU WILL REBLOG THEM! FOR THAT YOU WILL READ BOTH MY POSTS IN FULL AND YOU WILL REBLOG THEM! FOR THAT YOU WILL READ BOTH MY POSTS IN FULL AND YOU WILL REBLOG THEM! FOR THAT YOU WILL READ BOTH MY POSTS IN FULL AND YOU WILL REBLOG THEM! FOR THAT YOU WILL READ BOTH MY POSTS IN FULL AND YOU WILL REBLOG THEM!

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>>5325604
Delusional warped worldview and the fact that young women are supremely overvalued in society. I never got the whole nice guy mentality. You get rejected, you move on. It sucks massive dick and it hurts like hell but it's not hard. Confessed to a girl I was blindly in love with, she told me she was flattered but she didn't feel the same way and I understood and backed off; surprisingly, she came around to liking me back within a month. Maybe I got lucky. Don't know. Probably will never know.

Also memes.

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>>5326086
excuse me the image of an apparent 'transman' you're posting is actually of someone who's transitioned to a transtranswoman now and identifies as transcis. i would ask you not to associate her with transgender politics as it could trigger her dysphoria

t. tranny

>>5326091
too tranny; didn't read
lole

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>>5326100

>>5325941
cuck

Let's reduce every conversation to empty formalities and cheap gossip, that way people can jump right in without a knowledge barrier and without feeling alienated.