"hey anon, wanna sniff my butt?? :)" wat do/

are you fucking serious

DON'T MIND IF I DOOOOOOOOO

>>5321302
pastor says i can sniff but only once before marriage to make sure everything is okay

basically a dream come true but only within a committed monogamous marriage

>>5321309
whats that denomination lole?

>>5321302
show penis

>>5321302
Fuck it why not.

Paste the brap pasta duh

>>5321333
>he's a Pass user
trips of culckoldry

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>>5321319
(neon genesis) evangelical

i believe it's safe to say that the smelle of a women's sweaty butte is transcendentally inimitable and a woman who recognizes and cultivates this power for the force of good takes a step closer toward reclaiming her mystic and sacred femininity, becoming a shining light in these dark times

>>5321311
checking ancient dubs

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I suck it

>>5321333

What the- OH MY GOD IS THAT A 4CHAN PASS HOLDER?!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!! THANK YOU FOR POSTING WITH YOUR 4CHAN PASS HOLDER FLAIR ENABLED SO WE CAN ALL BASK IN YOUR GLORY MR 4CHAN PASS HOLDER!!!!!

I WILL REGALE MY CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN FOR YEARS TO COME ABOUT THE TIME I POSTED IN A THREAD WITH A 4CHAN PASS HOLDER!!!!!

THANKS MR 4CHAN PASS HOLDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>5321302
Uhm that calf to ankle ratio is a little disturbing to be frank.

i show her my dubs and leave

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>>5321302
"Hey anon, you want some milk baka?"

wat do?

>>5321632
...take a glass of milk? idk i like milk so thats what id do.

>>5321302
can i tuch ur cankels

>>5321687
lol rekt

>>5321484
her entire legs are disturbing... tiny little chicken legs covered in a thick layer of disgusting misshapen fat.

>>5321302
decline and say I am already in a happy relationship with my waifu

>>5321302
TAKE A TRIP TO BROWN TOOOOWN

>>5321333
nice triple

>>5321302
w-well I guess I'll try it if you want...

No thanks m'lady but if you would offer your feet instead, I may just say yes ;)

>>5322469
do people who like handjobs like smelling girls hands?
i'm quitee sure they don't
i will never understand you...

Who is she

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>>5322473
hands aren't sexual. Feet, however, are highly lewd

>>5322722
dubs of truth

>>5322755
dubdubs of truth

>>5322473
sexual fetishes aren't logical or based in reason bruh

>>5322722
source??

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>>5322722
i ha ve this image lol btw u a satanist huh? i

>>5323341
is it bad I find her feet more sexual and exciting than her vagina bulge?

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes…

I want to do the most daring risky things. Like one the hypothetical pear shaped woman vacations that I planned is to Huntington, WV and weed goes whereever I go but weed in West Virginia is literally a mandatory 90 days in jail(look it up). I want to sneak it in, find the biggest redneck big booty woman at a Walmart and fuck her while her husband is at work. I want to smoke a huge joint while doing so and it must be rolled with the Double Dutch Chocolate Juicy Jay rolling papers and all while eating a food that matches the skin tone and texture of the woman. Maybe a nice bubbling hot chicken alfredo for a huge booty white woman or some kit kat for a light skinned black girl and I want to have her get pregnant have the man think that its his baby and raise it for me. I want to know the inner workings of womens minds and have them be irresistably attracted to me and ready to do whatever I want of them.
P.S When a girl is the one that made the first move on you instead on you, there is a level of submissiveness and femininity they implore that is incomparable.

I want a huge booty woman to while I'm watching TV or reading or sleeping tap me on my left shoulder, say my name to get my attention and fart in my face.
Also I'm going to start being more of a bad-ass. It's more fun. I want to have a woman completely submissive onto me and have her do whatever I tell her to in sex.

I would make a great erotic lit author.
I want to get a bunch of women pregnant across the Deep South and support the child amply monetarily but I would still live on the move. The women would try to extort me for money and for what they can like they naturally do, but I am too fucking smart for that shit.
Isn't that like the best recipe ever though, the mac and cheese one. To have one of those big fat butt pregnant mature 41 year old women that you can see the dimples in her cellulite tighten when she stands up use a gallon of her thick organic pheromone latent breastmilk to make you a huge cauldron of hot bubbly creamy yellow Mac & Cheese. And then to have her eat a bunch of exotic spicy Indian foods and really funky cheeses so as to cause her to have the need to pass gas and then to have her flatulate copiously all over the mac and cheese? I'm going to make that happen right away and I'm gonna get really high and eat the culinary masterpiece then drench the bitch's uterus with cum. GOOD GOD!!
I would cum so hard that I, for a brief increment of time, would quite Fucking LiTeRally turn into the FUCKING HULK. I'm going to make an audiobook of this shit with my deep Mariana's trench voice. It will be the greatest single invention of all time seconded by the day I was born.

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>>5324549
wat

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>>5324585
Nice dubs

>>5324588
>>5324599
>>5324600
>>5324711
checking 4 u

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>>5321302
kindly deny

I would deeply sniff her anuse for free and probably get hard

I would suck her dick for free and probably get hard.

also heres your free trips. fuckin know ur sitting on em

>>5321302
sure. lets go to my place so you can shower off all that exercise stank and then i will sniff.

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>>5326007
you make me sick

real niggas eat the booty right after she got done exercising

>>5326012
I would cum on her shit logs

thats gay dude

>>5321302
sure why not i habe nuttin else to dew *sniffs butte * hmmmm.....smells pretty gud. Wanna sex?

>>5326053
can i steal this for my yearbook thanks