it was the end of a normal highschool day i was walking home

truck boys

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I hate those fuckers they worked me over 2
They pulled my pants down

>>5314640
the other day i was minding my own business on the basket ball courts at school after hours while i waited for my mom to pick me up
a truck boy wandered in from the adjacent lot where he had parked his eponymous vehicle
i watched as he approached sneering and starting to taunt me
he grabbed my wrists and held my hands above my head
then he kneed me in the nuts four to five times
he held me up for a while and taunted me before he finally let me fall down in pain and grasp at my aching appendages for relief
truck boys are ruthless
fighting fair is a joke to them

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I feel your pain They got me b 4 I e en got out of School.
Hate those fuckers

a truck boy slapped my girlfriend's butt at our neighborhood block party last month
he said it was a joke
we hadn't kissed eachother yet
they ended up making out and she lost her virginity to him in the tray of his truck
she dumped me a week later and now they are dating
truck boys are the worst

Wtf? They're just some dudes in a truck.

>>5314779
i'd like to see you say that to a truck boy's face
do it and see what happens
there'd only be two hits
him hitting you and you hitting the ground

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>>5314772
I was camping with my girlfriend almost got kiss her.
Truck boys show up they took her mudding + ended up getting a blow job from her.They tied me 2 tree pulled my pants down and even pissed on my camping gear.I could hear her laughing as they pulled off and got me upside the head with a beer bottle. :-(

and just like fight my champion, right into the fucking ground

the fag is so inept he finds something, sees it latching on a bit then pushes the envelop. dumbass.

What did bullies do in the days before trucks? Surely there must have been bullies before trucks, right?

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Yes but truck boys r the worse by far.
After all them got blow jobs from my girlfriend they took turns fucking her then dumped her in the woods.

>>5314850
stop
posting
these
fucked
up
images

i was staying at my friends house in a rural area outside of our town where we both went to school
i grew up in the city and i was always sensitive and shy
his mom let us both know his older brother was getting home soon
my friend looked nervous
i heard the low rumbling of a diesel engine pulling up into their driveway
i was in the home of a truck boy
my friend told me to run
i was too scared to move
the truck boy came in and kicked over the chair next to me
he was so focused on taunting my friend he hadn't seen me yet
i flinched instinctively when he threw a glass at his brother and it bounced of his head and broke loudly on the hard wood floor
that's when the truck boy noticed me
i started to pee in my pants out of fear but that didn't seem to put him off at all
i knew it was over
a truck boy was standing over me and about to come down on me with full force
that's when he unzipped his fly
he then pulled out the biggest erect penis i have ever seen in my life in person or on film
i felt like the luckiest girl in the world
nice guys get good grades
truck boys get the girls

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My x girlfriend now rides with them daily.They drive by my house daily + throw out beer bottles and yell rude words @ me.I'm scared even go 2 store now or leave my back yard.

i was in the bathroom at school
i had hoped to use the urinal and my penis was out of my fly
the truck boys had to come in right then at the worst possible time
i didn't even think to cover my shame out of fear for my life
they all saw it and started to taunt me about it being small
they made me pull down my pants and pull up my shirt
they said i had a girls body and maybe they should treat me like a girl
i started to get an erection
this only made them laugh
they were only joking about the intercourse
they started to beat me severely with punches and kicks
they taunted me some more for thinking they were going to rape me
they said i might be a girl but that doesn't mean i'm not ugly
they left me sobbing in pain on the cold tiled floor
but for that one brief moment before the beating i had really thought i was going to make it with a truck boy
i will cherish that memory forever

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>>5315056
truck boys ride in style

the politicians where i live tried to stop the truck boys, but the truck boys kept throwing beer cans and bottles on the politicians lawn thay also slashed the tires on the politicians bikes so they couldn't get to the law maker place and so the politicians showed up late and got detention

>>5315388(dubs)
trying to stop truck boys?
that's a futile cause
they're truck boys
what can you do?

>>5315407
the politicians learned the hard way, all because they wanted votes>>5315407
>>5315407
>>5315407
>>5315407

>>5313960
What the Fuck is a tray?

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>>5315407
Best thing do is run like he'll when u see them or hide.

>>5315420
I was wondering that myself are they talking about the tailgate or something

>>5315424
Who the hell knows. What do you even do on this board. I've lurked and lurked. I can't figure it out.

>>5315430
Have any nude photos of your mom?sister,girlfriend ? Post them 4 starters

http://4x4earth.com/forum/index.php?threads/tub-vs-tray.17232/

>>5315431
What's that got to do with shit four Chan says

>>5315445
Huh, I believe you would get your ass kicked if you called it a tray. Especially mentioned around said truck boys

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>>5315456
Ass kicked and pants removed.

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my uncle moved to an island to stay safe from the truck boys, this is the last pic was the last message from him

has anyone ever tangled with a truck boy and came out on top?
maybe it's a right of passage
if you beat a truck boy; you become a truck boy
i'm from the city and my dad drives a prius so i'd have no chance
who could possibly beat a truck boy?

>>5315463
So your saying truck boys are homosex?

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>>5315522
No sir they do it as a form of humiliation

i want to fucc a trucc-boii

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>>5315791
Better watch your mouth around them.
After they beened me with beer bottle I called them assholes got ugly fast.
I learned keep my mouth shut.

What the fuck guys? Why not just call the police?

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>>5316108
Call cops on truck boys?
I tried next day there buddies threw pig blood all over my girlfriend + kicked living shit out of me.

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ok heres how u deal with truck boys:

first u dare ur frend that he wont throw his soda on the hood of truck boy's vehicle while its parked unattended in the lot and then when he does the truck boys will run out and make him mop up the soda with his shirt and pants while hes fearing for his life and then rough him up a little because hes such a pussy they feel a bit sorry for him

now that u have a friend interested in getting revenge on the truck boys u can start collecting items u need 2 take them down. first start squirlling away tp from your parents' stash a little at a time so they dont notice. u will need about 10-20 rolls. next borrow a pair of vice grip pliers from your dad or go steal a pair from walmart if you can run faster than the obese security guards can waddle.

once u hav ur supplies then u will need to choose a day that u and ur friend can ditch school. maybe pretend 2 be sick or pay an adult at 7/11 a few bucks 2 call u in sick. now that u have the day off the first thing u will need to do is to get to truck bois house and TP the crap out of it. use all the rolls you could mustard. then u take a picture of the crime scene and print it out in color on a piece of paper. now u are ready for the crow de grow. get over to truck boys school and have ur friend play watch for u while u crawl under the truck and use the vice grips 2 bend all of the brake cables. it is important that u BEND them and not break them or the truck boys will no something is fishy as soon as they go to start the car. there will be plenty of room to work under the truck but move as fast as u can. finally u need to leave the picture of truck boy's TP'd house under the wiper blades so that he sees it when he goes out 2 the truck. this is the icing on the cake.

wen the trucck boys go out to their ride after school they will see the photo u left and get RILED n when they r tearing thru the parking lot the brakes will not work and they will REK HARD. ur welcome.

>>5313960
its funny tacoboy is talking up truck boys when hes a turcker, so hes just trying to make himself seem cool cuz hes a turcker bory.

>>5314772
god that's hot

>>5316212
are you serious right now?
getting revenge on a truck boy?
you've gotta know when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em pal
that's not what you want
truck boys don't play lightly
i wouldn't suggest you hold a grudge against them
the best thing to do is avoid them
they're truck boys
things only get worse when they're around

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Do Truck boys like anime?

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>>5316968
Do cheek girls like trucks?

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>>5316943
I'm with u best thing do is run+ don't look back whatever u do.

i had a friend who tried to reason with some truck boys once
they had been having a party one night at the house next door to his
he went over and complained to them about being too noisy after midnight
they gave him a hard time but they didn't come down on him or anything
he went home and went to sleep thinking that the issue was resolved
when he woke up he went outside to feed his dog but couldn't find it anywhere
immediately he knew something was wrong
he went next door to confront the truck boys
he asked one of them who looked hungover about his missing dog
the truck boys all started crowding him and began to taunt him
they had gotten hungry the night before but no stores were open for food that late
they fired up the grill before they realised they didn't have any steaks or dogs
one of them realised my friend had a dog just not the kind they needed
they all decided it would make do
the truck boys had killed, butchered, grilled and eaten my friends dog
there were only bones left to show for it
truck boys are truly ruthless

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O yea truck boys will grill your dog if get a chance.
I USED HAVE GIRLFRIEND NOW SHE SENDS ME PICS OF HER FUCKING TRUCK BOYS. :-( :-\

truck boys kicked me in the nuts until i passed out when i was 12 years old and now i am infertile
i never even got old enough to make it with a girl and now i have no chance

>>5316985
Lol? How the fuck you run from a truck though?

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Well try+ jump fences or go in buildings.
I admitt prob won't stop them.

>>5317290
nothing stops truck boys
on foot or in truck
you can only hope to out run them or hide
but nothing stops a truck boy

taco kid is a plague on our nice board

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>>5313960

truck boys don't mess around

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>>5317339

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>>5317336
I can't argue that after they single u out it's only matter time

>>5317428
it's best just to take a beating sometimes so it will all blow over
kind of like ripping off a band aid
you don't want to live your life knowing that truck boys are after you
the suspense would be torture

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>>5317451
That's true just get it over with
That's me last time they kicked my ass.
They dumped me off @ girls softball game everybody laughing+ pointing.
They threw my pants + drawers up in tree he'll I couldn't get them.

>>5317458
i can't believe the truck boys have left you nude in public so many times
they really like to punk you like that
imagine all the girls that saw your shame
all because of the truck boys

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Come on truck boys come get a piece of this

truck boys truck boys whatcha gunna do whatcha gunna do when they come for you truck boys truck boys whatcha gunna do whatcha gunna do when they come for you

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Last time they kicked my ass
They pantsed me+ then there bitches took turns kicking me in balls.
I couldn't walk 4 months..

a truck boys girlfriend pretended to like me
she told me to take off my pants at a party because she thought i was handsome
when i got an erection she started to squeeze my balls and lead me out of our private room
there were 10 truck boys at the party who all saw and laughed
she was the main truck boys girl friend
he took me outside and kicked my ass for hitting on his girl

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>>5317632
FUCKING truck boys

truck boys in my town made all refugees refugee back to syria because they saw what the truck boys did to people so they went back to syria and now they are communists in syria

those dam truck boys came back and bullied me some more today.. it's ok, I keep telling myself one day I will be a Truck Boy as well, I hope.

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That's inappropriate behavyer

some truck boys came to my house the other day and demanded dinner
no one in my family knew them but my mom said it was best just to do what they say
my mom had made steaks for all of us
the truck boys ate every single steak and left none for any of us
they then beat up my dad broke all our furniture
i can't stand truck boys

truck boys kicked my ass and pissed in my mouth

Truck boyz will surpass metal gear

>>5319311
truck boy dubs

truck boys always take care of business and they never back down so don't mess with them or you're making a mistake and it's not going to end well for you

>>5318560
Well just 2 B safe better get more steaks case they show back up

this is supremely gay

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So my girlfriend agreed 2 first time sex with me last night.
I had it all planned dinner+ movie,then hotel.Truck boys showed up at the hotel hauled her off last I seen of her.

:-(

>>5319702
a small group of truck boys could get through a whole truck load of steaks honestly you could easily go broke feeding them

>>5319717
they just nabbed her in public?
did she struggle or go willingly?
i don't know which is worse to have your gf be kidnapped by a truck boy or to have her leave you sporadically for a truck boy
either way you know thee girl you saw as precious and to be cherished she's gonna get broken and discarded and you'll never see her again
the worst part is some girls will leave a nice guy for a truck boy knowing it's the last thing they'll do and they're headed for certain death
it's worth leaving this world and their loved ones behind for them to have experienced a truck boy in bed before they go
it breaks my heart just thinking about all the bf's and families who go through the pain of grieving such a senseless tragedy

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Well they dragged her to truck
But but well as they got her in truck looked like she was undoing there pants kinda crazed look in her eye.

:-(

woah man that's gotta sting
the worst part is you work so hard to get a girl to like you on a personal level
then a truck boy can just steal her away in an instant without ever getting to know her
truck boys have life so easy
they can have any girl they want

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U can say that again.

i had a cute church girl for a gf in high school
she used to text me all night every night until she fell asleep
one night she didn't text at all until after two am
she sent me a pic of her getting busy with a group of five truck boys
she sent me pictures of her with them in all kinds of positions and with multiple truck boys at a time in her hands and mouth and having sex
until then she'd been a virgin
every picture was sent with a text message taunting me
one was written by a truck boy but the rest were from her
they'd changed her
she now thought i was a weak little boy and she only wanted to be with a real man
the truck boys she slept with that night were all real men
all truck boys everywhere are all real men

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courts gave my son's step-dad full custody because he's a truck boy

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Don't flip them off when they throw beer bottles @ u.
I did a mob of them show up my house 2 kick my ass.

a group of six truck boys kicked my front door in when i was 13 years old
they started wrecking up my house and they gave my mom and dad a couple punches to the gut each
then two of the truck boys held me down while another squatted with his pants down so his bare ass and fruit bowl were sitting on my face
i started spitting and coughing up because i got a bad taste in my mouth
the truck boys laughed while my parents and i were puking
i puked from the ass taste and they puked from being punched
the truck boys left after having taunted us for a while and occasionally kicking my mom or dad
we didn't bother calling the cops when they were gone
we didn't see the point in dragging tthe sittuation on any longer
we were just glad the truck boys had left us alive

did i hear someone say truck boys?

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>>5320488
Good decision

>>5320805
you don't wanna be near a truck boys fruit bowl unless you're an ovulating woman then it's the best place to be

hmm? i was thinking and i was thinking if truck boys would mess with train people, what you guys recon about that

taco kid is LITERAL a truck boy

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>5314640
look at the nose on that one

(girl at back lefte)

>>5317168
that's pretty hot actually post please

truck boys kicked my ass and stole my girl now i live on the streets and i survive by eating trash

truck boys once scared off the neighborhood raccoon just by looking at it.

if your dad is a truck boy you're set for life
you get good genes for strength and getting women
you're guaranteed to be a truck boy when you get old enough
your dad buys you a truck when you're nine years old and teaches you to drive in the country
there's constant money and opportunity since truck boys are highly fraternal and communal
and good truck boy families always have a reserve of girls growing up in case there's no nerds with gf to take around for a while
everything comes easy for truck boys

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Truck Boys need to die

>>5319319
Hey me

Truck boys aren't real.

>>5321976
real enough to kick your ass

truck boys keyed my car and got me fired at my job now i have to live off of charity and i sleep in a public toilet because i can't afford to rent anywhere

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*bass boost remix of moving mountains by two steps from hell starts playing*

truck boys

>>5317600
>>5319899
>>5320488
D U _BS

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>>5313960
Is the one lying down the LangFocus guy?

t r u c k b o y s

>>5322519
this is what the future looks like
truck boys will have complete dominion over all
we will return to a feudal state where we serfs give our dues to the lords the truck boys in exchange for our lives and protection
truck boys will own us all like chattel
there will be regular beatings and everyone's girl is free game for the truck boys to take
at least we will survive under them though
the enemies of truck boys will all be surely killed

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this is the absolute shittiest meme ive ever seen

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>>5322732

truck boys killed my family

trucc

i want to fuck the truck boys

>>5323095
>>5323095
>>5323095
>>5323095
you are part of the problem you fat

truck boys should be military good luck to isis then

I was moderately amused by these posts.

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>>5323940
truck boys are funny

truck boys truck boys what are you going to do what are you going to do if they come down on you

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truck boys took my wife and raised my kids

truck boys

>>5324519
truck boys gunna truck

>>5324556

truck boys gunna truck

>>5324615
truck boys gunna truck

Truck boys are no match for my jeep.

>>5324639
if you have a jeep doesn't that make you a truck boy?

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i'll bump truck boys cause its better than BRAPposting

>>5324669
it's best not to antagonise posters you disagree with or they just become aggressive might as well just let them be

truck boy rock and roll rural route 66 heartland denim jacket

truk bo

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The night n 4 my marriage truck boys took my bride.
THEY SEND ME PICS OF THEM FUCKING HER EVERY DAY.
THEY DRIVE BY MY HOUSE AND THROW OUT BEER BOTTLES

>>5313960
Taco Kid drives a truck and he is a boy he is literally a truck boy

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>>5325340

lol americans

ITS NOT A TRUCK ITS A FORBIE YA SEPO CUNT

>>5325339
truck boys will straight up throw glass bottles
they don't even care if it's a dangerous thing to do
first they take your girl then the bottles start flying
truck boys are ruthless

>>5313960
they were truck boys there was nothing we could do

>>5326004
it's true

me on the left

truck boys

Just whip your dick out and give them the gay

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Yea right then they haul off your girlfriend.
Then the ass kickings commence.

my gf sent me a picture today
she was sucking some truck boys in the tray of one of their trucks
the caption said i need to assert myself more or this will keep happening
i really hate those truck boys
she's not returning my calls

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I feel bad 4 u but how can u compete?
There truck boys

>>5327333 (trips)
good luck trying
a truck boy has everything we can offer a girl and more
they're perfect
can you really blame a gf for being unfaithful?
not when there's truck boys around

truck boys kicked my ass and crapped on my porch also they trashed all the furniture my house

you people suck and you're meme is bad

>>5327488
try saying that to a truck boys face
see what happens
you'll get your ass kicked
truck boys don't take insults lightly

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You fools, I was the truck all along

>>5327524
what's it like having boys inside you?

>>5327771
You feel empty without it

>>5327796
sounds a little fruity tbh
but truck boys are involved
it must be 100% heterosexual

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Wtf are you a truck boy taco yid

truck boys kicked my ass and stole my girl

Tuck boys held my head underwater at the lake until i couldnt breathe then truck boy alpha held me down in the bushes and pulled my pants down
They got my friend james and pulled his pants down too and took all my money

Truvk boys broke into my house on saturday evening and unplugged my computer while i was doing raid
They banged my face against my keyboard and rattled the whole house when my mom came down they made a great first impression and one of them opened my lolita porn folder so i was kicked out
I was forced to live outside Superstore with More and saw them one time and they gave me a mashed in mfufin im sure there was cum in the muffon

>>5328018
woah dude sorry to hear about james

truck boys kidnapped my fiance
they kept her until she developed stockholm syndrome
she's stopping by to pick up her things next friday and she doesn't want me to be there
the truck boys will probably be helping her move
they're probably going to trash my house
god damn truck boys
they always find a way to make my life worse

Truck boys snuck a raccoon in my garage when I was sleeping
I woke up to find the raccoon smoking Marlboros and drinking bud light
I said "Hey Raccoon, stop taking after them truck boys"

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truck boys show up to a little get together i was having uninvited
I knew buying bud light was a bad move, they must have smelled it, but hey I'm on a budget
after they drank all the bud light they left with my girlfriend out the back door
I call my girlfriends cell phone I discover its on the back porch with the ringtone changed to "Dixie on my mind"
truck boys man
dang

>>5328275
truck boys never cease to amaze me
this really is out there
what a crazy story
you're lucky you didn't bump into any truck boys yourself though
then you could be in real trouble

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why can't these truck boys just stop banging my wife?

>>5328372
who's nailin' palin?
got damn truck boys that's who
then dumped on the side of the mudding trail
cuz that bitch aint gonna help us get bud light

]i want to nail the pail tbqh

truckboys

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Truck boys beat up my family took everything we own
I'm just gratefull THEY didn't kill us

>>5328488
dubs

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this truck boy just kicked in my door
he gave me a right hook that knocked my lights out
i woke up five minutes later and he was banging my wife on top of my unconscious body
my wife is a big girl so i couldn't get up until they were done
truck boys are the worst

T R U C C B O Y S
R O
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>>5329270
T R U C C B O Y S
R U C C B O Y S
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C B O Y S
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>>5329292
>B O Y S

Damn

truck boys

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A truck boy picked me in balls SO hard I passed out.Then he hauled off my wife he came back+dumped off these 2 of course he was in a dually to handle the extra weight.
He was laughing his ass off LEAST I managed 2 dodge the beer bottles.

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>tfw hockey truck boys bullied me in school for watching anime and listening to Britpop

everyday at school truck boys kick my ass and taunt me
if i try to talk to a girl they shove me over and start making out with her in front of me
i had a gf but no one has seen her since she was sighted getting into the passenger seat of a truck at the end of last year
her parents have declared her dead but i know she's alive
she just belongs to the truck boys now
i don't blame her for not coming home
how could any girl leave a truck boy?
it cannot be done

help me make sense of this world

>>5313960
oh man truck boys make me mad at the same time excited

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KEEP ON
TRUCCIN
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>>5315430

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truck boys saw me when they were out hooning the other day
one was sitting in the tray of the truck
he leaped out while the truck was still moving
he started punching nd kicking me as the truck slowed down and the truck boy were laughing
the truck boy who beat me was back in the tray before they came to a complete stop
they sped off away from me as soon as he was sitting down again
i was all bloodied and bashed
truck boys make me so upset

truck boys

truck boys are so ruthless
they chucked a brick at my moms when she was walking home from the grocery store the other day
she's 65 and has to use a walking frame to get around
the truck boy were in an f250 and they were all laughing as it happened
truck boys are all pure savages

I'm thinkin of pulling a gun on a truck boy. Ive had enough of them bullying me.

on this date 18 years ago 04/20/1999 high school bullying victims eric harris and dylan klebold committed the columbine massacre as revenge against their truck boy classmates who had made their lives hell for the last four years

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truck boys kicked me and threw beer bottles at my wife

>>5324633

truck boys gunna truck

dubs getting chucked

i'm really scared of truck boys
i try not to leave my house so much anymore
i don't want to get beaten
truck boys beat people up

>>5332102
truck boys gunna truck

Who are these trucks boys?
Can I get a quick rundown on these guys?

>>5332326
they're truck boys

Trucc boiz invited themselves into our campsite while my guru party was tripping acid. They were sporadically shouting at us and threw most of our hot dogs in the bush. Then they ratted us out to the caretaker and he instructed us to leave immediately.
Truck boys pit-maneuvered us on the dirt road back home. We got stuck in a ditch and they broke one of our headlights. We were instructed to get out of the vehicle and our pants were pulled down. I specifically was told to remove my shoes. Then they stomped on my feet and craked four toenails and spraypainted "goof" on my car.

I went to my first party at twenty years old. Most pf the people were 18-19 so i felt pretty removed but the truck.boys seemed pretty cool. They took me out to the backyaed to do.some coke and kept pressurimg me to do more. I felt sharp pains in my head and chest andstarted crying, then they formed a tightcircle aound me andpulled my pants down and shoved me backnd forth until i threw up.

Have you ever considered posting your "passing" meme on lgbt?

>>5332475
Nothing is worth doing on lgbt that place is the worst dump ever and full of winy baby's

Truck boys pointed and laughed at my small penis in a hockey changin room
I was in the shower and three truck bous stormed in with twisted towels andwhipperd me into the corner until o was screaming
They slapped my body with their hands and jabbed at my anus with a hockey stick. They taped my gear to the ceiling to pull my pants down when i went for it

>>5332398
thats pretty rude of them tbh

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Me+ my wife went on picnick @ park sat.
Wouldn't I know it here come truck boys.
The dragged my wife into woods+ threw her panties @ me.
THEY said she won't b needing these.
Then I went 2 fetal position but they proceeded 2 kick the living shit out of me.

>>5332628
tell me about the truck boys
why do they wear the mask?

>>5332777
>777
>trips
checked

>>5332777
trips

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

i want to fuck the truck boys

duhhhhhhhhhhh truck boys wow this crap is dummber than wane coin you guys are soooooooooooooooo fukin retarted lmao

Truck boys caught me peeing on their trux at the cinema parking lot. They quickly grabbed me and wrestled me to the ground and pulled my pants off. They tied cables to each one of my limbs and tied the other ends to their trucks and drove in the four extremity directions so i would have to feed with a straw

Truck boys up to no good

truck boys are thiccccc

>>5333259
in the dick

holy fuck a truck boy just took my girlfriend from me while i was walking on the street and fucked her on the spot

Taco Kid is mmost unfunny trip on the esfores

>>5333406
wow rude

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Truck boys knocked on my door.
Dragged me out+beat me silly.
Then pulled train on my wife and made me watch.
I still hear there laughing.

yesterday i went to a fancy restaurant with mi amor
truck boys approach me and say to surrender my enchiladas
the restaurant was a food truck that belonged to one of the truck boys
they kicked my ass and made it rain tortilla chips on my wife
i try to get a up and call the police
my wife say no she like this
the truck boys all laughed

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mfw when i kick someone's ass and steal their girl

Truck boys are too strong
they punched me all over and hurt my arms and body
now they're screwing my missus and i have to hear it from my room
truck boys ruin everything

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>>5313960
You know what goes great with guys posing on the back of a truck? The Denver Broncos.

Denver Broncos are the best footballing team ever. There is no one on earth who can do footballs as good as the Denver Broncos. Many others have tried and failed to be as football. You think you can football like these guys? Heh, get in line, cuck. You'd need to get up about 12 hours earlier and spend all morning and all afternoon being football to football like the kings of football, the Denver Broncos.

Seriously, faggot. If footballing was the olympics these guys would be like the John Elway of football olympics. The Denver Broncos are the alpha and the omega of all footballs, the footballs that came first and last and shall be evermore the football. They own footballs now and forever. Footballs.

t. Denver Broncos.

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truck boys won't let me back in vermont

>>5334308
GET THIS MAN A DENVER BRONCOS BUTTPLUG FOR FUCKS SAKE!

>>5332322
truck boys gunna truck

dubs getting chucked

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took all my best girls to the food truck
didn't put two and two together
food truck means truck boys
he opened with a joke and got them all laughing
once they were on his side he pushed my face in my food and left with the girls
truck boys make me so mad

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>>5334379
I think that Denver Broncos are going to be footballs for all time. You know how many quarterbacks the Denver Broncos are going to have? Well I'll tell you: ALL OF THEM. They are going to have so many footballs they are going to have to open new football rooms in space just to hold all the footballs and also they will have free parking for the quarterbacks.

If I were the Denver Broncos I would do nothing except rub chili sauce all over my butthole and think about how much football I am. God bless American.

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truck boys are know to drive broncos but usually they prefer something with a tray like an f250

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>>5334478
You know what goes great with driving broncos? The Denver Broncos.

Denver Broncos are the best footballing team ever. There is no one on earth who can do footballs as good as the Denver Broncos. Many others have tried and failed to be as football. You think you can football like these guys? Heh, get in line, cuck. You'd need to get up about 12 hours earlier and spend all morning and all afternoon being football to football like the kings of football, the Denver Broncos.

Seriously, faggot. If footballing was the olympics these guys would be like the John Elway of football olympics. The Denver Broncos are the alpha and the omega of all footballs, the footballs that came first and last and shall be evermore the football. They own footballs now and forever. Footballs.

t. Denver Broncos.

truck boys are some good boys

>>5334499
truck dubs

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>>5334499
Those are nice dubs. Reminds me of the story of the flood from Genesis.

In the days of yore there was no football, and no Denver, and no Broncos. There was however John Elway, for John Elway is eternal. And God said unto John Elway, thou shalt build me an ark, only it won't be an ark so much as it will be football.

And John Elway did build football 40 cubits wide and 40 cubits deep with a circumference of 40 million cubits and a football. The football was pleasing to the God and the American, and he said unto Moses: You should be more like John Elway you raging faggot.

And Moses said unto the Lord: Fuck you I'm a Patriots fan.

And God did smite Moses for his faggotry and there was much rejoice and football was had for all. And John Elway did make more football and put football on the moon and put all the footballs in space which made the world for the third time that day.

Amen.

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CONGRATULATIONS TRUCK BOY THREAD ON YOUR ONE WEEK ANNIVERSARY
ONE SOLID WEEK OF TRUCK BOYS
TRUCK BOYS ARE FOREVER

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>>5334791
holy crap

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>>5334791
You know who else had a one week anniversary? John Elway.

John Elway is the king of all football and creator of the Denver Broncos. He was cast in bronze and forged from iron 12,000 years ago by the almighty god Dan Reeves, who came inside Rainbow Dash one fateful December night and created Hurricane Katrina which blew all around the world and killed all the black people but unfortunately they came back to life and asked for money.

However John Elway was also born that night, and he grew into a mighty demigod who then set forth on the road to become a full god as soon as he had lunch, and then he became football through the divine will of Jesus Christ and much to the awe of the American he went on to create football in his image.

Godspeed, John Elway, for thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory forever. Football.

a whole week of truck boys what a glorious occasion

truck boys kicked my ass and stole my girl

truck week

truck day

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god damn truck boys keep banging my wife now she's never in the mood for maritals

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You know what goes great with truck boys? The Denver Broncos.

Denver Broncos are the best footballing team ever. There is no one on earth who can do footballs as good as the Denver Broncos. Many others have tried and failed to be as football. You think you can football like these guys? Heh, get in line, cuck. You'd need to get up about 12 hours earlier and spend all morning and all afternoon being football to football like the kings of football, the Denver Broncos.

Seriously, faggot. If footballing was the olympics these guys would be like the John Elway of football olympics. The Denver Broncos are the alpha and the omega of all footballs, the footballs that came first and last and shall be evermore the football. They own footballs now and forever. Footballs.

t. Denver Broncos.

truck boys rule car kids drool

As far as I see it, there are three acute stages (or clusters) of emotion that occur when a grown adult shits their own pants. First, the realization of what's to come: a sudden, gripping panic, quickly joined with the burning need to prevent it at all costs. You know what's about to go down, and you know that you have to stop it no matter what. Even if you have to put your life on the line. "Dear God, this can't be happening. I will not let this happen."

But, of course, all the willpower in the world cannot stop this torrential flow of hot mud. So, as the dark deed commences, these emotions will slowly melt away into the second stage: a combination of sadness that it's happening, anger that you've let it happen, and, ultimately, acceptance that you can't stop it now. You can't unshit these pants. It is at this point that most will try to will themselves into astral projection just so they don't have to be present within themselves for the duration of the shitting. "Why? Jesus Christ, why me? I thought I was a good person. Good people don't deserve this."

The third and final cluster of emotions comes to you as you sit there, used and broken, with the fresh-brewed stew quickly growing cold around your ass. This is the moment when all faith tends to leave the average human soul, and when most people begin to truly understand that the universe, chaotic and unfeeling, truly does not care about them. "This is the end. This is the end of everything. This body of mine is nothing but a husk, now."

Reading this thread has caused me to go through all of these emotions from start to finish. This is a pair of shit britches in thread form. I regret everything.

wow a whole week of truck boys i can't believe it

>>5335384
i might be able to
will tell you in 4 truck boy weeks

truck boys kicked my ass and stole my girl

we them truck boys

truck boys

>>5332088
>>5327488
>>5324700
>>5315522
dubs, beautiful

>>5336444
trips, even more beautiful

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muh truck boiz lol

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muh truck boiz lol