/egg/ - Egg Gestation General

>>5313801
the idea of breaking a girls egg is terrible but beautiful
i would love to watch her whimper squirm as a strong man squeezes her egg and she begs him to stop
a man dominating a woman's egg really highlights the dichotomy between male and female

>>5313808
For some reason I now have a carrot in my panties next to my eggs

>>5314071
egg breaking is known to be highly erotic

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>>5313808
>>5314691
You two should consider the act of suicide, castration fetish belongs in the trash can among the rest of the filth

Some people truly are better off dead and the world would either not bat an eye or cheer knowing the people who get off on that kind of acts are put down like the animals they are

I hope you get itchy genitals and that your orifices will bleed you out until the final release of death, which is too good for your kind

>>5314730
birds are not that important

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>>5314732
Nobody nice or worth befriending ever had this opinion.

>>5314732
Go kiss a barrel, you'll get mouthful of what you deserve

>>5314730
i think someone is a little upsetti ;^)
does baby need a diapie change?

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>>5314748
Nah wouldn't give you the satisfaction of rustling my jimmies, just giving you top notch advice is all
Killing yourself might be the best solution for your current situation, guns are a fast way to end it all

>>5314771
you can't act extremely upset and triggered and then just deny it because you realised later it looks bad
that's not how the world works lole

>>5314773
>recommending suicide = upset and triggered
You underestimate jaded apathy, grow a few years and you'll get there, or end it all and save yourself the trouble of living it

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>>5314776
lmao you're the biggest try hard i've ever seen
you think anyone who isn't a complete loser talks like you?
my life hardened doctor lawyer was just telling me the other day that people who like rap music are fucking idiots who should kill themselves because they're poo heads
fucking moron lole

>>5314730
cant believe im saying this but...
the banti guy is right castroations is bad rude meme

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>>5314782
And you're a poor bait and a (you) addict

The castration fappers are only good as reminders that there are people that are worse than furries and animefags, puts those fetishes on perspective

>>5314784
you know i'm right dickhead that's why you dropped the tangent about you being an immature upset moron who gives a hoot about shit that means fuck all
it's a free forum where content receives interaction according to supply and demand if erotic egg breaking is really a bad thing it will just end up at the end of page ten without replies and then it's gone forever
otherwise people enjoy it and you're a loser for being mad at them for doing so
you think you're so edgy telling me to kill myself but your whole premise is based in whining about something you have no control over and should have no control over
you're an emotional little idiot

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>>5314788
>it's a free forum where content receives interaction according to supply and demand
>if there are faggots that get off on literally breaking balls everyone should just shut up and not tell their opinion on that fetish
>free forum
D-did, did you just go full retard?
>free media, as long as it isn't upsetting anyone
Murrica the greatest logic

>>5314791
i never said you should shut up i just said you're a petty pathetic person for caring about this issue are you actually retarded how did you over analyse this bad this is legit schizophrenia level misinterpretation
the fact you could post something this stupid while questioning my intelligence suggests you are a low class person who lacks self awareness tbqh

>>5314795
i forgot question marks because i'm a dumbass but this should still make sense

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>>5314795
I didn't question your intelligence, i merely stated that you went "full retard" with citing about free forum right after going ad hominem on the only opposing opinion

>baby
>moron
>emotional idiot
>low class person who lacks self awereness

Attacking the other person in an argument tells quite a bit of your own upbringing / method of arguing

I attacked the subject by calling it trash and recommended suicide to the people who enjoy it, all ive attacked is the subject, you on the other hand didn't try to dispute me calling it trash

You could have said the usual loli pedo line "as long as it stays as a fetish there is no harm, no foul"

You could have said "to each his own, it is petty to argue over tastes"

You had plenty of ways to handle this, you chose the lowest part of the fence and become upset yourself

You have a long way to go, being jaded helps, i prescribe few more years of 4can't and healthy dose of skin thickener

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I am pretty sure he wasn't going that far.
He was only saying it is erotic and pleasurable for submissive females (males) to have their eggs (balls) held and squeezed by a male (male).
Ideally the force used would be minimal so no serious pain would result that would undermine the enjoyability of the act itself.

>>5314807
you literally think someone pointing out that freedom is a thing while insulting you is limiting your freedoms that doesn't make sense on any level outside of your delusion
also i wasn't attacking your character those were reasonable points i made laced with vitriol for the sake of humour
do you actually believe the weird shit you say?
you actually attacked the subject and i just mindlessly insulted you?
that's complete rubbish all you did was whine about a thing you don't like while i made legitimate points about your petty motivation and lack of maturity and intelligence
you also keep randomly and forcedly saying you're so jaded and trying to act all sardonic and edgy but you're very clearly acting like an upset infant while i am having fun in this conversation
your whole view of reality is backwards from the top down
you need help lol

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>>5314814

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Why do girls do this?

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>>5314827
gonna sniffe those eggos

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>>5314813
>egg breaking is known to be highly erotic
if you meant
>>5313808
then yeah he did not go that far, but to say "egg breaking " would imply you go far enough to break the egg

>>5314814
>free forum
Is the word you used, in a free forum there is supposed to be back and forth among the participants, ad hominem is a wanna be argument method that is among one of the most famous logical fallacies

>i made legitimate points
Please quote one of your legitimate point if you can

>you're very clearly acting like an upset infant
>your whole view of reality is backwards from the top down
At which point have i acted like an upset infant?
I have kept my cool and have not insulted you once, (unless you count you taking offense to the phrase "full retard" which is a quote from a movie tropic thunder)

I think you are projecting your own state of mind to your opposition, next time consider attacking points (no matter how flimsy they are) and not the person making them

"Anon-kun are you keeping a couple of sparrows eggs in your panties?"
"Maybe I can stimulate them into hatching"
*cupps your eggs, panties and all with my cold hand*
"Ara ara they're shrinking even smaller, we can't have that"
*blows warm breath on them through my pursed lipps*
*gently rolls them around in my palm before lightly pinching them between my fingers*
"Such kawaii eggs, the perfect amount of firmness"
"But you know anon... I like my eggs SCRAMBLED AHAHAHAHA "
*pulls out a police battering ram*
"One and a two and a SLAM"

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>>5314833

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For what purpose?

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>>5314836

>>5314836
A shame the person who wrote that is dead now

>>5314830
everytime someone makes an argument you can just dismiss it as an ad hominim
that's le empowered womyn level delusion
it's perfectly reasonable to say someone is petty for caring about a non-issue and it's still reasonable if you throw in some mean insults to be funny
if you believe otherwise you are delusional and that's a fact
ad hominin is when you say one plus one equals two and i say you're gay so it's actually 5 that's ad hominiim because it's an attack on your character designed to lend credibility to a baseless argument
pointing out people who care about things that don't matter are doing something dumb isn't an ad hominim and tbqh it's melodramatic and weird that you would try to be so grandiose about an internet argument as to bring up logical fallacies
also i'm really stuck on the idea that if i say you shouldn't care about something not worth caring about that is somehow limiting you freedoms
that is really something else

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>>5314847
im not even that guy but your way of typing is bugging the shit out of me

stop doing that

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>>5314845

>>5314849
you mad dawg?
yeah you're mad
i've seen you on here before
another petty little idiot who sincerely projects their frustrations and hostilities to other posters
like a 12 year old who hasn't been taught to mind their tongue and keep their hands to themselves
you yank on the girls ponytails while your friends are trying to be aloof and smooth so they can get their numbers
you've been left behind while everyone grew up around you

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>>5314854

>>5314845
is cts fucking dead?
what the shit im crying

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>>5314847
I have never claimed you were limiting my freedom

and i quoted ad hominem because most of your post are literally just you calling me names, if that is your argument then i don't know what else to call your argument

">i made legitimate points
Please quote one of your legitimate point if you can"
Still waiting for you to quote something as your legitimate point so i may digest it

I am still waiting for a single one of your points that is related to our original back and forth about the subject at hand which is "egg breaking"

I have called it trash and i have yet to hear anything coherent that is on topic that tries to dispute that claim

Now if you would like to stay on topic and provide me with a point to dispute i would be happy to continue this back and forth like two grown men

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>>5314851
Check the archive he hasn't made any new posts since this on Wednesday >>5308006

>>5314854
>projects their frustrations and hostilities to other posters

I sure do!

But whats your next course when you realize I don't care and that wasn't a big "reveal" that will like make me re-evaluate myself.

See it works both ways, anime and shitposters can say "rude!" and I can say "I don't give a shit". It's so deliciously petty and childish.

>>5314862
This made my day

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>>5314862

>>5314862
That guy was a douche, i bet he is just anon posting now to see how people would react to his death

Cts, we don't care, only your orbiters care (if you have any, id assume you do since this is 4chan)

>>5314878
He might be a faggot shitposting hedonist, but he's pretty funny, smart and charming.

I sound like a battered wife.

hiding and saging this shitty thread. have a nice day LGBT general

>>5314880
I don't remember a single post from him that made me chuckle, laugh or even smile

His smarts and charm are hard to define on online posts so i won't even poke that pile

All i remember him from is low quality baits and general shit posting, to each his own i suppose

>>5314859
you literally did claim i was limiting your freedom
of course i'm calling you names i think you're petty and you care about dumb shit how else do you talk to a person you feel that way about?
to do otherwise would be dishonest and insincere
if you can't read the argument around the insults that's a you problem not a me problem
my whole point is you care about dumb shit it's not rocket surgery it shouldn't need a long thread of replies between us to clarify
that's my one point i've made in every post you want a quote go back and read them
also this has never been an argument about the entirely subjective merit of egg breaking it is 100% your prerogative how you feel about it and none of my business let alone something i would want or care to change
i just think you're an idiot for expressing your negative opinion passionately as if it is of some consequence and their is some major consequence to others expressing positive opinions
like literally as if you would care at all let alone get mad about it
this was the whole point of the exchange and it was never about me trying to sway you on egg breaking
you are a weird melodramatic person

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tell me about girls!
why do they stuff their panties with eggs?

>>5314886
I never denied he was a idiot who spammed nonsense because sissy couldn't handle his booze.

and yes, to each their own. the fucking MANTRA of s4s

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>>5314891
stop teasing me with EGGS

saged :)

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>>5314910

>>5314911
checked :)

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>>5314888
So your point is that you think it is petty to care about the tastes of other people

However when those tastes turn to the vile side where it effects other people (amputation, pedophilia and "egg breaking") they become my issues as well, if your fetishes can effect me or those i love in negative way i feel the need to don my white armor and voice my opinion

>i just think you're an idiot for expressing your negative opinion passionately as if it is of some consequence
Let your voice be heard, i believe in passive resistance which could be compared to peaceful protest, i cannot in good conscience allow this kind of cancer to take root in our societies and become the norm, to do so would be irresponsible

>>5314914
TL note: ``stop liking what I don't like!''

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>>5314862
>CTS is kill

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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>>5314916
TL note: "if what you like harms others, don't do it"

The golden rule "live and let live" applies only if you let others live without being harmed as well

"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" May be a little biblical but it holds true


>But anon we are only speaking of the theoretical aspect of "egg breaking", where is the harm in that?

Good question mr.strawman, The mind eats what you feed it, and if you fetish over mutilating the bodies of others sooner or later your mind will degenerate and accept that as the norm

When you accept it as the norm you will eventually feel the urge to fulfill your fantasies in the real canvas aka the real world

>>5314926
join him :)

i honestly think something has happened
rip cts i guess
i'm gunna really miss her tbqh
all i ever wanted out of life was for cts to squeeze my little nuts and i feel like i didn't tell her that enough
and now she's gone
isn't that how things always seem to go?
you don't know what you've got until it's gone

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>>5314892
>>5314926
>>5314940
>cts ded
That nigga ain't dead, he is anon posting to see if he truly would be missed, just because the loudmouth is quiet for once doesn't mean he is dead

>>5314932
i'm cancelling the podcast your character isn't funny anymore

samefig harder

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>>5314926
h-hey ill always be here!

>>5314947
Who are you again?

>>5314949
He's a fat guy from spain whose sole gimmick is posting yuri.

>>5314949
nevermind, ill go back to my thread j-just please dont hurt me anymore

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>>5314944
All good things must come to an end

*tips fedora*

Sayōnara watashi no raibaru

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>>5314947
This is the first time I've noticed you here. Are you a trap?

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>>5314981
no

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>>5314989
BORING

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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>>5314996
its too late for you i see, dont worry, soon youll realize

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeUR16vTedY