What are we gonna do on the bed?

We're going to find out if I can fit my balls inside of your asshole.

pomf.tar.gz.jpg.exe

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>>5306565
like this?

>>5306568
yes that's exactly the video I was mentally imaging as I made that post

goodjob psyker

i will make you a woman rice nigger

>>5306565
I met Mike and Jay at a con a while ago, I went with my girlfriend. When we approached them Mike looked at me then at my girlfriend and said "The fuck you doing with this stupid cunt? Get with this dick or get raped you whore.", I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him "Oh Mike you found another goofball?", "Yeah Jay, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty banging though, I'd fuck her asshole", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend ass with goofballs so she'd know how much of a goofball he is". Right at that moment Mike jumped on my girlfriend and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but Jay jumped on me and held me down he started whispering in my ear "She's going to get the goofballs and you aint going to do nothing about it!", I watched on in horror as my girlfriend stared at me in the eyes as Mike undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but Mike just kept pushing her head down. Mike looked at me and mouthed the word "Goofball", It was like a silent movie, I watched as Mile then proceeded to pull out his testicles and forcibly push them into her anus with his hands. Jay who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "She's getting the goofballs", he started to twist my nipple as far as it could go, and I could feel blood trickling from it onto my shirt, I felt what I can assume was Jays boner pushing into my back... I blacked out.

>>5306566
dubs.checkt

Your fortune: Outlook good

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>>5306563
=3 PLINTH

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>>5306563
POMF =3

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NTR

Head patting

>>5307341
Honestly I would give anything to pat her head while she's in the position in that pic

>>5306563
>What are we gonna do on the bed?

Oh no no, pomf pomf kimochi what's this sticky stuff on me ~

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>>5306563
Get a full 8 hours of sleep

>>5307353
salty coins and milk


Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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>what are we gonna do on the bed?
Have the perfected sleep.

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>what are we going to do on the bed
hheheheheehhehe wahoow!
>mmmmmm sniffffffffffffffffffffffff blarrppppp
Megumin chan you're so nice mmmmm *snifffffff*

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>>5306563
make room for dis

>>5307983
nice dubs

>>5306563
sleep

>>5308130
t-together? that's quite lewd

It's a voluntary exchange between two consenting parties.

>>5306563
Megumin isn't stupid. She wouldnt play the dumb coy loli, you yahoo.

>>5308244
Youre r8
Shes not stupid
Shes retardead.

>>5308244
She may have high intelligence but she's often too preoccupied with explosion magic to think clearly.
You're talking about a girl that got in a bath with an older guy over a dumb argument over who gets to clean frog juice off of themselves first.