I just stuck my penis inside of a vagina for the first time lads.

gay

>>5293962
So how long will you be in for?

>>5293962
Wait those are real? I thought they were a myth! What was it like OP?!

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>5293966
Not as good as dubs

>>5293965
What do you mean how long will I be in for?

>>5293966
It was absolutely terrible anon.

>>5293967
You're right about that. Maybe I can spark some.

>>5293970
So I should stick with dick, got it

>>5293974
Well a man knows how to work a dick considering he works his own.

>>5293966
>66
Dubs. Did you never have a sister or whatever? Not every human is male half of them have weird bleeding goo holes ;_;

>>5293980
Do they keep it behind their eggs?

>>5293980
why are you such a condescending twat? Every time you post it's either about you or questioning the logic of the person you're quoting. Don't you understand how boring and dumb you are? You don't "get" to talk down to other people.

>>5293970
Your prison sentence. How long did they give you?

>>5293962
first time LOL

ur like, 10 years late my dude
get with the TIMES

>>5293962
nice!