Have you taken the Kongpill yet [s4s]? If not listen up. This girl is the most powerful person on this planet.
Here's the quick rundown on her:
>the Producers bow to Koshimizu
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>controls 4chan with an iron (but fair) fist
>owns castles and banks all over Japan
>direct descendant of an ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Sachikönigsberg will be be the first city)ancient Indian scriptures tell of anime angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with her
>she owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have sachikobots inside you right now
>The Sachikong is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>she learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the kong. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Sachikong
>Trump is rumoured to be an agent of Sachikong
>owns basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Sachikong Babies
>said to have 200+ IQ
I'm in awe
<You likely have sachikobots inside you right now.>
>>5292240
why is she called the kong
>>5292342
del
dooooosh~!!
>>5292332
a....ANSWER ME !!!!
>>5292240
Why are the only friends this thing has a psychotic mushroom maniac and a bulimic wrist-cutter? Is it because she's a filthy mutant?
>>5292240
dumb animeposter
take your dumb topic back to your dumb anime board
at least make sure to post who are you quoting
>>5292436
do u want to kno?
>>5293808
yes!!!
>>5294020
if i told you... i'm afraid they're going to have to kill you.
>>5294179
I can take it... I'm trained in several forms of Sach kwan-do
I need to know, life isn't worth living if I don't
Even if it means fighting for my lif.... everyday...
Your fortune: Average Luck
>>5292240
Who is this semen demon?
>>5294211
I am from Q&A. I have ALL the Answers to Questions.
originated by RapeApe
It started with anzuchang "the chang" hutaba
he converted it over to sachikong "the kong" koshimizu
the kong ruled everything like a God
there's no turning back, I warned you.
>>5294228
thank you
I must now disappear from the public world for ever
goodbye
>>5294235
You must take this with you to be safe. Please save it somewhere safe, it is a guardian angel.
Never open the box.
The Box holds truth humanity is yet not ready for. THERE IS A REASON WHY SHE IS ON THE FACE OF OUR SITE
The kongpill is very hard to swallow, I know
I wish you the very best from the bottom of my kokoro
>>5294244
nice doubles
>>5294211
this is nice dubs
カワイイ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!