lntrducing

b'zal'b'zabblep. b'nai b'rith. in • a • gadda • da • vida.

>>5290237
shut up

>>5290323
how dare yoi

>>5290413
it's the 7th ya dingus

>>5290411
dubbles

is NOT war ! stupint, not war !
so fanke so over blown sraraoughe

is NOT war ! stupint, not war !
so fanke so over blown sraraoughe

>>5290441
no?

>>5290441
no?

>>5290455
literally dubs

squeep

hashorgl!

agorgalu kafu!

shabjorng!

abubala kr'dang

bimpost

krilocco imbudus barn

twelve tons of ideocrimbres

Be a man

tairbis

googly milser

"eatin' a donut"

moisture pockints

blork

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>>5290667

wow, that cat never got out of the turtle's path. what an asshole.

lmao no wonder he was tumblr's 2015 meme of the year

UNCUT & UNCENSORED!
Includes %$#!&* funny bonus features! (adult content)

>>5290237

>>5291059
>>5290376
>>5283451
>>5273833
what the fuck FUCKing fuck did they all mean by these i am weary tired whining on waiting room floor for answers all the time is not fair!

ol • ly • ol • ly • ox • en • free

>>5291093
if you cry harder maybe you'll get your way

>>5290164
but we already met

>>5291422
and this is crazy, but those are repeating numbers, so i'll check them maybe

>>5291421
h... hey shuddup.. hey u ... hey u shuddup . mayby i WILL. mayby thats how i WILL tho. mayby that post is NOT for u ! is my own personal reminder i don care don mouse over then ! fogof

>>5291430
i was serious we now live in a world where crybabies are acknowledged for their crying so cry away

clamberstein

>>5291432
y--.. yea Fogof!

sraraiouge! sraougeh get this monky off my back !

>>5291448
What a fitting metaphor!!!

>>5291453
HAHA THANXXxxx

>>5291454
You wanna get a hotel room with me

>>5291455
AHAHAH ALRITE

>>5291456
mm this will be a night to remember

~midnite @ the oasis starts playeen~

why giving mee atteiont rite now? thnx for attention ツ

more pls :] aha

>>5291464
>>5291466
This is by far the best thread on [s4s] at any given time and you are the star of the show

>>5291470
AHAHA WOUA THXX! :]]]]]] RLLYY?? noo..
lol now is fanke tho.. lol now ur been fanke mayby
monky is one of a kind thats 4sure...

>>5291473
It's the best around nothing's gonna keep it down

monky thinks he is part of grand secret arcane hidden truth that 'hoyp cand contaiment thread i containt cand' pf, na. dint happen! guy acts like he's on duty out front the day care. comes in for his check & 'ts the f*ck outta there. i jive with monku of my own volition!

>>5291488
uh oh i'm losing you again

>>5291495
AHAHAHAHA HEH . . rude *& fanke ! §

rude and fanke ! can be meant two qways? buying into my scenario saying losing track of containment but also not buying in meaning he is losing track of me in the conversation.. WHICH IS?? ??

answer NOW im FED up with this splater dook-bookkie bathroom stall wall bull shit !

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my PC booted using my HDD OS instead of my SSD. oh shit.

>>5291544
surely this is first winsen post in while? no i was ..-- no i refuse to believe i was speaking with winen . every one use ur name figure thank u !

>>5291544
well dont leave your hdd set up with system files so that it can boot, friend

>>5291539
i dunno you always get confused by what i think are pretty straightforward statements and then you usually figure it out in like 2 posts after going scrah mrrahhgglggles for a minute so i'll let you do it also i gotta go bbl lol

i kno cause winsen never gives an inch , Ever ! single inch!

>>5291551
AHAHHAHAHHAAHA U funney AHA yeh. yeh i ..-- i think it was the one where u dint buy into the scenario. i am just on such high alert lookout for if that is the case, that i see the case where i should not ! pz out ! kewlest cat on the block rite here! ~shouten from front yard as u pull away with fren~

>>5291549
wouldn't that be a good thin that i have a spare drive to boot?

its gotta be fuckin windows update. i installed before leaving house and it probably fucked my shit up. fuckin windows update...

not CONFUSED , seeking DEEPER meaning idiet

>>5291564
DON'T

mor like winBLOWS

>>5291570
wooh.. got me

>>5291577
Checked

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>5291562
yes if you leave it unplugged it is

leaving it plugged in, you will eventually run into this kind of thing.

i just clone the drive and leave the other backup drive unplugged for emergencies.

>>5291580
check my fucken computer bitch

dog dammit getting a desktop was a horrendous mistake, especially since i was brain dead retarded in picking the computer in the beginning. i only got the dang desktop so i could easily upgrade it for muh gayms, turns out i got an overpriced oem with a fuckin mini case and i had to start over again from the beginning a year later. now i got a junky, complete gaming compatible device, but i barely even care about games that much anymore and now my writing capabilities are hindered because i dont have a mobile typing device to take anywhere other than my stupid room. i could've probably gotten a powerful laptop considering the money i blew in the long run, but nope. too ditzy. too loser

>>5291582
that would've been so cool to know before things got all screwey.

kinda like how living a life that isnt an uneventful slog for years on end means you'll be thinking about death a whole lot less. you won't be begging to find a solution when you're entertained.

>>5290439
he should not have done that attack at all, but i'm still gonna give him just one more chance depending on how things go the next few weeks. if this goes wrong and U.S. decides to take more drastic measures, we'll be seeing the inhumanities that emily jean warned about...

at least it's not hillary thogh.

botulism larping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7j5wPwPPG8
guy's got BALLS but i knew it would end up on /r/cringe . . .

>>5291955
>>5292277
nice dubs

What a kinetic diamond factory

want to spank emley!

>>5292402
this

>>5292402
this

want to starve emley!

want to circumcize emley!

want to impale emley!

want to throw emley on wall!

want to strike emley in face with hammer!

want to blackmail emley!

want to hold emley hostage!

want to kill emley's family in front of her!

>>>/pol/120070449

>>>/pol/120072019

hiiiiiii

:]

:l

:[

>>>/adv/18199869
hmm..

emley breast :]

omg prets much comfrimt winset? lol yea i FOUND winset while searching boards for a DIFERNT winset post. lol fail ! so many deets ! deets for days ! omg L.O.L. winsens soo aww in this thread ! !

awwwwwwwwwwwwwa omg i wish to pet the winsent :)

anwyay . .

so cayoot

stunt in silents.....

yikes

mr manchen !

>>5293004
sup crittles

bontz

>>5293020
ha ha i don't doubt it !

mr manchen's a riot, huh?

>>5293026
nor should you

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>5293037
my mind is a graveyard

>>5293043
go on . . .

an • o • dyne

monky strait slummin it
gotta park out back if u looken for some-a what soda's sellin...

>>5293081
there's dead people in my brain

Como Tally View

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anus.

Quaternine

Goodnight Time.

>>5292924
>>5292941
not me

no wat no WAT NO IT MUST BE WINSET! It all checked out! Everything checked out! Multiple things about it checked out... no no surely he is back tracking because I found the post...
>>>/adv/18199887
loox like winsen post! soo much like winsen post!! I refuse to-- NO! sicka bein back at square ONE man.. must be winsen...

woogity woogity woogity

yea na he's doin some major damage control rite about now.. I even remember post in monky thread about losing virginity recently. Why can't he just own up to what he's done!! Always throwing a damn monky wrench into the worx

krorgln

~sigh~ kronglen indeed. such bull shint man. first sine i finley find signs of winsen FEELING, never seen winsen admit to FEELINGS before, & then he just SHUTS me down?? sayem "not me" tearing my whole world apart? no... no must be him. must be him i EXPOSED his SOFT side but he does not want to break the facade! damage control comfrimt!

kronglen. rolling in the deep. reeling in the years.
doc zizmor the slow guzzle, yo whatever, whichever way

bright new sun shinin' day now that soda's here to stay...

>>5294153
it's not me, but emma stone's fucken hot though

https://discord.gg/xyWfxND

private chat with winsen my dream come TRUE ! ! ! :]

>>5294320
fuckin fairy

>>5294323
i derive a perverse pleasure from getting bully by winsen! :]

each feature improved each movement refined

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Introducing

>>5294565
make monky vers pls

monkey man join that discord link

Only for Playstation (also available on PC)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e08X2xpZOY

hub • ble • deep • field

I don't want to watch or play anything. I have no means of leaving from my house to anywhere of significance, I have no resources to be able to produce anything of worth myself, I don't have anyone to talk, I don't have any objective to complete, I don't even want to sleep. All I can do is wait, which is something I refuse to do alone, given that I'm in my leisure center, home. It's driving me crazy and I can't wait until I become a free man so I can finally make the choice to ditch this nightmarish lifestyle.
Fuck rural Florida.

I'm not cleam

>>5294582
literally never

swag swag swag swag swag

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>5295560
AHAHAHAHAHA yes !
classic !!! INSTANT classic !
>>5295571
rudeass fogof who care, pf who care not us ! literlly same exact thing as monky thread basicly but oOo noOo difernt scary plat form i neverm join! lol fine screw off!

i dint even ask! wasnt me ! not me not neva ! i dint ask u that! k so when u are chalking up all the crooked sh*t ppl talkt to u, asking u to join the discord was NOT among the things i did! bes believe. does even exist? mite not exist! fogof but stay forever pls aha.

sraraoughe

sraraoughe

>>5290164
ur sposed to spoiler



Your fortune: Good Luck

>>5290164
ur sposed to spoiler
Your fortune: Good Luck

>>5295587
>>5295608
relax yourself my child

>>5295683
sraraoughe

>>5295688
Checked™

>>5295691
shut up

>>5295688
nice double

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>5295683
'nt f*ckin call me ch*ld b*tch
>>5291551
b*tch srah mraragh you go srah marah for months on end b*tch u go scra ma is whole of monky thread, if was not for me & winsen ur best pals ever, dont get it twisted!

>>5295066

>>5295699
>>5295700
Checked™

>>5295700
pipi pupu

>>5295700
>>5295066
>>5290411
>>5290455
>>5291422
>>5291455
>>5291488
>>5291544
>>5291955
>>5292277
nice double

>>5295708
yea u bes whisper sweet nothings to me b*nsh

>>5295715
smam *nuzzles vagina*

>>5295722
Checked™

>>5295722
fuck u

>>5295722
fuck head u callem me gril binsh? mayby am gril binsh. fogof! ugh why does monky man get HOSTILE man i thot he was so centered & then he just goes rogue on u . . .

>>5295729
He's prob like WSJ to a new platform like Youtube. He doesn't like it when he has to use a chat room where he doesn't get any exposure.

>>5295732
Wooooooh got him !
wonder wat monky man's got to say 2 DAT! . . .

a n y w a y s . . .

a n y w a y s . . .

>>5295744
Checked™

>>5295745
lol this n*gga...

>>5295745
https://youtu.be/Gxep5Z1h3_U?t=4

>>5295749
l O l

melodrama

vulgar auteurism

>>5295722
sexy dubs
>>5295744
nice double

Um, no sweetie.

>>5295785
no WAT
WAT

>>5295787
Hillary won by SIX MILLION votes.

>>5295788
Checked™

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>>5295788
n-rly? wat evs does not matter !

>>5295791
why is mexico and Canada so big

>>5295801
No one wants to own any of Canada or Mexico's land, leave it to the frogs and spics.

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drumpf looks like he has harlequin ichthyosis

bo • zack

uuuuugh i wish to simply pay a sum of money for perhaps to fuk or kiss emna

>>5296012
AHAHAHAHAHAHA ... diggin in tha crates 4that1

>>5296034
I was there.

>>5296041
y-yea but.. its a erm.. its a throbacc

got on monky man's bad side today . . .

i never forgot monky man's bad side...

magic • flite

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i feel the bern....................

jay • peg

qa ppls r scarem me make them go away mr manchen ! !

OMG guys its rly bad ! too many animy! :[
what does this foretell for future of monky ..

MONKY SLipping don slip monky !
banana peel piss bottle for brain whiff of burnt taint hair in the air mechin mane save us !

wait what

>>5296993
i kno rite ! ! !

vegas regs

>>5297104
u are a real crowd pleaser ! ;]

>>5297106
She was very much a sitting duck

>>5297108
WHO WHAT WHO

>>5297113
moshi moshi fong shuay hong weng shu

Ice Cold Refershment

>>5297231
haha hell yeah

>>5297236
this guy gets it

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C U T E
U
T
E

this one time i copellied a jocrin and honestly tbh im worried about the slight pressure of doves

Timeless Oscifer.

>>5297317
always a classic!
>>5297283
hah u shood be

>>5297332
Rape Against The Machine

phaert

sh'shan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS0wkcHMhc8

windsor my bf ! aha na jk

monky leaves me with a strange taste in my mouth sometimes...

television is rather trashy at this hour..

hopen mochys got what it takes to make it thru the nite!

le beverage

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>>5297246
I see emily jean on the mouth here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfYnvDL0Qcw

windsor?

>>>/tv/81433089

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>>5298432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22YWYAtcyEA

mornem ! :]

>>5298502
crinjo

>>5298551
Pinot Gregorio

>>5298561
Gregorian Peanuts

>>5298551
crinjo? like CRINGE? line CRINGE ... fogof if so !

>>5298589
that su-HU-HUCKED ass oh man u gotta sit thru like fifty of these before u get one u can take home & get funky with

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Name a better producer

sraraouge

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Here in my garage.
Just bought this new Lamborghini here.

>>5298656
AHAHAHAHA

sraraouge

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no no ~holdenbaque~ monky can stay

>>5298966
dude, i legit hate you, dude.

>>5298969
WAT why. WAT. fogof.
i mechen cute lil post wat is problem? fogof

>>5298978
i'd rather be dead then stuck with you.

outdoor mall odysseus

>>5298982
Obviouse winsen ruse ! OBVIOOUSE faaake

>>5298985
no.
Pinot Gregorio.

>>5298986
w---WAT? that is winsen still hah gotcha

there's no GUSTO to this ruse ! got no GUSTO !

there's no GUSTO to this ruse ! got no GUSTO !

https://youtu.be/KDt-Fz0PLvk?t=437

>>5298999
mkultra mint control sraraouge!

>>5298999
mkultra mint control sraraouge!

do u savvem de pepe ?

>>5299022
AHAHAHAHA

do u savvem de pepe ?

next level monky ! monky power up

next level monky ! monky power up

monky on the up & up . 'nt it weird that target's generic brand is called "up&up"? who do they think they're kidding? not me that's 4sure. walmart's "great value" makes a whole lot more sense. kirkland, i can go either way

monky on the up & up . 'nt it weird that target's generic brand is called "up&up"? who do they think they're kidding? not me that's 4sure. walmart's "great value" makes a whole lot more sense. kirkland, i can go either way

>>5299154
hey cut it out

>>5299154
hey cut it out

zen mind, monky mind . . .

zen mind, monky mind . . .

for all that we mock those who fake aesthetic enthusiasms in hopes of gaining respect, the opposite tendency is more poignant, whereby we repress our true passions in order not to seem peculiar. we may stay quiet about our affection for monky, for instance, until a reading of windsor endorses the sentiment, or suppress our fondness for introducing until the merit of the practice is confirmed by monky

the nglaked word

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>>5299655

nombry!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWJrPzAUzAs

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>>5299857
That's Pepe singing the song

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your mom will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post

~stretsch~ monky coming to a close !

~stretsch~ monky coming to a close !

gingridge patonkin i guess?

gingridge patonkin i guess?

dont slip again monky. dont steal for a damn fix again, monky!

ive slapt shits out of monkys before , ill do it again !

>>5300576
racist

>>5298983
that's a good one

>>5300792
https://youtu.be/H5bE8jJgeb8?t=19

>>5299590
Fuck off Randy

>>5300792
thank u !!!! yes thank u , u kno wat its from?
or its just good in the abstract? either way hell yea!

>>5300799
it's a good combination of words

>>5300800
haha heck yea. . . .

>>5300806
also that post about target and walmart makes me think you're a girl

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>>5300810
YEA ? AHA ;]

>>5300826
u so cute i wanna marry u

>>5300829
Faggot

>>5300834
no judgements in this thread k

>>5300829
thxxxxxxxx

>>5300868
*waves awkwardly from across the thread*

monchy man has a crutsch on me-me-me not u !

>>5300911
Fucking fairy

>>5300914
Fairies are magical!!!

myeah faeries are magical see

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& it really didnt hafta stop
it just kept on goin

godby monky wave goodbye

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>>5300945
I wanna fuck that unicorn

>>5300947
UNICORNS ARE NOT FOR FUCKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

>>5300947
UNICORNS ARE NOT FOR FUCKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

>>5300957
HELL YEAH

peace out ganjalettes

>>5300963
why...... u leaving with monky? ..
where u & monky goin all by yoselfs i wonder......?

>>5300972

we hit bump limit

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>5300976
....dont gotta SPELL it out for me im a soda thread veteran bud !

>>5300981
Were you here during the great Hail Storm of 2015

>>5300988
ah-AHA-- no comment . .

WHAT ABOUT THE EPIC THUNDERBLIZZARD OF 2016 1/2

Thunderblizzards are fuckin crazy yo

Anyway! Anyway.... pshh.. AAANnnnyyywwaaaaayyyyy..........

I probably won't be back before this 404's (but maybe) so if I don't see you Good afternoon Good evening and Good night

>>5301096
i meant archives not 404s
psh i mean shh. like pff

>>5301097
..................

>>5301097
u triny mech funna me binsh
u triny fukken mecha funna me binsh

>>5301097
u triny mech funna me binsh
u triny fukken mecha funna me binsh

>>5300792
THANKS again im so pumped u injoit it !

haha hell yea ..
some PEP in my STEP rite about now

like yea sure i didnt coin it,..
but i APPROPRIATED it...
still not as KEWL as COINING it like monky mane does. . .

sraraoughe

>>5301150
Why are you named after my favorite actress???

>>5301161
senxey smoov name

>>5301167
like crazy cohen?

>>5301173
'the heck is that
did you mean Leonard Cohen - Crazy to Love You???????

no, no not like that.
ROONEY MARA. light of my life, fire of my loins. my sin, my soul.
roo-ney ma-ra: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of four steps;
down the palate to tap, at four, on the teeth.
roo • ney • ma • ra

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>>5301176
I meant (((Cohen)))

Crazy Cohen
Crooked Hillary
Lyin' Ted

it rings and it sticks

naah, nah alliterations are too corny. corny! next victim

>>5301189
youre mom rings and it sticks lol