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Post selfmade greentexts 2017-04-06 01:17:17 Post No. 5288461
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>Be 18
>Still living with Mommy
>Spend most of the day painting pretty pictures in order to earn good boy points
>Finally earn anough GBP for chicken tendies
>"I'm sorry anon but I can't buy tendies, I have breast cancer"
>ohnawshedidnt.pdf
>Pee and shit my pants until mama leaves to buy me tendies
>Mom dies on the way to bring me tendies
>Stillgottendies.jpeg
>Enlist in army to earn more good boy points
>My country looses thereby leaving me unable to earn good boy points
>REEEEEnormiesREEEEcausedREEEEthisREEEEE
>Band together with other good boys in order to combat normies
>Tfw when get elected into office
>Immediatly start purging country of normies
>Normies manage to regroup in neigbouring countries
>Sense that they want to take away my nations tendies
>REEEEEEEEEE.pdf
>Order preemptive strike to purge entire world of normies
>Turns out my nation didn't have enough good boy points to defeat the normies
>Die covered in my own poopoo and peepee while my nation is being sorounded by normies
>Tfw when entire world belongs to normies
>Tfw when I'm literally Hitler
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this is so gay
who are you quoting
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>be me
>me
>20XX
>5 years old
>no jk
>ok
>home
>mom comes home
>hey klet
>hey mom
>brought tendyrkfjehs???
>no
>wtf
>y
>
>
>litterally shanking
>but i paid in GREAT BRITISH POUNDS(haha, get it? "pound?" Eh, you don't get it)
>prise up
>now 6 instead of 5
>dying
>y mommy?
>u fat lol stop jerking it 2 animu u nerd
>mfw when
This keeps happening.
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>>5288491
this is so relatable
*posts pic of a sad frog*
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>>5288491
who are you quoting?
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STOP FROGPOSTING
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>>5288461
>be me
>last tuesday
>hanging with some fags
>qt3.14 redpilled nazi trap starts cuddling me on couch
>im too autistic to know what to do so i REE
i wish i was lying
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>le be le me
>le be le NEET
>le get le phonecall
>le pick le up le phone
>le drop le phone
>le REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>5288744
nice dubs but who are you quotiung???
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i can sell you a rare pepe for you good boy points
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>>5288461
I can sell u a rare pepe for good boy points
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>>5289260
I currently have 22 GBP
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