im lazy and like to steal from /b/

orange sounds like a dream

I piss like a racehorse

who wouldn't pick yellow
you win every time

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>>5284409

Orange to maximize my work time and make more money, watch anime all night and save money.

>>5284409
Orange. You wouldn't even need a job if you lived in a warm climate.

Obviously purple

>>5284409
Purple because I'm too tired

I can't believe you loser fags wouldn't pick pink immediately.

It's the nice color and has perfect utility

Orange
Pretty simple choice.

Green, so i can erase the nigger race.

grey

Yellow. That's about a $182,500 a year job for 5 minutes of work

>>5284426
THIS

>tfw the green button just gives you autism

>>5284409
what happens after danny devito FUCKING dies?

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>>5284538
then you have to give his son daniel a blowjob

>>5284530
>>5284530
>$1000 for every time it lands on heads
>365 Mornings in a year
>$182500

>>5284409
Grey button, no question

>>5284557
How many sides does a coin have anon?
What's half of 365 anon?

>>5284560
Coin flipping isn't 50/50, Anon

>>5284565
>about

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>>5284565

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>>5284568
>about
>posts and exact 50% number

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>>5284573

>>5284409
PURPLE BUTTON

i would become the center of a black hole, a whole of midgets

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>>5284578

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>>5284538
he comes back to life to exact that bj

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AYY
LMAO

I'm not sure if red or pink. Red seems useful, but pink is lustful and I'm a fuken savage animal and I want to change my physical apperance for fun.

Grey is the only choice

Red is obviously the best choice. Gray is a close second tho.

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>>5284409
Give me red plox

>>5284409
pink to become Emporio Ivankov from the japanese comic One Piece

>>5284409
Pink, then start a business and charge people to change their sexes, thus making millions.

>>5284829
u could also become a gril and sell ur body/smelly underwear for $$$ :^)

>>5284835
>a s4s girl will never sell you her smelly underwear

why am I still alive for real though

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>>5284837
here you go anon ;)

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may i push two buttons?