here, i stole this from /b/
>>5282093
this is better and an [s4s] original
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>5282099
how to BLACK?
>>5282093
stealing is wrong, anon
im here to arrest you
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>5282127
oh noes
Red because it can be used to get equivalent effects of blue, green, purple, grey, and pink. Yellow is bad because I like shitting and Orange is bad because it says on the tin it'll probably be useless.
>>5282093
Choose pink and take the $100 out of the wallet every day. That way you make $100 a day ($36,500 a year) and maybe work a part time side job and barely have to do shit.
>>5282093
grey
summon a midget army to fuck the shit out of all of my enemies
>mfw
>>5282137
dude ebin mathe
>>5282099
how wacky is the wacky man?
>>5282144
I know right? I've been practicing a whole lot.