Introducing

vergamite

>>5280832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYNwGWxqSTk

>>5280884
vsnares is teh best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uafMmmCXCFw

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AfE3TDJwHs

One day all that is hidden will be revealed and then the truth will set you free

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JcmQONgXJM

shimpatsu

time for a software update

>>5281040
Version 8.3

logga•rithmique

is shonda worth saving? i don't know...
just don't know anymore...

>>5280955
gettin dubsy with it

Your fortune: Bad Luck

cannot wait for real monky hours when real live mr monky mechin mane answers all your questions!
2-3:30 AM eastern time!

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the "romance" languages

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>>5280832

>>5280896
DANG lady!!!

ed debevics

the butts of hoags castle

>>5282476
manchen :]

@1st i was a little dis appointed with my dope new car stereo but it's growin on me...
prollyll end up throwin a woofer in there...

wat is monkys final boss..
where does monkys train of thot terminate..
sometimes i greatly desire to reach the next station but none comes for a short while

>>5245769
AHAHAHA o man so funney

>>5281777

yeaa mr monkys up to somethin fishy..

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This is for all those countries that believe all women in hijab( headscarf) are oppressed because they can't show off their beauty. To me, this woman represents beauty in modesty!

>>5282493
people hate burkas and hiabs because they're said to be religeous and not a superficial regional tradition in order to gain freedom from criticism, when they're not and it's a lie as they're not mandatory or necessary according to islam,
and also because women in the middle east are killed for not wearing them but you act like it's a feminist issue to let women wear them in the west while ignoring the killing as if western fear of terrorism or criminals wearing them as a disguise is a worse transgression than forcing women to wear an item of clothing under penalty of death
if you stopped acting like a moralising victim who refuses to acknowledge the reality of human rights abuses over seas no one would care what you wear at all
it'd just be a scarf
basically you're the problem

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>>5282511
woa dang... 2 deep 4 monky!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrxjpyg9yxo

J*U*I*C*E

wat was the FALLING out between u & mr ailen believin mane i mjust know

>>5282575
i had sex with his dad

>>5282587
AHAHAHAHA

shmandy shmilla-shmockus

sraraouge!

gimmy SUMPN bro GIMMY sumpn cmon! wat is this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTTplK3kin8

monky & me have been on the outs...

monky changed the game

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>>5282644
>>5282600
>>5282511

yih... monky never end??? mayby...

where monky ends and I begin...

>>5282745
aka the butthole

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My real name is Forest Whitaker

panj

×lippsmaque× ~eyerub~ mhorneen

butterflies & zebras & moonbeams & fairy tales

>I am, indeed, a king, because I know how to rule myself.
d*mn...

backset • ball

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8E9REEAHcY&t=251

>>>/pol/119477910
>>>/pol/119478772
>>>/pol/119479976
>>>/pol/119481577
>>>/pol/119481988

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bweh

>>5283725
glad ur thingken of monky!! :]

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>>5283772


Winsh*t 96

>930093

Your fortune: Outlook good

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mfw everyone is ignoring the webms I posted

>>5283861
wat
WAT
>>5283878
WAT

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what is it with everyone and hugging.
like, that's pretty much guaranteed when you meet her, a real acheivement would be KISSING her.

>>5282276
Hey that's pretty good where did you get that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGvIkc0tdpI

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>>5284063
YEAH.... YEAH I KNOW...
I KNOW RITE? Ugh
wonder if posting ironicly or not...

fargus

fargus

>>5284111
glorious triples fam

eThan

e. all of the above

>>5284185
f. bonus question

chambrus

>>5284209
>D
S.T

My coin l8R

>>5284274
legendary poster detected

>>5284331
tekken me bacc rite about now . . . .

~brup~

why did u choose to stop lantern thread...

mm...

>>5284657
it was done

>>5284713
will u one day abandom monky like u did lanterm?

>>5284721
probably not

how was it DONE what MADE it done and WHY did you make it a POINT to let me KNOW that it would be the last time you'd post it? the last time you posted it you said you wanted ME to be the first to know that it'd be the last time you'd post it and that it wasn't any FAULT of mine... 'tsalmost like u wanted to MAKE SURE that i KNEW it was your OWN decision and not influenced by me at ALL. ive notice when people criticize monky, u get SNIPPY. tend to get SNIPPY when ppls question ur motive.. pls elaborate

>>5284774
relax

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>>5284774

>>5284777
triples

~sigh~
.. my particular way of posting is not quite advantageous for getting cold hard answers out of monky mane .. why must this be a damn game of chess ! i do not wish to play chess ! 'saint deep fritz, b*tch ! be strait with me, dammit !

>>5284840
no

*blergh* i spit up onto monky thread i am so fusterated with it some times

>>5284845
i dont care.

>>5284844 NO ? yea NO? just "NO" huh? yeah "NO"? yea why "NO" bro? i wonder if monky mane takes a prescription ...... monky man appears to me to be monumentally deprest. dark no fun times when he goes party pooping into all the gift bags. giving no quarter, no quarter given none taken. blank stare and a shrug.
>>5284850 yea that's the d*mn prob'm. yea this, basically. this. don't care enough bout nothin! care enough to bumb thread with nothing in particular but when the rubber meets the road u are nowhere to be found u cannot be bothered!

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>>5284857

why he cannot be bothered? he should be DELIGHTED. he should be TITILLATED that i care! i care but i cannot get him to budge! he refuses to reciprocate.. i bet that xgf u talchen bout initiated all the senx. she wanted the senx and u needed to be COAXED into senx dint u. dint u! yea monky man does not care when he should that is the problem!

still lovvem monky mane

NEW CROWDAAAAAAR

>>5284868
you fucking homo

>>5284844
not me! memememe
>>5284850
lol also not memememememe-meme-me
>>5284857
calm down
>>5284866
nice dubs. there's no explanation for the lantern thing. one day i was like "i'm just going to post that one more time" and that last thread was the one, and you posted and i just wanted to let you know that it was the last one and that that decision was already made and you weren't responsible for death of mysterious lantern threade
>>5284868
*muah*

>>5284895
fanke

>>5284898
fanke janssen

thaaaannnn q ! :]
yeh. yeh i knew that. yeah whatevs i -- that's what i figured. eh. nothing ventured nothing gained. what do i really desire to know about monky mane .. so shroud in misterie such unknown .. & what did po'boy mean by this .. >>5283451 .. i am in an insatiable mood for answers!

i wonder inf monky mane has a favorite movy..

>>5284913
friday

>>5284908
Here's an answer:
Bodacious!

>>5284913
No I don't really have favorite things but I like a lot of movies and there are some i've watched a lot
>>5284915
Not as good as Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in The Hood tbh

>>5284915
AHAHAHA
do u have blacc friends . . .

>>5284917
not anymore

>>5284918
AHAHAHAHA PLS let monky man answer!!!

>>5284921
fuck u

>>5284921
lol that one was me i beat him to it

>>5284923
>>5284922
AHAHAHA o man yall funney

>>5284926
What do you mean I'm funny? What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What? Funny how? What's funny about it? You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

>>5284932
H'HAAAAAAA i knew it was a spoof on SOME-thin...
loooovem gavem lol

>>5284940
https://youtu.be/E370vE8Y5_Q?t=25

>>5284944
great movie can you beliieve this is where John Matrix got his name from?

>>5284946
mm-hmm ye ye.. hey watchu kno bout john matrix? uve been involved w/ this board for a long time, do you know anything regarding the circumstances surrounding his disappearance on october 1st 2014? he just-- he just STOPPED posting... out of NOWHERE... i have heard the odd horror story.. pls set the record strait!

or dont watever i don care !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZYlV7hsYgY

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Disney's Illuminations is globalist progaganda that reinforces the existance of hell with fire shooting from the inside of the globe.

>>5284952
i didn't know the guy personally and i thought his posting was kind of annoying so when he disappeared i didn't really question it but from the odd conversation here and there it seems to me that he was in some kind of car accident and became paralyzed, or he's dead. or he just decided he didn't like this place anymore and decided to stop coming here forever and these are just rumors. no idea though as i'm not involved in the IRCs or skypes or discords or plugs or whatever.

>>5284966
I see what you're saying. I like it. Let's set up a lunch meeting to further discuss these developments.

>>5284973
Meet me at Agent Smith's Taco Shack at 9PM

>>5284976
fuck u

>>5284977
#triggered #dubs

>>5284976
AHAHA hell yea
>>5284977
please do not muddle the waters of communication between me and my frens!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoQ2dq_V_oQ

smor • gas • bord

>>5285000
Epic triples for the win

the bogdanoff twins

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>@ someone once
>You are blocked from folllowing or viewing this person's tweets

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>>5285034
ahaha :3

>>5285043
faggot

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>>5285044
zomg wow soo fast! ;3

>>5285053
faggot

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>>5285054
woa dang . . .

why does this guy always post the most gay assest images on the planet

>>5285059
thinly veiled winset ruse, veil too thin ! !
n*gga dont even kno bout s.c.i.e.n.c.e , 'man, 'the f*ck outta here

>>5285060
he's right u know

NEW WARSKAAAY

NEW WARSKAAAY

poor winsen still filling out canpter...
winsen deserves better!

canpter

i think i grew a grey watching you procrastinate

>>5285140
I am watching cgp grey video

>>5285181
whoooooooaasssss

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Iron Man 3

Iron Man 12

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdtKbq3Omkw

>>5285239
lmao invader zim was never good it was just popular and everything else this guy did was just the same le random bullshit as zim but without the mass appeal because it didn't balance it's try hard edgyness and goofy humour with sardonic irony or post-modern nihilism it was just autistic charlie the unicorn tier sincere thirsty bullshit fuck this guy seriously i bet everything about zim that wasn't patently lame was forced in by the network what a dickhead

>>5280832
what is it?

is it a new meme?
I haven't looked

>>5285248
squee is good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0LMN7ANTHo

baconetics

>>5285277
also dubs

brb guys time 2 watch le mofie lol

wow what a movie

×stretsch× ~hearty yawn~ *lippsmaque* morneen

>>5285489
AHAHAHA
>>5285140
LOL YES! YAH! I knew monky man wood kno , also had a feeling this is the particular tune that he would qont before any other, but also u mechin funna me binch? aha na jk. me im partial towards that anti•gravity jumpoff

wonder wat movy monky man watched....

wonder why monky man stays up so late....

>>5286029
Split
>>5286136
insomnia

dorplis

swoop jump the monky

>>5286331
shock the monkey

oar oar oar oar oar oar oar oar oar oar oar oar oar oar oar

wiiiift

>>5286439
yea? figures..

>>5286498
yeah, figure eights

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donald trump endorses minions!

>>5286536
I unironically like minions

>>5286543
go aawayy u have the worst movys

>>5286545
I would literally never dance if I thought you were watching

>when my brain keeps making me remember stupid bad memories all the time
https://youtu.be/4US7lmSIzMU?t=235

>>5286549
Ah we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine

>>5286553
You fell asleep
in my
car I drove the whole time
but that's alright I'll just avoid the holes so you sleep fine
and so here I sit
cursing my government
for not using my taxes to fill holes with more cement

>>5286559
fuck u

>>5286560
pls no rude

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>>5286560
>Why do girls keep rotten eggs in their panties?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrXJZwjRZsM

funy i was just thinkgen today i would really fancy a dance
but dance aint real no mo
jus dumdum twerks and grinds help me

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>>5286589
i see no entertainment value in dancing whatsoever.
i personally find it a blessing that i don't have the ability to spend an unhealthy chuck of my time in college partying like a retard.

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>>5286589
Ever heard of Eugenia Cooney?

[pic related]

>>5286604
you can party like a retard without going to college tbh

>>5286612
i don't want to do either tbh.

>>5286617
what do you want to do

>>5286642
find my purpose.

>>5286604

u see im not talking about clubbing- that shizz is a chore
>>5286609
could you pls make less sense

>>5280832
More like outroducing this stale meme was dead on arrival lol

welcome ppls to monky Thread ! :]

i relly like emily jean

>>5286550
woa bang

>>5286643
i like you>>5286604

>>5286715
whoa shit thisgotbreakfasted

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>>5286643
why not take a spin on the dream wheel like I did when I was a baby?

SPOILER: IT was actually just an astral emination of the spyritual dynamic of us 5 kids all jumping on the trampoline UNTIL their parents forbid more than 2 at a time

All I remember is the rainbow dream wheel and being stuck multiple times for a long time until I could land on the right space. Light a board game, I gues?
It appeared one more time 10 years later,in the only dream I ever had about the girl I most adored who sat in front of me in history class but whom I never actually spoke to,
where we had to spin to escape the dream, but I wanted to explore, but she made me play with her otherwise she couldn't return home

Is this important idk

>>5286722
i get it also nice dubs

>>5286702
it's the "TURN IT OFF" part that's supposed to be link.
>>5286722
id rather burst into song

>>5286722
Huh interesting...I get it
Nice dubs

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>>5286722

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>>5286722
>dream wheel
Sorry I meant to say MEDICINE WHEEL

>>5286736
red and yellow go to the other side!
RED AND YELLOW, RED AND YELLOW, RED AND YELLOW!

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red leather yellow leather red leather yellow leather red leather yellow leather red leather yellow leather

>>5286787
wat he mean by this!!

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>>5286792
>dyed it

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>>5286812
thats po'boy 4u...

~stretsch~ i lichen all the new name figs!

>>5286861
yeah great you get a bunch of a wapanese buffoons and here i am waiting to get a job and a different residence

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>>5286867
You live in Japan? have you visited Fukushima?

>>5286873
fuck u

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVN17U3Vg34

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>>5286875
no, fuck yOU

>>5286916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inTRblYTevk

>>5286919
Just post the webm with sound don't redirect me you youtube that's a huge internet security risk and also it takes up a lot of bandwith to stream videos all the time rather than just hosting the individual file

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>>5286925
oh wait you CAn'T

>>5286927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdyT0t1fqg0

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>>5286927
i KNO rite! sux ass!

~stretsch~

>>5286983
Fuckin scrawny bitch

>>5286986
oh SHIT

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>>5286986
obvious winsen ruse!!!

>>5286933
I can't tell if there's a lawnmower grinding th earth outside or if this is just my life sounds like now

conquering the world w/ emley jean as queen of course
my neighbor julius caesar is being a dick.

>>5287034
that reminds me of Freeonlinegames.com. jw Have you ever heard of it?

>>5287041
no, but ive played alternatives.
im STEAMing this sh*t right here

>>5287046
I'm looking for a certain video. Have you seen it?

>>5287052
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sHXsQtuNbtQ

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>>5287057
Honestly you can send me letters or emails or whatever I wouldn't mind

>>5287065
how do you type with boxing gloves on?

may as well listen to amy scumers comedy special so i can give it a FAIR downvote

scumer

its one thing to wear glasses with "sexy" on them in a photoshoot

but this gals really fucken full of herself always thingken ppl wanna fuck her when they see her nude

>>5287108
LINK????????

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Would you mind if I thought of you as like a COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS fertility goddess?

>>5287117
ask for yoir parents netflix

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>>5287119
id rather be one brought up from SONY ENTERTAINMENT

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>>5287125
UH OH

"we must not continue this conflict further"
and so the president of native america gives me one of their cities free, even though i dont even remember fighting them!

>>5287120
AHAHA o i thot u were talchen bout emley

>>5287119
woa dang lady...

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>>5287159
but emily is funny
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5DQH-pwNVAE

>>5287165
la cro-ho-hoooix ah-ha-haaa awwwa

weird foot placement. weird looking. this is why they take two dozen pictures so u can save the one where her foot does not look weirdly placed!

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emleyyyyy

diamond • canopy

>>5287192
what

~koff~

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>>5287319

today i learned that volcanoes are also called krakatoa and that's why squidward said it in the episode where he is volcano man

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man i am a fullblown neo-con in this playthrough.
all i want is for my empire to be BIGGER. i want the best country no matter what.

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http://aminoapps.com/c/copypaste

>>5287337
classic determint winstin !

haha buttsex

>>5287340
actually i screwed up by cancelling my takeover of maya thinking they'd be gifting me new cities as a gift, i didnt get shit.
and now i gotta wait for the peace treaty to expire.

hand over the delegates, assyria

>>5287385
faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsJnZ_HgCSg

>only the madman is absolutely sure
d*mn....

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>>5280955
>>5282511
>>5282600
>>5282644
>>5283399
>>5283944
>>5284111
>>5284777
>>5284844
>>5284866
>>5284922
>>5284944
>>5284966
>>5284977
>>5285000
>>5285044
>>5285277
>>5286688
>>5286722
>>5286733
>>5286933
>>5287000
>>5287177

earth to mecha monky poster patient zero . . .

>>5287444
nice cranstlers

>>5287465
whatup chucho

>>5287469
>cranstlers
thanks

>>5287477
nice dubs

b'poops

>>5287653
yea i GUESS.. yeh. yiiih why such thing satisfy yuor crafing? craving "shrampontic" "swemplious" why WHY, what is purpose, what is words wat words aare these and why! what means???

raraOugh

approaching end of monky experience once again....

please watch your step as you disembark thru the gangway

damn chimp. damn chimp man no matter how in great craving i am for answers monky sits static and unhelpful. making a stupid idiot face and mocking me. get bent, soda...

sraoruahge

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

yea hey HI HEY. . .

HEY HI YEA SUP. . . .

the FUCK are we waiting for. is like a cold city square middle of night nothing going on. one day monky will BUSTLE. he will be the TALK of the town. but not rite now..... never rite now.......

>>5273833
pls come bacck

cam braaaoughck

cmaaaroooube

>>5287663
i have to bump the thread with something
>>5287668
mmhmm
>>5287669
just like Saigon
>>5287674
tru dat
>>5287679
i'm just not here that often
>>5287697
whoa
>>5287808
a?
>>5287821
hello
>>5287823
how's it goin
>>5287837
it's okay
>>5287845
>>5287849
>>5287931
one day

rate mai waifu

monky mek me laffff

giggle monky ding dong

goose • step

monky doesn't do any damn tricks

>>5288059
not that kind of monkey

alabadoce

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>>5287444
Nice repeating digits

>>5288152
oh thank you

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

halow

mm yes yes
everything seems in order . . .

~throteclear~

>>5288822
nice dubs

shwarp

ᶫᵃᵖᵖᵉᶫᵉᵗᵗᵉ ᵇᵃᶫᶫᵉᶰᵈᵉʳᶦᵗᵗᵉ

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*Starts new game*
i know how to do this Civ 5 play now...

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yeah i'm naming my brazilian capital "Ciduad De Emma" because why not

>>5289005
i'll tell you why not

>>5289060
fuck u

>>5289065
what why

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>>5289068
try taking over my own empire you hockeypuck, youll see why.

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muh 2MB

selfy :]

>>5289090
hack Emily's nudes and ill give selfy.

>>5289100
Rlyyyy!!!!! kewl

>>5289078
i want to touch that grils' butt

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if i could change the national flag and currency id plaster emna all over it

>>5289161
thats perhaps the aspect thats LEAST focused on in that image, the heck did you get that from

>>5289168
i just want to touch her butt what's your deal brah

godby monky already !
forgot it was almost monkys time...

want to spank emley!

>>5289178
yee

how did i do it you ask
how did i make a thread about nothing reach bump limit every time
i'll tell you how
next time
on

>>5289183
dickwad

>>5289349
Americans, so rude

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>>5289351
get grilled, leaf. i gotta eat you in my burger.

>>5289194
jewish magic.

>>5289364
YOU'RE MOM IS JEWISH MAGICK
>>5289361
Wrong again, kid

>>5289194
A H A H A thru me-me-me always saven monky always rescue mnky !

>>5289370
this should just be a general hinestly

>>5289374
your mom should be a general

in the army

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>>5289379

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>>5289374
soon . . .

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cuty hair again ;3

>>5289387
WOMEN CAN DO ANYTHING MEN CAN DO!!!

>>5289392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkKiLaxXjAA

Blasternatzck

maqqs • planqq

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>try to move my settlers
>they get stolen
>see greeks next to where they were with their own settlers
>start a with Greece to get them back
>fight war battles
>see barbarians nearby the same place
>realise they also have settlers with them
>i attacked the wrong people
WHOOPS

>>5289444
emma pebble :]

>>5289532
pfaha

AND I RAN
I RAN SO FAR AWAY
I COULDNT GET AWAY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWG4oozcq1I

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fjt4xpausT4

i dont think I've spoken a single word today.

godby mochi....

FOGOF moonky!

oo aa oo aa witcha retarded ass. monky threw the pooper scooper at me. i pissed in his water. things've been on edge since then...

senseless fucking ape

no stupid ass apes beyond this point hazardoux materials

>>5280896
DANG LADY !! ! ! !