What a wonderful world we live in

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>my mom takes me with her to go visit one of her old friends from her hometown in Florida because she hasn't seen her in a long time and we were in the area
>her friend has a dog
>this dog is a 1 year old, male German Shepard, who also hasn't had his balls removed, which means he's got his hormones running through his system
>I am a person who loves dogs,
>I was told that he loves playing catch with the tennis ball they have, and sure enough he did
>whenever I had it in my hand, he would jump up on my leg
>I thought he was just trying to grab the ball
>so after having realized there was a bunch of ants in the backyard that had been biting me (don't you just hate that?), I was starting to throw the ball again
>At one point, he was getting on my leg again
>this time, I just left him be
>and then…
>he started humping my leg
>allofmywhatshavebeenreleased
>I'm just standing here
>while the dog was holding onto my leg
>and was fucking humping it
>he was actually hugging onto my leg to stand up
>and was humping it
>after a few seconds of being in shock and horror, I got him off of my leg
>at the time, I was laughing this off to myself, and thinking "well, he's just a young little pup, so this is something normal for him to do"
>never ever told my mom or her friend about this incident
>I'll never forget that moment
>ever