hey can you guys keep this thread up until I get a girlfriend? Thanks

>>5252588
You don't need to have a gf in order to be straight, Dum dum

>>5252590

Oh I know that already....I never said you need to have a gf in order to be straight... where did you get that from? Thanks.

Good luck bro.
....how long do you expect this to take?

>>5252596
A picture speaks a thousand words.

>>5252599

Time will tell. checking my fortune in this post. Good dubs- Thanks!

>>5252601

a nerd infers a thousand words <3

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>5252604
You're just mad cause I caught you in your dirty lil lying scheme

>>5252606

? how? is this bait? are you confronting me? Thanks.

>>5252611
>are you confronting me?!?
hey, your're smarter than I thought.

We wont keep this thread till 4ever pal

>>5252614

will you be my girlfriend now that you're finished misconstruing my thread image?

>>5252618
Stop lying. Your deception is clear as daylight.

>>5252620

What am I lying about? I am a proud straight man without a girlfriend who would like to become a proud straight man WITH a girlfriend. I refuse to apologize for celebrating my identity.

>>5252623
Stop deceiving, it will drag you to the Pit.

>>5252625

I'm starting to get the feeling you'll say this no matter what I post. I assure you I am sincere and have only the purest intentions in this thread. Thanks.

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>>5252588
>>5252611
Unchecked dubs, but [s4s] is still alive and there is still hope!

Your fortune: Average Luck

OP here with a status report: Still no girlfriend