IT! GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST NOW!

>>5247549
I'm up past my bedtime!

I want /b/ to leave

I'm failing classes :^)))

the imagined fornication which occurs hypothetically between your imagination's perceived visage of a person you have not yet initiated coitus with is far superior to the confluence of that imagined state in conjunction with reality.

keep your fantasies real, kiddos! don't fall for illegal sex when you could have the best sex ever for the rest of your life inside your own mind.

see ya later

>>5247549
Why is this board more /b/ than /b/ is. I swear it's like the actually good shit is here now, and /b/ is just trap threads.

>>5247633
nice dubs, friend :^) I hope you will thoroughly enjoy this utopia!

>>5247549
I HATE MY JOB AND I JUST GOT IT ;^}

I unironically like anime

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>>5247549
Does anyone else get the odd feeling that they are getting glimpses of the infinitude of banality when reading internet comments, even ones that are well-thought out and on-topic?

>>5247549
parenthesis

>>5247678
i'm not quiet sure, but I feel like if you write me a small essay about the connection you hold between yourself and the universe at large we can find the central dogmatic reflection that creates banality in its purest form

>>5247641
dont you mean MY utopia

>>5247699
good double
but I hope you brought enough utopia for everyone

>>5247699
good dubs, gippo. why does the sky blue?

>>5247694
I can not discern whether or not you are being facetious, but please explain.

I am intrigued.

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>fill porcelain cup with wine
>put it on my white desk
>white desk gets a wine ring

HOW DOES IT TRAVEL TO THERE THROUGH THE CUP WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE I NEED TO REPAINT MY DESK AGAIN WTF

>>5247792
who are you quoting

>>5247816
I am quoting my memory of recently passed events

>>5247822
Couldn't you just say it though

i did something that hurt the board a little when i was a newfig but i try to make up for it by doing good things

>>5247928
You are forgiven

my recent obsession with cheese from fosters home for imaginary friends is now going to the extremes.

I just ate a burger and I feel like shit

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*dreams of tight butte*

I am a carrot

>>5247935

I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!

IT! GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST NOW!

There's this pretty ginger at work that I really want to talk to but she's too intimidating and my other coworker is scary. She beats me every day for being a faggot.

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A girl I've been very close friends with since high school might be getting feelings for me and I don't know if I feel the same way and I'm confused.

She's dated a couple of my friends and I don't know what to do.

>>5247997
>>5247998
lick each other's butts

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I have a medical glove fetish and I don't know why!

hello

>>5248001
fetishes are classified as mental disorders, did you know that?

>>5247998

Talk to her, anon. We can't tell you what she's thinking. Girls like confident guys who don't beat around the bush too.

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>>5248000
Nice TRIPS and advice mein dude

>>5248005
>don't beat around the bush
my ex liked it when i slapped her pussy though so this contradicts what you're saying

Being trans or gay is wrong and is betraying god and his vision. Also fuck atheists

>>5248015

What if I pitch for both teams?

>>5248005
The thing is that I don't know if I like her, and if I did what kind of backlash it would have with a lot of my friends.

Plus she's too sweet tbh, I'm more a.....masochist kinda guy ;^)

>>5248018
>I'm more a.....masochist kinda guy
ahh yeah she doesn't have a dick so you're not interested, i got you fam

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>>5248020
Plz don't dik my pooper

People play video games on 'normal' and brag about one-hitting everything.

JUST TURN UP THE FUCKING DIFFICULTY!!!

I just want to sleep 20 hours a day and browse 4chan in my spare time (another 4 hours)

I am nice.

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>>5247599
Unchecked dubs [s4s] is dead all is lost

>>5247781
if we take your life as our example and are able to determine the major differences between the extraordinary and the banal, it will be potentially possible to break that down into something more universal, thus revealing another universal truth through the confluence of conceptualizations formulates in the microcosmic sense of being as it reflects in the macrocosm.

on the edge of my seat waiting for this fine essay :^)

>>5247549
i sometimes rudepost as anonymous

>>5247962
is this women or men?

pls respong, I don't wanyt to make a mistake

These threads give me anxiety!

>>5247998
she sounds like a whore who fucks everyone in your social circle because she is bored. don't feel special that she is picking you this time a round.

or maybe you will get married and live happily ever after i d k

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I don't think I'm going to pass Electrical Networks and it's probably going to drive me insane even though I don't want it to

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I think fascism is the only utopia

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i like anime unironically
there, i said it, are you happy now?

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>>5249192
>photograph
Cringe

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>>5249199
its me on the photo, why do you cringe?
do you think im ugly?

>>5249206
Why don't you post a pic of ur asshole too?
and I dont mean ur butt!!

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>>5249212
ugh no, please dont bother me anymore or im gonna call police

>>5249233
nice try sally but we both know ur more afraid of pigs than i am

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I once had a dream with Bogdanoff, that's why I'm so interested