the bite of a tard

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>be me, back in 7th grade
>sitting in GNU manipulation class.
>assigned seats
>tard assinged next to me
>a friend and i found out he only plays minecraft during class
>decide to troll the fuck outta him
>download the cracked version he uses
>grab invisibility potion shit
>blow everything up
>tard rages SOMEONE BROKE MY HOUSE MINECRAFT/!!1!!!w
>we supress our laughter
>teacher goes over to him
>she asks him what happened
>tard explains that someone "greefed" him
>teacher doesn't understand, gives up
>can't supress laughter anymore
>laugh a little bit.
>tard glares at us and walks over
>sees minecraft up on my desktop
>walks away
next day
>tard hates when other people's stuff is on his desk
>ok
>i put my gatorade bottle ever so slightly on his desk
>tard backhands it off, spilling it and jumps on me, snapping at my face as i keep him back
>he screams, YOU BROKE MY MINECRAFTT111!!!!!111!!!
>teacher isnt very strong, cant help except call for tard guards to come
>my friend, being moderatly muscular, pulls him off of me
>he has tard in neckhold
>tard bites his arm
>he lets go of tard, then goes hulk smash on his face
>tard is out after getting hulk smashed
>he is just laying there, it was beautiful to watch happen.
>tard guard walks in.
>tard guard drags tard away.
>my friend got raibes from tard. has to go to hospital afterward
>friend has to fill out incident report and gets a day of in school suspension
>still happy though
>still laugh about it till this day