I'll start
>Be me
>13 years old
>Freshmen fag
>Economics class, fucking hate it.
>killme.mp4
>Hate my teacher, teacher hates me
>for the end of semester we have to do a project on an entrepreneur
>For the KeK's I choose Chris Poole.
>Finish project the next week
>time to present
>explain when and where he was born
>faggotshit.wav
>get to the part about his product.
>do a very vague description of 4chan as to not get suspended.
>teacher wants to know more
>tell him to look it up
>next day teacher absent
>find out from friend he was fired
>turns out he went onto one of the hentai boards during break
>he was caught jacking it by the principal
>lots of yelling
>two years later walking through walmart
>see my teacher
>OhFuck.jpg
>Hes in bad shape.
>full beard, greasy hair, and he gained like 180 pounds
>he sees me
>Lord of the ham's face turns redder than pepe's lips
> screams ANON!!!!!
>trips
>gets back up.
>sweating heavily.
>gets close to me.
>thisisit.gif
>suddenly he grabs his chest
>has a heart attack
>falls on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
put me on the screencap
>Go on 4chan once
>become a fat greasy neckbeard
Sounds like a true story tbh
>>5241009
Glermerblerb
>>5242155
flube dubs!
>>5241009
WAIT NOW
>For the KeK's
Who are the KeKs, the KeK's what? I didn't understand this part of the part of the story, I'm really sorry, I hope I'm not just being dumb? I honestly didn't get it
Who are you quoting
>>5241009
was ugly when I came here
now am ugly and fat
>>5241009
<came to le 4chen
<lost loadsa w8
<paid crapload of emone to fix my ugly face
now all I gotta do is infiltrate the normalfat secret club and take it down from the inside
the normals WILL pay
Can i be in the screencap if this gets reposted? Hi mom