Homemade kimchi

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HELL if I know
U going eat that stuff?

>>5233093
Yea it's awesome. I made quick kimchi for tacos recently and I have been buying it like $6 a jar at the the trendy foods place here so I figured I'd make it myself since it's all fairly basic stuff....

I see that stuff @ the Chinese buffet
Its not bad

>>5233085
let it sit out for a few years

>>5233112
I'll probably start tasting with a clean fork after a few days and when the cabbage is tangy enough I'll put it in the fridge. It does already smell like kimchi though

>>5233112
Stop handing out shit advice!!

>>5233085
Never had the stuff, is it actually good, or is it ate by westerners because of the Korean hard on they have?

>>5233122
excellent dubs

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>>5233124
not nice

>>5233133
nice dubs

>>5233133
>33
Nice dubs! I had a Korean friend in high school but honestly I don't know much about Korean culture other than they're east Asian like Chinese Japanese. I started eating kimchi and just found I love it.
I do like sauerkraut also, which is similar but less pungent and not spicy.

>>5233133
It's sort of like spicy pickles.

>>5233145
I wasn't accusing you of having an obsession with Korea. I just find most of the time anything Korea is brought up all you hear is k-pop this kimchi that. Similar to Japan and anime.

I like sauerkraut, I'll have to get some kimchi next time I'm at a restaurant that sells it.

>>5233085
>when I open the jar.
Uhhh, are you serious?

>>5233167
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>>5233140
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>>5233196
yeah yeah! that makes a whole lot more sense

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>>5233200
>00
Nice dubs! Are you a marsupial? XD

i found a raisin in there. i tossed it in the kimchi, i figure why not

big ol pooch gut i would not trade you for the world!

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is she, dare i say it, /ourgal/?
http://www.allkpop.com/buzz/2015/02/koreans-get-riled-up-about-emma-stones-kimchi-comment-in-birdman

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>>5233212
sexy ass bitch

>>5233133
Kimchi is fucking delicious.

>>5233173
Fermentation is supposed to be anaerobic, I think. While ur memeing it up with the boyz, jellyfish is gonna die of food poisoning. All becuz of muh meemz, good God almighty...

I love how fat chicks have to make a post every time they make something with vegetables but never when they are crying into a gallon jar of mayonnaise that they're eating with a serving spoon.

enjoy ur botulism dum cunt

>>5233534
You have to burp the jar occasionally bc it's pretty active in there at the moment. I'm not leaving it exposed to air though.. still not sure at what point to refrigerate

>>5233591
What's the actual food poisoning risk here? I'm not sure exactly what's alive in there but I tasted a piece and it is starting to sour. So it seems like it's going well to me.

I moved it to the fridge. It seems sour enough and that should slow down the bubbling. It didn't quite overflow the last time I opened it but almost. I like how ppl think this is gonna kill me that's pretty rad.
At first all I could smell was the fish sauce but it smells like kimchi now so that's another sign it's getting ripe enough.

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Don't eat it or least give 2 somebody else 1st. U will die
Mabe let your mom try it

>>5233133
koreans eat kimchi at every meal

i wouldnt eat it bet u had poop on your fingers when u were makin it

>>5234097
anaerobic means no air that mean sno oxygen I mean like DO NOT op[en it at all you know

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in World of Warcraft there's a daily food quest in Darnassus to make kimchi byt putting the jars underground

>>5234283
So WHEN you open it you expect it to erupt all over the place? There is nothing bad about letting the air out

inb4 food poisoning

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>>5233085
Can't you just make blood pops like a normal person?
What's with all this weird food?

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butt cancer in my brainhole?

no no that's not right...

brain cancer in my butthole?

no no that's all wrong....

brain cancer gonna kill my mommy this year?

yeah yeah! that makes a whole lot more sense

brain cancer in my mommy's noggin :]

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That feel when sparkles thinks he's being offensive but he's actually just an idiot. Lol, dude if you have nothing better to do than insult me there is probably nothing worthwhile in your life. Like, what are you getting out of it? You make a fool of yourself every time you post and still expect people to think you are intelligent????

>>5234465
don't act all high and mighty about a situation that you manufactured

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>>5234470
I have nothing to do with that person though?

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>>5234473
i'm not going to sit here and explain to you what you're doing, you should be fully aware of that. i'm just saying that as usual instead of ignoring the problem you're throwing a spotlight on it and giving it the attention it craves. so enjoy your little buddy because you're giving him the wrong impression if you want him to leave you alone

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>>5234480
I make an effort to ignore him, actually.

no no that's not right...

butt cancer in my brainhole?

brain cancer in my butthole?

brain cancer gonna kill my mommy this year?

yeah yeah! that makes a whole lot more sense

brain cancer in my mommy's noggin :]

my friend in a fatal car accident?

my friend in a fatal car accident :)

cancer in my asshole

cancer in my mother's asshole

cancer in my cunt

lint ball in my poon-flaps

cancer in my mommy's noggin!

cancer in my stomach

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>>5233106
>>5233085
>eating literal rotting food

that's called garbage

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Just eat it..
EAT IT!!! EAT!!!
Whoo hooo!

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big dirty lint ball in my poon-flaps

brain cancer in my mommy's noggin!

butt cancer in my asshole!

brain cancer gonna end my mommy's life this year

malignant abcess in my stink-slit!

yur a faggot

brain cancer in my mommy's butthole?

no no that's not right...

butt cancer in my brainhole?

no no that's not right...

brain cancer in my butthole?

no no that's all wrong....

brain cancer gonna kill my mommy this year?

yeah yeah! that makes a whole lot more sense

brain cancer in my mommy's noggin :]

choking on my own vomit?

choking on my own vomit :)

choking on my own vomit

lint ball in my poon-flaps

cancer in my mommy's noggin!

cancer in my stomach

cancer in my mother's stomach

big wad of cancer in my cunt

cancer in my cunt hole

butt cancer in my asshole!

butt cancer in my mother's asshole!

cancer in my father's prostate!

cancer in my cunt

dirty lint ball in my poon-flaps

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