Introducing Soda - Cute and Funny moments Part 1

Introducing

>>5228956

Stupid monkeyposter

monkey man if you are here please say "I"

Nothing compares to Emily Jean-o, except a wicked catchy song!

>>5229198
nothing compares to soda
except an all out race war

>>5229205
Soda WISHES he was Emily Meme!

Ivanka gives her dad an erection

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aaaand time for dentist

>>5229326
these moments are not cute or funny my dude get this BLACK kid the FUCK out my face

bruce could easily make an emma thread on this board and make that a wonderful little haven of all things emma. i'd probably even join in. but no, no he makes a monkey thread instead. i am NOTORIOUSLY present in monkey threads, so WHY would bruce make a monkey thread? WHY! there are very few explanations for this phenomenon!

who is this mango spango

hyped for this meme

all me
me
me me
meme
meme big boi

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>>5228956
More like yoda

>>5229715
Meme or do not meme, there is no try

>>5229721
fuck off

>>5229722
hey cut that out !

>>5229722
fear leads to anger…anger leads to hate…hate leads to suffering

don't forget to check out that new shobaleader one joint

>>5229737
mochiiiiii mane

>>5229748
bbl

Your fortune: Good Luck

gimme

gimme this hot meme

(:(l)

all-the-way in for this sizzling hot meme

>>5229784

iced cream sunday :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIdLRftdrH8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdmDzsK6LzI

>>5229852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhCL5Ygzc24

everybody clap yo hands
*clap clap clap clap
clap clap clap clap
clap clap clap clap
clap clap clap c-clap*

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everybody clap yo hands
*clap clap clap clap
clap clap clap clap
clap clap clap clap
clap clap clap c-clap*

>>5229872
what happened to 'faggot buys a brand new motherfucker' and what was the song you used

>>5229876
i don't remember

pta > amaranth > acid > healey > pastafrola > steakbro > gorro > winstonne

>>5229880
thing is, i'm always pretending to be you when i'm winstonne, i'm never myself on /lbg/

one day, while sitting out in my pool & patio with my laptop i decided to start an action movie script. after reading all sortsa books and watching so many vids on HOW to write a GOOD script i've racked my head all day just how to start off the outline. "gotta keep it action pakk'd! dont wanna bore ppl! it's gotta be the best action movie ever bar-none" i tried my dandest to think of doing my script but it didn't work, it just didn't.

>>5229894
https://youtu.be/Gxep5Z1h3_U?t=4

>>5229898
pta and psh a winning combo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5DBA3AceaY

>>5229901
psh...

HOT!!!! HOT!!!

>>5229917
spicy monky meat balls

>>5229919
I WANNA SUCK HIS SAGGY BALLS

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HOLY FUCK GUYS, MY MOM AND DAD FUCKING MET EMMA STONE, OH MY GOD, I'M GONNA HAVE A FUCKING HARD ATTACK

>>5229923
spic lol

>>5229935
i sure don't LOOK like a spic, fren.

Wake up, donkeys, the internet's where it's at

this anesthetic stuff is pretty fucken rad not gonna lie
i was drooling for like 5 minutes and i couldn't even tell

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yayy 2006
http://i.4cdn.org/hr/1489591427630.png

bumping for possible skooma hookup

It's a skooma hookup!!!

>>5229923
god you are such a PHONY whats it like being a PHONY every day in and day out you are full of such SHIT you fucken PRETENDER, quit PRETENDING im so SICK of it -- AND ANOTHER THING, we are here to MEME ok, we're here to MEME, couple emma pics are O.K., FINE, but TONE it down and SINK BACK into the BLEACHERS once in a while god DAMMIT, MONKY is not for emma, emma is welcome TO AN EXTENT, but MONKY is NOT about emma so KNOCK it off take your TWITPICS and SCREW off with them my dude

FUUUCK monky SAVE US! ! !

>>5230003
my mouth is bleeding so give me some benefits

>>5230009
did they fix the "bad side"

>>5230011
not yet

>>5230012
getcha wisdom teeth out? that's the only time my mouth was bleeding after the dentist, but i got 'put under' for that

>>5230015
i got my fukt up molar removed.
had a big hole in the center from not brushing my teeth enough as a dumb kid.

ekki ekki ekki pikang

>>5230016
oh-ho-ho-hoooo sh*t...
wince gimmy sum selfy

pls identify
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18HCzZElWVV

>>5230025
I THINK it might have been a default youtube video background song that i randomly selected in post production

>>5230028
ooooooooooh

>>5230028
bout that selfy tho.............

i guess it's this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmy6ftH90cs

>>5230032
d*mn... *a-snappa*

WINCE GIMMY DAT SELFY FUCK

Bullion and monkey mayo

I think we all know who to blame for this

christ it's already 6 PM

this is cancer right

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>>5230068
https://letterboxd.com/cancer/

click this link if u wanna see some gay af comments
>>>/mlp/29675544

>>5230066
i knoooooo rite!!!!

You know, I just woke from a dream. It wasn't a typical dream. It seemed more like I'd walked into an alternate universe or something.

Oh, meu Brasil
Overdose de amor nos trás
Se espelha na familia beija flor
Lutando eternamente pela paz

I want to Skype with Bruce Melvin!

>>5230266
you better have wrote me in your fanfic as a humongous emily jean fan and you like her too, so we became friends. if you've seen the film In The Mood For Love where they both loved making serials make it like that

>>5229955
Introducing is SO 2006!``

>>5230290
heeeeeh it's only like a thousand words. i didnt create a setting or context or anything cause it was really just bedtime fantasy fodder for me ... but as i was trying to go to sleep the other nite i thought , i should rewrite it and do it up proper..... i made it fairly realistic with me being in the area for famley and begging to meet u & u making me sit on your floor while u watcht emma movy and paused for screencaps ..... i have not seen this movie but if u liked it then i think i will!!! and yes yes i will re write my whole fanfic according to your wishes and will self-publish on amazon thru createspace !! :)

b-but liek.. other stuff hapent too.. other stuff deffly hapent in that fan fic mweheh

'the hell else is up........
winset kinda sounded open to the idea of schkeppen :o

Herbert "Daring" Dashwood Swoop™

Tim Allen once said, "You can't make a cold-turned wrench into an apoplectic diamond corona without a perculated bromide flask set to coagulation at an exceptional and universal atomic level."

anesthesia wore off, i can only taste blood now.

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i wonder what it means when winsot ignores my posts . . .

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>>5230329
i don't know what schkeppen means

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>>5230332
HAH HAH i dont wanna say because i would rather be optimistic about the notion than u just flat out say 'no'

>>5230318
what an inspirational quote i believe it was ti allen that also said

"aeuugh?" -tim alien

>>5230339
HAH got me lollin
i wish there was a way to make a clip STOP when posting with a timestamp
like it's nice that i can post a video where it STARTS at a certain point but it would be nice to make it STOP at a certain point too ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbL-NSkXnl8&t=273

foreskin probly isnt all THAT great.......
pf..
whatever.......

>>5230454
but your dick is smaller

>>5230351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji9qSuQapFY

>>5230501
Guess I was wrong about Asians being chill over insensitive humor
http://www.allkpop.com/buzz/2015/02/koreans-get-riled-up-about-emma-stones-kimchi-comment-in-birdman

>>5230463
wh--- what because i dont have the extra skin?
y-- . . . yea i guess maybe....
yea sure so what it's like getting rid of the umbilical cord, so what
.. i 'member from a m.d.e. vid where charls & sam were talkin & sam was like... 'its amazing how .. accepting girls are of that..' and its like.. YEP AHAH YEP they DONT CARE ! ! most DONT CARE SAM, learn to COPE my dude. like SO WHAT, they're accepting, let them accept it, god..... sam's such a curmudgeon sometimes...
>>5230469
BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH
now i remember that jumpoff...

>>5230511
HAH... AHA.. sounds like kind of a rude joke.... clippp? gimmy da clip

>>5230532
don't see it anywhere. it's like the first 3 mins of the movy

wonseeeeeeet i cant get wonset outta my head!!!!!!

what's his fucking problem
>>5230525

>>5230546
AHAHA eh. eh who knows. mochi mane where are ya my dude we need more of u my man maw sawsage maw sawsage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQPKaRgrji4&t=58

mochi maaaaane come save us
u got a last.fm my dude?
mochi mane seems to have a rather refined music taste
hit me up widdat last.fm ma dude

>>5230477
damm... this a senxey emley...

I want to watch a movie with Bruce Melvin!

>>5230570
this meme ain't really going anywhere

>>5230571
yea u would know you're the king of dead-end memes. it's a play on that stupid shimmer meme let me dream goddammit

guy's got the nerve to-- ~scoff~.. the nerve-a this guy, eh? doing EXACTLY what he did with shimmer except IM talking about a REAL LIVE PERSON , he should be FLATTERED but instead he takes the WIND outta my sails

>>5230577
was i even the person doing those posts.
i still don't remember if i was the person that posted this
http://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/4503500/#4503640

>>5230579
HAH HAH who knows. wasnt me i dont use 'kys'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoEBaJE81Sc
is it wrong to crack the f*ck up @ stuff like this?
na. na it aint
fucken fat dumb ape

>>5230580
yeah i have this uncontrollable habit of saving the images and then naming the files as the post comments because i like the way they sound in my head.

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>>5230583
uncontrollable eh? there's no example of that there. post example

alrite now that ive finished that asian dude could have chilled out a bit

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>>5230589
i have a specific voice i like to use for pepe, either like a deep throaty jamaican reggae man or in pic related's case like a pig screaming @ the top of his lungs

I prefer RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA to REEEEEEEEEEEE, at least in his angry image.

>>5230593
HAHA that is funny.....
please vocaroo fucking please

>>5230597
i can't because i have no microphone

and i am really shy about posting my voice or face within the vicinity of this website

nobody even cares but you

>>5230599
shy? or careful? careful i understand.
dont blame ya
voice tho, i mean.. voice is a little less of a big deal......
specially if you're gonna ree.
and so what if im the only one that cares?
so WHAT?????
gosh why cant winot just cherish my company.....

~so what by miles davis starts playing~

>>5230602
i don't want to.
here, have this vid of pig squealing to help you out
https://youtu.be/Ed-q4O3BQqM?t=3800

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>>5230609
hehhh

is the dutch election is happening now? i didn't know.
who am i supposed to root for?

>>5230623
geert & it aint looken good

whatever..
they already have a fairly strict refugee policy......
le pen better come thru.........

>>5230624
I'd say meme magic but the recent Oscars seems to have ended the streak...

>>5230626
how so

>>5230628
Presenter Warren Beatty was given Emily Jean's Best Actress card instead of the Best Picture card, read out La La Land, and everyone thought it was the winner until they corrected the record and said that Gayniggers from the Moonlight was the actual BP winner.

>>5230631
ohhhhhh OHHHHH it was the BEST ACTRESS CARD??????
AHAHAHA ohhhhhhhh man
yea that fucken guy "no! moonlite-- u guys won best picture!" *confused clapping & gasps* lol such a crock of shit

>>5230633
#notmybestpicture

>>5230635
AHAHAHAHAHA

yes CHAMPING look it up, hah told ya

What did they do to my Soda threades?

This is the first "official" Soda thread posted in over 9 years so you must inform me of what has transpired in my absence.

>>5230643
I should probably tell you something now-- to get it out of the way-- I HATE Reddit.
Are you okay?

>>5230648
yeah im alright. i have an account too. only a couple dozen posts. my buddy calls me a troll but it's like.. i'm just more COMPELLED to make a comment when i see an INJUSTICE. when i see everyone agreeing on something that i DO NOT agree with, i have an URGE to make my voice heard. that's all it is, and that's all a lot of trolling is! "alt-right troll" has become shorthand for those pesky internet-people who don't subscribe to the prevailing narrative, regardless of their reasoning. i'm not ALT-RIGHT, i'm not a TROLL, i'm a guy with a FIERY opinion and i MAKE IT HEARD, plain and simple!

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hah gotem.

basically the same shit as 4chan only our vocabulary is even more limited but theirs is more unbelievably boring.

>>5230664
upvoted

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oh & just so u know, & you probably won't listen because oppositional-defiant, but the monky u have posted does not have the same image hash as the soda we all know & love, the soda that appears on the most-reposted list. so in the future, pal, if you could, just... just use this soda instead & let's get this flippin chimp to the top-top-top!~

>>5230670
>only our vocabulary is even more limited
speak for yrself there BUD

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>>5230673
my cause is catching up, fren

>>5230670
u delet? awww y u delet?
awwwwwwwah

>>5230677
you don't go on /tv/

>>5230682
t-that wasn't me.

>>5230685
oh i c wat u mean
see u didnt .. u didnt make it CLEAR that u were--- ~sigh~ *holden up head with palm of hand* u.. u dint make it clear....

anyway A n y y w a a y y y

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did any of this SEXY slut's stuff leak ?????

>>5230698
she didn't take any nude pictures so you can stop calling her a slut

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>>5230700
lol WoW !!!! im just-- when there's a FIRE in my LOINS for SEXY ass girls it is hard not to call them by disrespectful names , u kno how it is

wow winnen gets legit trigert by disrespectin emley my -- AHAHA-- ~hands up backin away slowly~ my bad dude!

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>>5230700
Well, what about pictures that look like her? Perhaps of a stand-in? A stuntwoman? A body... double?

>>5230705
no I don't mind, actually.

this vid is a classic
https://youtu.be/zgx1Dlqlbu8?t=10

>>5230709
phony emcees use a stand in
leave em hangin like if i aint kno where his hand's been

>>5230710
AHAHAHA
>she's with bruce
trigert

>>5230708
like, i call her a frog every other thread, i can deal w/ some banter.

>>5230718
yea i just-- i didnt even mean it as disrespect there is just no other word that has that sorta PUNCH that's not also rude

holy moses
my old earth know me closest

>>5230730
'course you'd find moses holy and not christ.

>>5230733
AHAHAHAHA

i tend to associate mochi mane with Endtroducing but that wasnt even necessarily his jumpoff...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW-9TcDTKa8

>>5230748
>GUV'NOR
Did Jeb Bush write this song

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oh yeah and there's this too.

so i guess "I'm just a little Fox" is a meme now
>>5230584

>>5230777
>777

Blessed trips

>>5230777
so FUCKING disgusting oh my GOD delet pic DELET PIC I HAVE SEEN IT NOW PLEASE DELET IT oh my GOD GOD HELP US

Well that wasn't supposed to be there

i probly pasted it here when i saved it from /pol/, before realizing i didn't copy the link post and went back to c&paste.

>>5230790
u can DELET FILE ONLY you know....... that'd be NICE.........

like i cant tell if he's the one that's saying fuck white people because it's those type of fuckups that would say that, or if someone that's not white superimposed that on the image. i'd rather it be the latter but i fear it's the former

all these sexy emma gifs are too big to post......

>>5230805
hey at least we have /lgbt/ and /soc/ to make use of 4chan storage

>>5230808
why not /wsg/ ?

>>5230813
because it already exists.
unless you want /wsg/ part two, that'd be kinda pointless though.

>>5230817
. .. . . . . .. . WAT
i thought you meant use another board to link a bigger file with that 'i.4cdn.org' url...
lgbt and soc also exist
what doo you MEEAAN ARRRGH

>>5230823
aren't you glad /soc/ and /lbgt/ exist, fren?
that's what your passpayer money is going to.

>>5230825
WHAT HOW
REDPILL ME .....
oh you mean cause they exist that a fraction of it is technically going to those boards?
eh whatever. whatevs that's alrite...

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i 'member we were @ barcade or some other trendy restaurant w/ ski-ball & sh*t & my gf's all "omg thats jake gyllenhaal's sister" & i was such a dick wad like 'so wat' cause idk i did not care for that gf very much .. but it is kind of a so wat moment when sum1 tells u sum1 famous's sister is there, lol, its like.. if u cant just tell me [fullname] is here, why does it matter. im sure if it was emley it wooda matert..... :]

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don't tell me that this shit is what made me scared of watching YT vids to the end
>>5230836
>trendy restaurant
if you can't just say [restaurant name] here, why does it matter

also have you even seen any of her flicks yet

~to tune of mambo numba five~
little bitta winset in ma liife. . .

>>5230841
HAHAH I DID BRO, I DID, I SAID THE NAME MY MAN, gosh, name a SINGLE TRENDY RESTAURANT IN POLK COUNTY U CANT ! HUNGRY HOWIE? PFFAHAHA

w..who maggie? or emley? heh.... heh no
no i am a little wary of playing a movie over the internet and similarly wary of asking anyone round these parts how to do so

i know n*ggas that got lettas from their isp's when it came to stuff like that..... basterts

>>5230850
you've never been around /tv/ during screener season (oscar nominated movies getting leaked for voting consideration).

and playing a crappy stream over the internet is probably the least you could be scared about. they'd just shut down the website or something.

>>5228956
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>5230859
oh YEH? yeah the letters were for dl's so that makes sense......
SCREENER SEASON EH? sounds cozy.....

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>>5230862
HAHAHA yes friend ! welcome to soda thread !

>>5230865
olive?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m173M3mG1w

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>>5230867
had a feeling you'd get a kick outta dat

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emleyyyy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3HpvjZS4kQ

I want to walk to Wendy's with Bruce Melvin!

>>5230895
enjoy walking 20 miles through a forest with no sidewalk and constantly looking at the cars so they don't run you over

>>5230900
i.... i want Bruce Melvin to drive me to Wendy's!

>>5230904
enjoy getting busted since i don't have a driver's license.

>>5230907
i uhhh... i wanna t-- .. i wanna buckle up in the back seat while Bruce Melvin's nice mom drives us to Wendy's!

>>5230909
enjoy being stuck in the car in the parking lot for a good portion of the day since she works at a disney warehouse most of the time

>>5230915
i wwww... i wanna ride the bus to Wendy's with Bruce Melvin!

>>5230917
enjoy sightseeing the exact same routes to the nearest school every single day because those are the only buses that come around these parts

>>5230920
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET TO WENDY'S

>>5230923
someone took me

>>5230925
looooooool
oo man
i laft @ that exchange not gna lie
k ur gna leave me soon i can feel it ur gna go sleep i sense it in the air . . .

>>5230931
call me sleepy ben.

I want Bruce Melvin to buzz me in when I show up at the gate!

>>5230946
enjoy paying out the ass to buy a key card to get through the gate.

I want to buy a key card to get through the gate!

>>5230950
enjoy having to buy a house too

>>5230952
there's a way to LET a GUEST in my dude don't FUCK with me

>>5230956
*punch*
enjoy that

>>5230957
loooooool u are such a misterie, winset......

~daydreams~

surely it was just a playful punch...

>>5231015
VIOLENCE IS NEVER OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I think I like Emily Jean so much i'm naturally developing her right side hair parting

no no that's not rite...

or is it parted to the left?
who is more important, your POV or hers?

>>5231086
One of the prime characteristics of autism is concern with the self —“autism”: from Greek “autos” (“self”), and suffix “ism”; id est: “selfism”—, and what is concern with the self if not the most basic form of selfreference?

so cayoot

>>5231095
what

>>5231100
cute CUTE, ITS A SILLY WAY TO WRITE CUTE

>>5231105
who, monkey man?

>>5231109
no u . alternatively , emley

there's nothing more appealing than the sound of high heels down the marble tile hallways of your district's one allotted city funded steiner school bilingual or montessori followed by a single high pitched scream followed by breaking glass, but could your anger be mapped into an interpretive dance to a trip hop track, could it be bowed out on strings or strung into a pattern for a god's eye to bring to your alma mater's holiday fundraiser boutique thing?

neoLOGism

>>5231123
go on....

>>5231129
it's like neoliberalism

>>5231130
ur mom's like neoliberalism

sure , I have a winny folder.. it's common knowledge..
but I have reason to believe winny has a sparlek folder too.... :(|)

>>5231137
well... i think I already told you about my twily folder

>>5231137
i have a ur mom folder

>>5231138
no NO NOT that sparlek uugh

>>5231141
you got a problem

>>5231140
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
n×gga got me laffen for real
(my mom is prettier than most moms)

>>5231142
no I just.... no.... ~kick-a da pebbel looken down ashame~
I wonder if windsock is taller than me

>>5231148
you're gonna have to tell your height

>>5231150
w--not necessarily ...

>>5231153
okay fine, it's just height.
you seem really insecure about it though.

lol
>>>/tv/80481680

>>5228956
wtf man when will you and your boyfriend stop postin this thred

>>5231155
ok fine it's just height??? so .. so TELL me then
I'm not particularly short it's just ur hands are press big so u mite be taller than me & I wrote that u were in ma fanfic :)

>>5231159
>t. Yuji boyfriend

>>5231161
prets× .. prets big××××

>>5231159
AHAHAHAHA this n×gga kinda hit the nail on the head not gna lie

>>5231161
_____________for you....

>>5231169
yea heh. . .. . ~sweatdrippe~

but he's me-hee-cano so maybe not that tall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9wi0cPrU4U

Grabblez 2 years ago
HORRY SHIT 4U IN THE URL.

SWEATY DRIPPINGS

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>>5231174
i'm not a chicona

>>5231175
Hhhehhhhhh
GRABBLEZ????
GRABBLEZ.....

d×mn we on track to knock out a full monky thread per day......'tsgettin heavy

>>5231187
Great Scott.

wish I had a bombshell to drop on y'all but I'm comin up empty at the moment

>>5231195
Truly WEIRD AHAHAHHAA

uhhh let's see ... it's been three years since the term cade was used on the board. three exact years. So there's that...

malrite nite. hoping winstonnes dental situation heals up nicely ...

>>5230329
i really appreciate your use of meme

>>5231164
l-lole...

weldatyku

>>5228956
Tfw there's a robot core memespouter on my normie book named soda.

Wonder if its the same one
This is why namefagging is can't have nice things. People recognize you. But the namefag ain't Gib no fux

>>5231362
i'm not on facebook

qu'breesy shimongla

>>5231399
i fall asleep from AVGN from time to time.

>>5231752
to AVGN*

i just woke up to the castlevania vid while playlist was goin

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that tooth removal was pretty fucken hardcore. they were like yankin it side to side and hammering it ouut and junk, then i briefly saw it come out in one piece. the lady doctor called the guy such a champion when he got it. i never had a legit surgery before so that was an interesting experience.

the temporary blood and mouthache was worth it to get that rotting hunk out of there, i think my teeth are like 90% whiter now that it's not here to pollute anymore. i don't remember when I got it but I remember having it when ROMNEY ads were playing on TV, so like 4-5 years of not chewing with my left jaw.

Monkey man are you there

>>5231811
i had all 4 wisdom teeth removed at the same time when i was 20

>>5231911
how much gauze paper did you use for that, jej.

have you had your right jaw shattered due to constant chewing for 5 years straight?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62UzLgdb1GQ

>>5231915
i just had those removed because apparently they were coming in weird and it was for the best, but since then my entire jaw structure has realigned and i developed a nasty jawgrinding habit that has rendered years of orthodontics work completely pointless, but no my jaw never shattered that must be terrible

>>5231923
>jawgrinding
i don't think this is a word. i grind my teeth unconsciously sometimes

swallow scrotum

>>5232000
no
sallow scrotum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZErvASwdlU

>>5232043
HAHAHAHA GOOD CLIP!
that's the SPIRIT!!!!!!!!

>>5232079
what was so special about it

>>5232081
nice & short, concise, memorable..
borderline iconic of an entire decade...

she wants that dude's d
she totley wants that dude's d

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anybody buyin this?
idk if im buyin this

>>5232099
it happens.

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I lôve micker!

>>5232114
go aawayy you have worst waifus

'the hell else is up

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alrite its time to put monky out of his misery!

>>5230910

......... WELLL????????

>>5232152
wew...... ~sweatdrippe~

>>5232159
You sure sweat alot.
I'm gonna start calling you Cade "Sweaty" Sparkles.

please do not bump monky any longer in order to allow for a more seamless transition to new monky !!!!!!!

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>>5232162
AHAHAHA cAND?????? cand...... i do not recall EVER BEING "CAND" PAL shut the FUCK up with cand im NOT cand bitch, bitch asshole, shit head, FUCK off! ! ! do i call u EMMA cause u MEME emma all the time?????? NO! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!

SAAAAAGE RASRSIUYGE FUCK why cant this guy RESPECT my WISHES

SAGE SRAROUGHEN

>>5232166
your plug.dj name was cade4days

>>5232170
NO COMMENT ~!!!!!!!!! NO COMMRAOUUUNT
so WAT if was??? AHA SO WHAT! so wat
I AM SPARLEK dude IM SPARLEK, THATS IT, ok , ZIP the lip ! !

that...... that went well.... for the most part

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZk6X4NocZE

lol stupit jon legend,.........

so it wasnt even a root canal they just had to take the whole stupid tooth out.......
lol how BAD do u hafta fuggup that not even a ROOT canal can save ur sh*t........

>>5232182
big hole for a big toot, boy-o

>>5232183
yea but=-== YEA BUT... yea but NORMLEY they dont have to RIP the WHOLE thing out now u just have a HOLE THERE?? ? are u getting VENEER OR SOMETHIBNG? ? ? wadda faaaaack

sick of winot's attitude sometimes ,.....,.
>>5231832 why does he never wanna know if i am here :(

>>5232198
you always tell everyone when you wake up

>>5232199
AHAHAHAHA eh almost.....
i would have also accepted 'its obvious'

Pinot Gregorio