hi, my name is alex. guess my criminal record.

>>5227524
banned from 4chan 8 times

Looks like a rapist stash to me

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>>5227524
raped his granny with a forklift while watching Dukes of Hazzard on stolen cable

molested his 14 year old stepsister

dui

>>5227524
Didn't pay for a 4chan gold pass

JAJAJAJAJAJAJA'd once too many often

JAJAJAJAJAJA

You beat your mother unconscious and then raped her in the backyard?

Sucked off a pig?

>>5227524
aggravated assault by vehicle, two counts of reckless endangerment, and a simple assault.

>>5228463
they call it a simple assault, but I did it in a complex manner

>>5228463
yes