Random, but felt like sharing lol. So I was fingering this girl last night and all of a sudden she grabbed my hand and made me shove in all 4 fingers. It is fucking crazy how much room is actually in a pussy. So I'm basically fisting this chick, shes on all fours pushing herself onto my hand. So I think to myself, since the pussy is occupied I think she needs some ass play. I then tongue fucked her ass while fisting her, oh boy it was great. This whole time I'm having some issues getting hard so we take a break eventually ending up in the bathroom, she's fresh out the shower and I'm sitting on the toilet. She bends over, her ass is at eye level and she spreads her ass cheeks. I couldn't resist a chance to lick her from her clit to her asshole. Also she just kept spreading so I could have a good long look. By now I'm rock hard ready to go. She bends forward while standing I get right behind and press my dick against her pussy and surprise surprise her pussy is so tight it took a lil working to get it in. We got interrupted and that's where it ends. Didn't get to bust a nut, probably gonna get blue balls, but I learned something new today. Just cuz you can get a hand up in the pussy does not make that pussy loose by any means. Vaginas are magical and great.
Learn how to greentext and come back when you're older.
>no
>>5218335
If you don't wanna contribute to the thread move along
Nice lol you looked it up
>fukked some fat slut
>got her #PREGNANT
>9 months l8r
>OP was born
>sees this
>reads this
>notices that OP is telling a story and does not use greentext
>mfw
>turns on retard mode
>annoys OP so much that he jumps off a fucking building
>wait does that mean i killed OP?
>fuck
>>5218294
>lick her from her clit to her asshole
Be careful with this! There is gut bacteria you don't want exchanging with vagoo, even when everything is all clean. You'll give ur lady a uti potentially.
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my cock. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my cock. Booya.
Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch cock is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my cock. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.
I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.
>>5218873
I am quoting my lord and savior, Kek.