*teleports before you can react*

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>>5217665
*blocks*

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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*it was a hologram*

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>>5217665
*uses the triforce of power to lock you in the space time continuum and makes You're Face™ the greatest in Koridai*

>>5217666
*breaks your guard*
>>5217672
*actualizes your hologram*
>>5217679
*uses the faces of evil to summon the uchiha-ganon with wisdom-courage release and bind you into the book of koridai*

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>>5217665
*opens the gates of hell and throws u in there while creating a para-dimensional blackhole in ur asscrack

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>>5217696
*bombs your dodongo*

>>5217710
*releases king dodongo jutsu*

>>5217700
*attempts to harness your dubs into a counter jutsu*

>>5217665
*uses subconscious mind to grab you*

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>>5217665
Kono itan wa nanidesu ka?

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>>5217666
>>5217700
>>5217722
>>5217744
>666
>00
>22
>44

*checks these repeating digits*

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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>>5217777

>>5217665
*reacts before you teleport*

*checks my 6*

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>>5217666
God is not real

>>5218001
GOD IS OMNISCIENT

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>>5217877
unchecked dubs s4s is dead all is lost

now that's a fine thread.

>>5218555
>555
impressive

>>5218555
trips so nice i checked them twice

>>5217665
>random guys teleports before i can react
>i react anyway
>he glitches and dies
>wait if he was supposed to teleport before i cold react and i reacted anyway
>does that mean i broke a law of physics or something like that
>fuck

NANI??

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>>5217710
*dodongo dies but remembers mom's spaghetti and throws bomb back just in time for you to blow up and die*

>>5220753
who are you quoting

>>5221585
%whom are you quoting%

>>5221589
%"whom'st'd've are you quoting"%