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hey my name is Simon and i've decided to end it all, i'm not suicidal but i just figure that if someone comes to physically kill me it would be the best choice, i'm 20 years old so there will be no children involved in this death, i live in denmark and if you will come to my house i will gladly pay you money up to $1000, if i don't then you can kill me in a slow painful way, rape me if you have to, i live at Haderslev Denmark, the rest of my address is for you to find out ;) i'll be waiting. (i'm a guy and about 5 foot 8 tall.).
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muslims deserve europe
at least they aren't sententious self hating pussies who think having a will to live makes you hitler
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Load Yourself, Worm

Roomy Furs Allowed
A Sorrowful Melody
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>>5213116
i fucking hate when mental infants act all esoteric and deep it's so fucking gay
you'e either the kind of gay retard who posts this shit or you're posting it ironically in which case well done you're being ironic on s4s and this is what you came up with what a shit shitpost fuck you
honestly cunt i hate that shit and you should know it
fuck you mate
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>>5213120
>ironic
What the poop did you just pooping say about me, you silly roodie? I’ll have you know I was pooped out on top of my class by the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret buttpirating events on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed defecations. I am pottytrained with a gorilla, and I’m the top approver in the entire [s4s] funposting forces. You are nothing to me but just another meanie. I will wipe your poopy twink butt with precision and gentleness, so that when I’m done, you won’t ever get buttmad again, mark my pooping words. You think you can get away with saying triggering words to me over the Internet? Think again, pooper. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Fecal Youth members across the whole thing and your inner beauty is totally gonna be brought out for all to see, so you better prepare for the compliments, bae. The compliments that wipe that terrible makeup of that pretty little thing you call your face. You’re drop dead gorgeous, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can approve of you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my panties on. Not only am I extensively astonished by your unforgettable charm, but I have a feeling you would absolutely slay it wearing that one set of jewelry that I once bought and then never wore because there really was no occasion. If only you could have known how underapproved you would seem making that comment, maybe you would have saved us both your outrageous rudeness. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now there’s a certain acidity in the air, you precious fool. I will poop love and admiration all over you and you will learn how to swim in it. You’re beautiful, kiddo.
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>>5213124
yo just want to let you know there's no report button, no mute button, no block button in real life
i want to see your glance as i smash your skull into the fucking concrete, and i strangle the life out of you, pushing my thumbs into your eye sockets until you cry blood
lol, well, not before forcing you to watch your beloved ones die in front of you
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>>5213127
Oooooooh I’m so scared, you think you’re tough pussy? I’m behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate and Comodo Internetnet Securtiy which I all keep up-to-date. THAT’S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME motherfucker. You can’t hack me you little piece of shit. You’re peeshooter and kung fu won’t make a difference when my friend woh’s a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard into a fuckhuge bomb crater. You are pathetic, while you’re sitting there writing insults like the sad little nerd you are i’m having sex with my hot girlfriends. Yeah you read that right, i have not one but FIVE girlfriends. Top that motherfucker, I dont think you’ve ever even held hands with a girl.
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>>5213131
mad i'm a millionaire while in still young and youthful unlike you who is old and past your best years and gotta work for what i earn in 2 mins? yea i play for city, i know gubd was injured, the fact yous got destroyed despite one of our starters being missing doesn't help your case broski
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>>5213148
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook shit that was previously in cans. you're a fucking joke dude, and im dead fucking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fucking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking families poverty dinner on these forums ever the fukcc again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fucking nerd.
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>>5213164
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
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>>5213171
After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me.
Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.
That's what life is like to me.
I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else.Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.
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>>5213179
I hate the fucking world, too many god damn fuckers it in. Too many thoughts about different societies all wrapped up together in this place called AMERICA. Everyone has their own god damn opinion on every god damn thing and you maybe saying "well what makes you so different?" because I have something only me and V have, SELF AWARENESS. Call it exortenstiolism or whatever the fuck u want, we know what we are to this world and what everyone else is. We learn more than what caused the civil war and how to simplify quadratic in school. We have been watching you people we know what you think and how you act. All talk and no actions. People who are said to be brave or courageous are usually just STUPID then they say later that they did it on purpose cause they are brave when they did on fucking accident. GOD everything is so corrupt and so filled with opinions and points of view and people's own little agendas and schedules. This isn't a world anymore it's H.O.E and no one knows it. self awareness is a wonderful thing.
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>>5213198
We were talking about this with a friend earlier: WHY ARE WHITE PEOPLE SO ANGRY AT BLACKS?
and we came up with this answer: they're jealous!
Let's see why:
1) We got awesome resistance against the sun. Enjoy being burned.
2) We are more fit, we can outrun any white male anytime. even CHUCK NORIS?!?
3) We got bigger dicks.
4) Girls dig us better.
5) We have very wide social circles. White people have forgot how to live in society.
6) We got rhythm. We can dance, rap, sing, make music, you name it!
7) A black chick wouldn't date a white boy. On the other hand, white girls would drop their white boyfriend anytime for a black guy if given the chance.
8) We're simply cooler. Admit it, maybe it wasn't the case some 200 years ago, but nowadays being white sucks whereas being black is cool as hell.
9) We got a sense of what family is about.
10) We get MANY children so that our genes will last long on this motherfucking earth, not like your average pathetic two children.
11) If you don't die a virgin, and happen to get a daughter...chances are she'll be sucking and swallowing black dicks :)
I could be going on and on and on but you get the point by now.
Enjoy being white, sucker :)
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>>5213203
Spare us your pity, alien. You gush about your connection with nature, your primal wisdom, but what has it brought you?
Where are your marvels of engineering? Your voyages of discovery? Your great insight into the nature of the universe? Even at our basest, when we dressed as you do, dwelt as you do, hunted as you do, lived as you do, we did more than merely survive. We built wonders. We made great journeys. We forged epics. You have not.
You speak so proudly of the plugs dangling from your skulls, little realizing that they are but strings and you puppets. What little you have accomplished you attribute to the wisdom of your goddess, who is nothing but the voices of your dead echoing for all eternity. She moors you to the past, serving as a leash that keeps you as little better than apes, sad parodies of civilization that lack that special spark to become something more.
We have come to your world in search of resources. Whether your actions drive us back or we take what we want and move on, the outcome is the same. We will depart from your wretched planet, leaving you behind. And in a thousand years, you will not have changed from this contact with another world. You will remain in your trees, hunting your prey, communing with your goddess, until your sun burns out and your world dies.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
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>>5213210
Look buddy I hate namefagging as much as the next guy for a number of reasons, not the least of which because it makes me look like a cunt. I'm not trying to seem self important, or say that any anons in this thread don't have excellent points. But when giving out information about a process that has driven more than a few people to insanity, I think it's important that I try to build some sort of rapport so people know they can trust me over some hypothetical homo that doesn't know what they're talking about.

You'll probably never see me namefagging outside a tulpa thread, so calm the fuck down.
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le 1000$
ONE THOUSAND
le denmark
DENMARK

LOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHahahahahahahahahhahahaahah

BACK IN MY DAYS
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tfw someone does'nt understand what an airplane ride costs LOLE

12 year olds posting LOLE
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>>5213219
Many have knowledge, but little judgment; those who have both, are fortified against the snares of Satan, and furnished for the service of God. We are most apt to wander from God, when we are easy in the world. We should leave our concerns to the disposal of God, seeing we know not what is good for us. Lord, thou art our bountiful Benefactor; incline our hearts to faith and obedience. The psalmist will go on in his duty with constancy and resolution. The proud are full of the world, and its wealth and pleasures; these make them senseless, secure, and stupid. God visits his people with affliction, that they may learn his statutes. Not only God's promises, but even his law, his percepts, though hard to ungodly men, are desirable, and profitable, because they lead us with safety and delight unto eternal life.
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God says...
rocket_science spikeman God_smack Terry high_five laziness employer astrophysics slumin Greek_to_me shist cowe special_case it_figures Zzzzzzzz how_about_that shucks ordinarily happy how_come oh_my why_is_it fun hold_on_a_minute I'm_the_boss doh I_pity_the_fool after_a_break who_are_you_to_judge I_didn't_see_that I'm_thrilled who's_to_say

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>5213224

Just...let it happen. Ask, receive. Seek, find.

Say Yes

SayyeS

YesseY

>>5213225

God can.

God is Good.

To act on another without their consent, unless it is to bring them into existence in the first place, is not Good.

God is Good.

God will not act on anyone, excluding the base action which sustains you in existence, without their consent.

If you say yes to God then God will do much more than the base action.

Much, much more.

>>5213227

God does not Will that you act on his behalf.

God is all powerful.

God does not need you to carry out his Will.

You need God to carry on living.

So repent. Abandon hate and return to Love.
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>>5213230
God says...
ehheh_that's_all_folks peace experts na_na cowardice fool tattle_tale huh could_it_be___Satan au_revoir saber_rattling be_quiet_bird delightful oh_oh It_grieves_me study rose_colored_glasses choose_one to_infinity_and_beyond joy earnest joke depressing he_be_like off_the_record praise pride Yo I_was_sleeping you_are_my_sunshine talk_to_my_lawyer If_had_my_druthers

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>5213243
dude fuck off you're being so contrived and lame right now it's genuinely pathetic
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>>5213245
lol you've never had sex
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>>5213246
lol yes i have
that was such a big reach though with such confidence too
i can tell you're the kind of guy who loses his keys and starts screaming about how some guy you know stole them because they're jealous of you and how cool you think you are
just a big delusional loser really
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>>5213245
con·trived
kənˈtrīvd/
adjective
adjective: contrived

deliberately created rather than arising naturally or spontaneously.

le of course i am am being contrived. I strive to contrive! lole!
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>>5213248
>big
speaking of
am sick of tired of Americans everywhere. Specially politically speaking. I mean, you guys avoid doing any actual thinking! You just seat on your high political standpoints and call all those that don't agree with you "Liberal" or "Conservative". Now, your economy is getting fucked up and all you can do is point fingers to blame your opposing party, or immigrants, or just everyone that isn't you.
Why are you so lazy? Why don't you get up from your McDonald's fat ass and do something for yourselves? Starting with some thinking.
And for godsakes, don't be so freaking easy to manipulate! The stupid Iraq war for example. The whole country got played on like a drum, and you even elected dumbass bush a second time. After proving his Olympic grade incompetence for four years.
What good did the war serve? Other than screwing you economy that is.
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>>5213255
fuck off cunt this stopped being fun when yuji posted don't ruin the moment by dragging it on okay it's over
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>>5213257
>cunt
First off all, who the fuck are you to be using my God-given name as if you and I are friends?
Second, I went through TWO separate Fine Arts curriculums in THREE separate colleges for 8 YEARS for my Bachelor of Fine Art, so that piddly little bullshit link is not, I repeat, not going to tell me anything I haven’t already learned from the ad nauseam countless times I had to write reports, sit in libraries, have discussions, make presentations, take tests, and all that other boring ass textbook shit I had to do in college.
And more to the point, do you have ANY idea how many art history books I own? And I don’t mean just read (because I’ve read plenty that I don’t own copies of myself); I MEAN OWN. Sitting in my house right now with WAY more information than your pathetic attempt to “educate me”, with detailed histories of the lives of famous artists and not-so-famous artists alike. In fact, how about I recommend something to you? “Looking High and Low: Art and Cultural Identity” by Brenda J. Bright. Check it out. Not a very well known book, but an interesting read nonetheless.
And lastly, you passive aggressive little shit, this isn’t about my feelings or my supposed “inability to learn”. It’s about the countless ignorant ass and/or racist ass white folks who are crying crocodile tears over being told by one of their own that their ancestry is basically a melting pot of god awful boring that spent way too much fucking time highjacking PoC cultures and then pretending they had thought it up all along.
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cont.
I don’t give a damn about white feelings being hurt, and ultimately, all of this discussion is way bigger than me. I’m just one voice who used to be just as ignorant and racist as the folks bawling tears over being called out for their white privilege, but I learned, and now I’m a better person for it.
So take your little haha heehee “we just want to teach you” bullshit farrrr from me because your efforts are transparent as fuck. Trust me, anon. I’ve learned! It’s time for all these whiny fucks to step up their game and follow suit.
Now if you’ll excuse me, my 5-minute break is over.
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>>5213261
the world is run by whiny cunts who are incapable of experiencing joy or accepting responsibility for their actions/future
they hate white people based on the colour of their skin despite being 'against racism' and everyone they don't hate is identifiable only by race/gender/sexuality and has no value as an individual
am i supposed to be mad?
that's the funniest fucking thing i've ever heard of
why would i be mad?
i can enjoy myself whether i'm rich or poor, hated or liked,respected or laughed at
can you say the same?
you're a little collectivist ant and i could squash you just by looking at you
you'd see my expression and recognise what is missing in you
a soul
can you live with that revelation?
i think you'd probably pack it in...
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>Denmark
More like DEB MART haha don't forget to buy the bread this time, Deb
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>>5213313
do u mean DEBian ? DEBian MART? actually debian uses apt
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