You must choose one (1) to wear for the rest of your life

I love ladyboy cock every time

>>5212770
ladyboy keep away

cheers cunt

>>5212770
fist me

>>5212770
fattie dick

I heart freedom

one in le bum pls
i idebtify with this

Vulgar

>>5212770
I unironically want to get my ass fucked so, something along the lines of "butt slut", "fuck my ass", "savage my anus", "please rape me" or "rape me please".

>>5212770
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>>5212770
Best friends. It seems the most innocuous. If I have to pick a crude one, cunt bucket, just bc it sounds funny

>>5212901
You can't pop warts... They're like thickened skin. Again if you (or your friend, lol) think you have a wart down there just go see a doctor. It's worth getting looked at cuz it could be something you don't want to spread, in addition to your own well being. Gee I should write a fuggin advice column... (LOL I used to love posting on /adv/ but I don't really go there anymore)

"I <3 elephant" seems basically innocent. Same with "I <3 ping pong" and "I <3 chang" unless those are slang for something rude? "I <3 my boyfriend" one is cute also.

>>5212929
I <3 Emily Jean

>>5212932
Am I blind cuz I don't see that one? I see "I <3 myself" and "same same" also, which don't sound crude. I looked up soggy waffle to see what it meant ._.;

>>5212938
iiii liiike Emily Jean.

my nama jeff