ITT: We make funny fortunes for the archive. :^) [fortune color="#81be83"](USER

Why is this sticky.
[fortune color=#99EE22"] Joe Capo is the best ever [/fortune]

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Lookie here: https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/5211361

:^)

[fortune color="#81be83"](USER WAS STICKIED FOR THIS POST)[/fortune]

[fortune color="#FF0000"] JOE CAPO [/fortune]

[fortune color="#81be83"](Have a good day!)[/fortune]

Your fortune: Godly Luck

this sticky is garbage & everyone knows it. swaglord, the esfor-estranged derelict he is, popped in for fifteen minutes before going out & overpaying for a crappy lunch at a nearby bullshit bloghyped sidewalk-chalkboard lame aging hipster shit-staurant, organized by post count, saw people were wasting a disproportionate amount of their collective time making abhorrently uninteresting versions of this god-awful abomination, & stickied it with all the passion of a pick-&-packer at yer nearest UPS fulfillment center. then the hivemind autists pile in to disregard any sense of discernment, sensibility & perspective to hamfistedly lose their mind over the new shit sticky. and you're all part of the sad, ongoing spectacle. disgusting

[fortune color="#835C3B"]hheyy thats pretty good[/fortune]

FIRST

[fortune color="#FF0000"]
JOE CAPO[/fortune]

[fortune color="#EB984E"]
JOE CAPO[/fortune]

[fortune color="#F4D03F"]
JOE CAPO[/fortune]

[fortune color="#2ECC71"]
JOE CAPO[/fortune]


[fortune color="#85C1E9"]
JOE CAPO[/fortune]

[fortune color="#AF7AC5"]
JOE CAPO[/fortune]

Your fortune: Average Luck

[fortune color="#FF0000"]
C[/fortune] [fortune color="#EB984E"] H[/fortune] [fortune color="#F4D03F"] E[/fortune] [fortune color="#2ECC71"] C[/fortune] [fortune color="#85C1E9"] K[/fortune] [fortune color="#AF7AC5"] E[/fortune]
M'

>>5211399,1
Eric. :'^)

[fortune color="#6f02d3"]Your fortune: Ghostposting is rude![/fortune]

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>5211399
I wonder if you can do other things too.

[fortune size=24 color="#FFFFFF"]
(USER WAS MEME'D FOR THIS POST)[fortune]

I think you can

[fortune size=42] BIG TEXT [/fortune]

>>5211419
nah deconfirmed.

How about greentext and color change?

[fortune color="#EB984E"] Newfigs can't orangetext<

[fortune color="#ffff00"]Your fortune: thats what they want you to believe[/fortune]
[fortune color="#ffcc00"]Your fortune: le shit nigger[/fortune]
[fortune color="#ff9933"]Your fortune: this is wayy too yellow[/fortune]
[fortune color="#ff6600"]Your fortune: ass[/fortune]

my my le face when s4s breaks le archive and they stop archivein it

[fortune color="#81be83"](FAPPING TO TRAPS IS NOT GAY)[/fortune]

[fortune color="#FF0000"]moot ## Admin[/fortune]

[fortune color="#00FF00"] <super greentext

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>>5211377
>>5211388
>>5211399
>>5211411
>>5211433
>>5211455
chedk:&]

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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roflmoa

[fortune color="#FF00FF"]Your fortune: niggers tongue my anus[/fortune]

This sticky is great & everyone knows it. swaglord, the esfor-experienced professional he is, popped in for fifteen minutes before going out & overtipping for a perfect lunch at a nearby trendy blogpraised sidewalk-chalkboard fresh hip classy check-staurant, organized by dub checkers, saw people were enjoying a disproportionate amount of their collective time making mind-bogglingly interesting versions of this god-blessed meme, & stickied it with all the passion of a true mod at yer nearest imageboard. then the comedy genius gentlemen pile in to regard any sense of discernment, sensibility & perspective to ecstatically lose their mind over the new amazing sticky. and you're all part of the unique, ongoing spectacle. fascinating.

[fortune color="#41be73"]Your fortune: surprise boxes are really really really fun[/fortune]

[fortune color="#00FF08"]le chemical man[/fortune]

>>5211361
[fortune color="#81be83"]Lole BEPIS[/fortune]

Your fortune: Outlook good

Will I become a qt Keksandra?

[fortune color="#aa00aa"]Your fortune: You will become a qt Keksandra[/fortune]

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[fortune color="#81be83"](dude id be carefull if i were you,,, you might get trolled soon buddy just keep close eye ok? Stay safe frome teh troels friend ;) )[/fortune]

>>5211361
How I am fortune?

[fortune color="#EB984E"] pssh, nothin personnel, kid [/fortune]

[fortune color="#ff33cc"]Your fortune: You will be a pretty, pretty Princess![/fortune]

This thread is dumb!

[fortune color="#ff0000"](USER WAS GIVEN A STANDING OVATION FOR THIS POST)[/fortune]

[fortune]funky[/fortune]

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[fortune color="#000000"]Oh lawdy[/fortune]

When people see this in the archive after the thread has died they will not even realize that they are being tricked upon

[fortune color="#9900cc"]Your fortune: [/fortune] [fortune color="#99ccff"]Crescent freshness for all[/fortune]

>>5211800
[fortune color="#ff0000"] (USER WAS CHECKED FOR THIS DUB)[/fortune]

>>5211361
[fortune color="#81be83"]( can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul. There is no species of fauna in America which I have not personally killed and skinned. I will never sire a child because I loathe women. I bathe only once a year in an icy pond. I have burnt down one church per month for the last thirty years, and I will never be brought to justice because all lawmen fear me.)[/fortune]

[fortune color="#81be83"](USER SUCKED A LOG OF SHIT OUT OF ANDY SIXX'S ASSHOLE)[/fortune]

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[fortune color="#81be83"](USER SUCKED A BIG STEAMY ONE OUT OF ANDY SIXXS ASSHOLE[/fortune]

this user was LE REKT XD

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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[fortune color="#81be83"]Kek[/fortune]

[b]Test [/b]

[fortune color=#81be83]log of shit[/fortune]

>>5212173
How do I get the color to appear in my post like that?

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>>5212191
LOLE

>>5212188
nice dubs did u pass

[fortune color=#00FF00]Your fortune: You will get a lot of $$$$$$[/fortune]

Your fortune: Good Luck

[fortune color="#81be83"](PURPLE PALMTREE MAN OF MANY SWAGS SWUNG HIS HAMMER AT THIS USER)((THIS KILLS THE USER))[/fortune]

[fortune font-family="Comic Sans MS"]Testing[/fortune]

Holy shit what even is this thread?

>>5211361
[fortune color="#FF0004"]F[/fortune]
[fortune color="#FF9100"]A[/fortune]
[fortune color="#F6FF00"]G[/fortune]
[fortune color="#09FF00"]L[/fortune]
[fortune color="#0800FF"]O[/fortune]
[fortune color="#FF0095"]R[/fortune]
[fortune color="#A200FF"]D[/fortune]

[fortune color="#FF0004"]F[/fortune]
[fortune color="#FF9100"]A[/fortune]
[fortune color="#F6FF00"]G[/fortune]
[fortune color="#09FF00"]L[/fortune]
[fortune color="#0800FF"]O[/fortune]
[fortune color="#FF0095"]R[/fortune]
[fortune color="#A200FF"]D[/fortune]

[fortune color="#FF0004"]F[/fortune]
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[fortune color="#0800FF"]O[/fortune]
[fortune color="#FF0095"]R[/fortune]
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[fortune color="#FF0004"]F[/fortune]
[fortune color="#FF9100"]A[/fortune]
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[fortune color="#FF0095"]R[/fortune]
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[fortune color="#FF0004"]F[/fortune]
[fortune color="#FF9100"]A[/fortune]
[fortune color="#F6FF00"]G[/fortune]
[fortune color="#09FF00"]L[/fortune]
[fortune color="#0800FF"]O[/fortune]
[fortune color="#FF0095"]R[/fortune]
[fortune color="#A200FF"]D[/fortune]

I shouldn't have picked a damn jap

[fortune color="#FF0004"]F[/fortune][fortune color="#FF9100"]A[/fortune][fortune color="#F6FF00"]G[/fortune][fortune color="#09FF00"]L[/fortune][fortune color="#0800FF"]O[/fortune][fortune color="#FF0095"]R[/fortune][fortune color="#A200FF"]D[/fortune]
[fortune color="#FF9100"]A[/fortune][fortune color="#F6FF00"]G[/fortune][fortune color="#09FF00"]L[/fortune][fortune color="#0800FF"]O[/fortune][fortune color="#FF0095"]R[/fortune][fortune color="#A200FF"]D[/fortune]
[fortune color="#F6FF00"]G[/fortune][fortune color="#09FF00"]L[/fortune][fortune color="#0800FF"]O[/fortune][fortune color="#FF0095"]R[/fortune][fortune color="#A200FF"]D[/fortune]
[fortune color="#09FF00"]L[/fortune][fortune color="#0800FF"]O[/fortune][fortune color="#FF0095"]R[/fortune][fortune color="#A200FF"]D[/fortune]
[fortune color="#0800FF"]O[/fortune][fortune color="#FF0095"]R[/fortune][fortune color="#A200FF"]D[/fortune]
[fortune color="#FF0095"]R[/fortune][fortune color="#A200FF"]D[/fortune]
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[fortune color="#FF0004"]E[/fortune]
[fortune color="#FF9100"]S[/fortune]
[fortune color="#F6FF00"]F[/fortune]
[fortune color="#09FF00"]O[/fortune]
[fortune color="#0800FF"]R[/fortune]
[fortune color="#FF0095"]E[/fortune]
[fortune color="#A200FF"]S[/fortune]

[fortune size=42 color="#85C1E9"]Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail[/fortune]

>>5211688
HO IAM FORTUNE???????
ANSWER IT PLEASER!!!!!

>>5211361
[fortune color="#85C1E9"]THIS IS A NICE STICKY[/fortune]

[fortune color="#FF00FF"]Your fortune: I’m Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.
[/fortune]

[fortune color="#81be83"](USER WAS UNBANNED FOR THIS POST)[/fortune]
>>
Anonymous 03/08/17(Wed)15:47:24 No.5211373▶
Why is this sticky.
[fortune color=#penis:^)"]haha! heres a memee[/fortune]

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

[fortune color="#ffff00"]Your fortune: What if instead of clothes we trained bees to cover our bodies?[/fortune]

>>5211361

[fortune color="#FFFFFF"](USER WAS A NIGGER)[/fortune]

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>>5211361

Your fortune: Good Luck

Joe capo

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>test

[quote color="ffa500]<orange archieve texte?[/quote]

>>5212734

>>5212734
who are you quoting?

How to fortune??? :((

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHquizjUOw0

>>5212191
Put "fortune" in the options field, mate.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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[fortune color="#FFD700"]USER WAS GIVEN 4CHAN GOLD FOR THIS POST[/fortune]

FIRST

>>5212927
can you change name color?

>>5212930
last
>>5212934
looks like no because hashtag turns it to capcode

I don't know what's so funny about fortune m9

[fortune color="#5232b0"]Your fortune: Godly fortune[/fortune]

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>5212734
[fortune color="#8B0000"]Your fortune: uber fail fortune[/fortune]

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how [fortune color="#ff66ff"]lewd[/fortune] is too lewd?

Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a [fortune color="#0000FF"]blue[/fortune] world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is just [fortune color="#0000FF"]blue[/fortune]
Like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a [fortune color="#0000FF"]blue[/fortune] little window
And a [fortune color="#0000FF"]blue[/fortune] corvette
And everything is [fortune color="#0000FF"]blue[/fortune] for him
And himself and everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen
I'm [fortune color="#0000FF"]blue[/fortune] da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
I'm [fortune color="#0000FF"]blue[/fortune] da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
I have a [fortune color="#0000FF"]blue[/fortune] house with a [fortune color="#0000FF"]blue[/fortune] window
Blue is the color of all that I wear
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so [fortune color="#0000FF"]blue[/fortune]
Blue are the people here that walk around
Blue like my corvette, it's in and outside
Blue are the words I say and what I think
Blue are the feelings that live inside me
I'm [fortune color="#0000FF"]blue[/fortune] da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
I'm [fortune color="#0000FF"]blue[/fortune] da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Inside and outside
Blue his house with a [fortune color="#0000FF"]blue[/fortune] little window
And a [fortune color="#0000FF"]blue[/fortune] corvette
And everything is [fortune color="#0000FF"]blue[/fortune] for him and himself
And everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen

dumb character limits

>>5212995
part two

I'm [fortune color="#0000FF"]blue[/fortune] da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
I'm [fortune color="#0000FF"]blue[/fortune] da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa

[fortune color=#FF0000"] If this text is red, you're a black man [/fortune]

>>5211361
>testtesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttesttest

>>5213593
test >test

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u r browsing the [s4s] archives
havin a laff at old memes
u read one silly thread
suddenly
[fortune color=#000000]Your fortune: ses[/fortune]

>>5213603
Test

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[fortune color="#ffc0cb"] USER WAS GIVEN A NICE WIFE FOR THIS POST[/fortune]

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>>5213648
[fortune color="#932793"]Damn, Madoka, you gay.[/fortune]

[fortune color="#81be83"]Your Fortune: ayy lmao XDDDDDDDDDDd [/fortune]

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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>>5211361

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

[fortune color="#81be83"]This site uses cookies. By continuing to browse the site you are agreeing to our use of cookies. [/fortune]

[fortune size=42 color="#85C1E9"]Find out more[/fortune] |[fortune color="#FF0004"] Don't show me this again[/fortune]

[fortune color="#ABABAB"]nice meme.[/fortune]

Your fortune: Outlook good

[fortune color="#f00"]who owns this website and how do they make money?[/fortune]
[fortune color="#00f"]do they do it for free???[/fortune]

[fortune background-="#f00"]teste[/fortune]

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>5213903
[fortune background="#f00"]teste[/fortune]
[fortune background-color="#f00"]teste[/fortune]
[fortune color="#f00"]teste[/fortune]

>>5211361
[fortune color="#d6f0da"]YOU CAN'T SEE ME[/fortune]

[fortune color="#d6f0da"]the game[/fortune]

Haha I made a good one guize am I master hax0r like the cia or wut?
[fortune color="#EEF8F0"]Your fortune will be invisible on the archive :^O[/fortune]

>>5213956
>when you sample the wrong color
fucked it up like the cia too xD
[fortune color="#D6F0DA"]YOU WILL ROYALLY FUCK UP YOU'RE JOJE, FAM[/fortune]

FIRST

[fortune color="#EB984E"]am I orange texting right?<[/fortune]

[Sp]fortune:[/sp] you will spoler your foryune

Your fortune: Godly Luck

[fortune color="#FF0000"] Benis [/fortune

[fortune color="#5232b0"]Your fortune: You will actually fucking kill yourself haha what a fucking faggot do it you pussy. Nobody fucking loves you[/fortune]

Hehe I wonder what my fortune is

>>5211361
BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
fortune color="#81be83"]BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA[/fortune]
BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
fortune color="#81be83"]BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA[/fortune]
BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
fortune color="#81be83"]BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA[/fortune]
BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
fortune color="#81be83"]BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA[/fortune]

>>5211361
hey guys
[fortune color="#FF0000"](USER WAS TOO COOL TO GET BANNED FOR THIS POST)[/fortune]

>>5214685
[fortune color="#d6f0da"]if you're seeing this invisibro is swaglord who is moot who is hiro you know the truths.[/fortune]

>>5212999
[fortune color="#FFC0CB"]Your fortune: Your trips will forever go unchecked.[/fortune]

[fortune color="#81be83"]ass[/fortune]

Your fortune: Good Luck

[s4s] has outdone itself yet again at being on the cutting edge of meme creation and shit posting
Take a bow and a round of applause

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>5211389
Me likey

[fortune color="#ffff00"]Your fortune: you will get dubs[/fortune]

/fortune

DEATH TO ALL JEWS
SUBSCRIBE TO KEEMSTAR
[fortune color=#FF0000](USER WAS EXPOSED BY WALL STREET JOURNAL FOR THIS POST)[/fortune]

[fortune color="#DADDAD"](xd le ebin trips xddd)[/fortune]

Your fortune: Good Luck

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[fortune color="#F4D03F"](You will have a fat latina girl sit on your face and make your her little bitch)[/fortune]

[fortune color="#800080"](USER HAS BEEN PROMOTED TO MODERATOR)[/fortune]

[fortune color="#800080"](kek wth Imma doin)[/fortune]

[fortune color="#ffd700"]swag[/fortune]

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[fortune color="#ffff00"]Your fortune: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMALFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What is even going on in here

Your fortune: Good Luck

[fortune color="#ffd700"]Birds don't matter[/fortune]

[fortune color="#DD0088" tag=""]testing[/fortune]

>>5216312
I have discovered how to hide from the archives.


[fortune color="#888888" hidden="the archive will not display this text. we can talk sh*t about the archive now lol xDDDDDDD"]Your fortune: Godly Luck[/fortune]

Le lol XD well meme'd

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>5216411
*checks your dubs*

>>5211361

Wonder what this does...

[fortune color="#81be83"](USER WAS UNBANNED FOR THIS POST)[/fortune]

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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>>5211361
[fortune color="#ffff00"]THIS IS A LEMON LINE. REPOST IT, OR YOU BECOME A LEMON AND JOIN THE LINE.[/fortune]

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Making your own fortune.

#justwojakthings

[fortune color="#CC010A"]Your fortune: Smug Luck[/fortune]

i think i'm lost

>>5216327
[fortune color="#888888" hidden="This user deserves a medal."]Your fortune: Godly Luck[/fortune]

I NEED TO KNOW HOW AM FORTUNE WHY IS NO ONE HELP ON THIS BOARD????? TO MUCH ANIUME? TOO DUMB??

>>5216540
[fortune color="#888888" hidden="this 1337 hax is better than any medal."]Your fortune: Godly Luck[/fortune]

???

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

what

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>5211361
Pls mode good fortuny
[fortune color="#D387D0"](_(:3」∠)_ le sexy man)[/fortune]

Guy s please stop messing
[fortune color="#81be83"] BIG GAY HAHA ,':^) [/fortune]

>>5211361
bub

[fortune color="#888888" hidden="haha archives are a gay. seriously. fuck the stupid archives. i mean the onsite archives are kind of acceptable because they only go back a week, but 4chan isn't supposed to be permanent. posts are supposed to disappear stupid archivists."]Welcome to Pablo Escobar's Millionaire Funtime Thread![/fortune]

>>5217294
h'h a a a a a so tru . . . so damm tru . . .

>>5217331
[fortune color="#ff99ff" hidden="i want to take you up to my room and put on some smooth rnb and lay you down on the bed then slowly undress you and just chow down on that bush for hours and hours"]You're a real cool dude!![/fortune]

[fortune color=##FF0000"] (USER NEEDS TO PRAISE KEK) [/fortune]

[fortune color="#006688" hidden="Saigon. Shit, I'm still only in Saigon."]This is such a great board, like OMG![/fortune]

testing swaglord shenanigans
<p style="font-size:80px;">WAMBOozald</p>


<img src="
http://m.imgur.com/bVJcw3q">

[banned]USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST[/banned]

Jeffrey wiener

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HA HA I'M USING THE INTERNET

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

[fortune color=##FFFFFF"] (Le Meme xD) [/fortune]

[fortune color=##DF0808"] ( This post has been archived ) [/fortune]

[fortune color="#81be83"]>TFW NO BF[/fortune]

>>5212422
[fortune color="#88C3E9"]USER GOT DUBS FOR THIS POST[/fortune]

Wait what

[fortune color="#81be83"]Fortune : Swaglord thinks your cool.[/fortune]

This is gay why would you even do this
[fortune color=#FF0000](USER WAS CALLED RUDE FOR THIS POST)[/fortune]

[fortune color="#ff96e9"] (セックス)[/fortune]

[moot moot="moot"]moot[/moot]

&#300c

>[moot]
Hello
>[/moot]

>[moo[/spoiler] t]
?
>[/m oot]

This is cancer...

a bugge, nice

roll
[fortune color=##FFFFFF"]Your Fortune: You will meet a dark skinned american president[/fortune]

>>5219656
>>>/b/
>>>/pol/
>>>/trash/

[fortune color="#ff0000"]Your fortune:You are not posting in a great thread,but i am[/fortune]

[fortune color="#0000FF"] Your fortune: you will get dubs [/fortune]

[fortune color="#FF0000"] (USER WAS BANNED FOR NOT GETTING DUBS) [/fortune]

>>5212191
hi!

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>5216327
>implying invisitext isn't cooler
>>5214868
>>5213962

[fortune color="#000000"]praise kek[/fortune]

[fortune color="#98EA2B"]OP is a faggot[/fortune]

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[fortune color="#FF0000"](USER WAS BANED FOR THIS POST)[/fortune]

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

[fortune color="#FF0000"](USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)[/fortune]

Please how to fortune I have a family

>>5211389
[fortune color="#835C3B"]lmao[/fortune]

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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>>5211800
>[fortune color="#000000"]We're 100% black[/fortune]

[fortune color="#eef8f0"]MM......MM...U.........U...H.........H[/fortune]
[fortune color="#eef8f0"]M..M..M..M...U.........U...H.........H[/fortune]
[fortune color="#eef8f0"]M....M.....M...U.........U...HHHHHH[/fortune]
[fortune color="#eef8f0"]M............M...U.........U...H.........H[/fortune]
[fortune color="#eef8f0"]M............M...UUUUUU...H.........H[/fortune]

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If swaglord doesn't implement these I'm gonna be disappointed :^(

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>>5211361
[fortune color="#0CFFB6"]It will all be alright, friend.[/fortune]

ayyyy lmao xDDD fugg :-DDD

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>5211361
U left ur namefig up pinkerposter.

>>5222599
[fortune color="#7fa434"](USER CHECKED DUBS WITH THIS POST)[/fortune]

>>5211361

Am I doing this right

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>5223258

hi

Your fortune: Good Luck

Will I fuck OP's mom

>>5223282

Goddamnit

Will OP's mom fuck a tard like me

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

[fortune color="#789922"]How do I green text?!?!?! [/fortune]

[fortune color="#81be83"](EBIC :-DDDDDD)[/fortune]

>>5211361
benis

Ebin memes guise xd

Your fortune: Good Luck

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gay secs

Let's see what God has in store for me

[fortune color="#111111"]Your fortune: Check em[/fortune]

>>5223565
No, this is how you do it
[fortune color="#333333"]Your fortune: Check 'Em[/fortune]

[fortune color="#04d08d"]Your fortune: LA BAMBA[/fortune]

faggots

>>5211361
fef

[fortune color="#fef6f6"]fef[/fortune]

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>5223566
Checked

[fortune color="#DAA520"]essforess will win the 4ching cup[/fortune]

[fortune color="#333333"]Your fortune: Check 'Em[/fortune]

[fortune color="#fde3fc"](UR MOM MARCO)[/fortune]

[fortune color="#222222"]ffourt[/fortune]

amazing

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

LOL

[fortune color="#81be83"]j̴̢̧̧̳̞̥̜̜̪̫̘̗̺̫̟͓̪̭͖̮̳́̇̊̏̓͛̇̓̑͊̏̎̅͐͗̿̋̂̓̽̈́̇̚͜͝ͅͅą̷̨̧͉̼͔̠̰̮͚͓̼͈͚̬̼͕̹̫̮̾́̂͆͒̓̂̅̎̇͐̀͊̃̐̑̚͘̕̕͠͝ͅͅç̴̢̧̨̡̤͎̜̦̱͉̠̰̗̩̠̥͓͖̼̩̙̺̂̆͂͌̂͊̆͑͋͛̔̂̉̓̽̿̌́̍͆̔͘͜ͅķ̴̫̟͕̫͈̗̰̲̜̖͖̝̱̦̹̺̯̗̼̺̯̜͍̐͑̈́͐́̎͋̈́̽̏̍̍͌̏̒́͐̿̓̚̕̕͜͠͝͠ͅ ̵̨̡̳̯͙̟̰̩̗̬̹̱̰͖̱̬͕̦̭̙̟̠̗̈̍͆͒̎̉̒̇́̽̉̈́̌̍̄̄̉̍̃̕͠͝͝͠ͅŗ̷̧̧̻̝̙̱̫͎̮̮̝̩̫̠̩̭̖͚͇͉̪̲̬̄͗͊̽̿͌̆͌̅̏̅̾̾͂̾̀͂̎̏̐̍͊̐͘͜͜͝͝ų̷̛̻̩̮̥̤̟͉̰̱͎̗̫̬͖͚̖͖͚̣̼͉̹̥̐̏̇̾̏͌̿̀̄̿͋̇̌͌̃̚̕͘͜͝͝͝ͅş̸̠͚̦̬͖͚̟͙͇̯̗͖̟͔͓̼͔̥̝͕͈̆̐̀̌̀̅̎́͆̃̓͐͊̍̈́̓̈̓̒́̕ͅͅe̶̡̡͙̬̼̲̦͕̟͉͙̯̮͎̫͕̗̪̜̰̦̤̿̈́̈́̽̇̐̔̄͆͐̈́̔͐͑̂͛͑͑͗̕̕̚ͅ ̵̭̯̬̬̱͍̲̳͖̜̩͍̣̙̤͉̖̺̤̤̺̬́̂͗̾̑̄̀̋͆̒̿̋̅̀͂͛̀͋̑̓̕͝l̵̡̧̛̛̩̺̺̖̝͈͍̫͍̯̗͇̤̫͚̯̯̬͎̿̉̋̌̐͂̅́̏̆̋̋͋͆͋͆̀̈́̔̎̒̚ȅ̸̢̨̟͖̯̰̣̖̳̲̹͕͙͍̙̺̹͔̤̲͔̟̘̣̪͊̅̌̓̾̉̉̿̓̅͂̑͂̌͊̾̅͋̅̂̆̾͋͘͝ͅl̶̨̧̛͙̠͚̳͎̫̪̝͎̯̥̮̱̹̪͓͇̫̊̂̊̐̈͌̄̐̓̃̄̅̆̿̓͌̍͛̏̐̈̈̌̚͜͜͝ͅ[/fortune]

[fortune color="#9932CC"] Oy Vey [/fortune]

[fortune color="#FF0081"]D[/fortune] [fortune color="#00ffec"]E[/fortune] [fortune color="#c9ff00"]E[/fortune] [fortune color="#00ffdd"]Z[/fortune] [fortune color="#4cff00"]N[/fortune] [fortune color="#e1ff00"]U[/fortune] [fortune color="#ff4300"]T[/fortune] [fortune color="#ff006a"]S[/fortune]

Why the fuck is this still here

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>>5224903
your dead meat cunt

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[fortune color="#81be83"](USER WAS TURNED IN TO A NIGGER FOR THIS POST)[/fortune]

[fortune color="#FF0081"]C[/fortune] [fortune color="#00ffec"]H[/fortune] [fortune color="#c9ff00"]E[/fortune] [fortune color="#00ffdd"]C[/fortune] [fortune color="#4cff00"]K[/fortune] [fortune color="#e1ff00"]E[/fortune] [fortune color="#ff4300"]M[/fortune]

How can i get the colour?

>>5225907
[fortune color="#ffaa56" hidden="Reply to this post with something like 'Got it, thanks for the help!' or something so that we can ruse the archives, who can't read hidden text!"]Sent :^)[/fortune]

kekkats dreams about you

[fortune color="#15cg52"]Your fortune: good news will come to you by mail.[/fortune]

im hacking forchan and im putting these fortunes

>>5226709
>He coughed. “Dix? McCoy? That you man?” His throat was tight.

>“Hey, bro,” said a directionless voice.

>“It’s Case, man. Remember?”

>“Miami, joeboy, quick study.”

>“What’s the last thing you remember before I spoke to you, Dix?”

>“Nothin’.”

>“Hang on.” He disconnected the construct. The presence was gone. He reconnected it. “Dix? Who am I?”

>“You got me hung, Jack. Who the fuck are you?”

>“Ca – your buddy. Partner. What’s happening, man?”

>“Good question.”

>“Remember being here, a second ago?”

>“No.”

>“Know how a ROM personality matrix works?”

>“Sure, bro, it’s a firmware construct.”

>“So I jack it into the bank I’m using, I can give it sequential, real time memory?”

>“Guess so,” said the construct.

>“Okay, Dix. You are a ROM construct. Got me?”

>“If you say so,” said the construct. “Who are you?”

>“Case.”

>“Miami,” said the voice, “joeboy, quick study.”

Godspeed.

[fortune color="#ff73ed"]Your fortune: Nice things will happen to you[/fortune]

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[fortune color="#FF0081"]B[/fortune] [fortune color="#00ffec"]E[/fortune] [fortune color="#c9ff00"]N[/fortune] [fortune color="#00ffdd"]I[/fortune] [fortune color="#4cff00"]S[/fortune]

>>5216203
They are messing with the archives... somehow.

>>5211361
lol

[fortune color="#f0e0d6"]if you can see this, you have bad luck[/fortune]

today's GET: >>>/3/555555

that link is confusing
wew, i know
it's basically 5s on /3/ :^)

> [fortune color="#FFFFFF"] White text [/fortune]

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Nice thread.
[fortune color="#FFD700"] (User was gifter 4chan gold for this post)

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

[banned] nice
[banned] thread [/banned]
[fortune color="#00000"] guys
image.jpg

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

heh
[fortune color="#000000"]You'Re mom a big tists :D i touch ahuhuhuhuuhu[/fortune]

[fortune colour="#000000"]X GON GIVE IT TO YA[/fortune]

[fortune color="#0aff04"]henlo user
henlo you stinky user
go post a nice ugly[/fortune]

Your fortune: Outlook good

Your fortune: Average Luck

Niggers

Impressive

haheeaehuhehae
[fortune color="#ABB4B4"] braaaap [/fortune]

mp

[fortune color=#FF0000"](USER WAS MADE A JANITOR FOR THIS POST [/fortune]

[fortune color="#aa00aa"](USER WAS MADE A MODERATOR FOR THIS POST)[/fortune]

[fortune color="#ff66ff"](SCRATCH THAT, USER WAS MADE A MANAGER FOR THIS POST)[/fortune]

[fortune color=#FF0000"](USER WAS MADE AN ADMINISTRATOR FOR THIS POST [/fortune]

>>5211373
https://youtu.be/PsO6ZnUZI0g
[Gg]


Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

犬が銜えてきた食い物に食えたものなど無かった、犬を焼いて食ったほうが原始人の飯並みにマシなだけ

[info]Stop messing with my archive lads, it's gonna break.

t.[/info][fortune color="##FF0000"] 4plebs ## Admin[/fortune]

[fortune color="#aa00aa"] Kek will bless you and you will be in His next Happening[/fortune]

[fortune color="#da77a3"]does bruno mars is gay?[/fortune]

[fortune color="#81be83"](SHIIIIIT)[/fortune]

today's GET: >>>/a/154666666

;^)
:^)
;^)

[fortune color="#F4D03F"](USER FUCKED SWAGLORD'S MOM FOR THIS POST)[/fortune]

[fortune color="#FF0000"]If red fortune: you took everyone's butt cherries[/fortune]

[fortune color="#ff66ff"]always remember: we're all pink on the inside[/fortune]

Big 3 coming soon

>>5233333
[fortune color="#aa00aa"]nice dubs[/fortune]

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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>>5233277
>>5226277
>>5223933
>>5223566
>>5222599
>>5222288
>>5216522
>>5216411
>>5213900
>>5213655
>>5213599
>>5212999 Jesus is the trips
>>5212600
>>5212422
>>5211688
>>5211800
>>5211455
>>5211411
>>5211399
>>5211377
Jesus is the bread

#630436

[fortune color="#630436] may the rest of your life be breakfast in bed[/fortune]

[fortune color="#ff00ff"](USER WAS UNBANNED FOR THIS POST)[/fortune]

[fortune color="#ff00ff" onclick="alert(1)"](USER WAS UNBANNED FOR THIS POST)[/fortune]

[fortune color="#ff00ff; border:2px solid #ff00ff"](USER WAS UNBANNED FOR THIS POST)[/fortune]

[fortune color="#ff00ff"><h1>](USER WAS UNBANNED FOR THIS POST)[/fortune]

[fortune color="#ff00ff;\"><h1>"](USER WAS UNBANNED FOR THIS POST)[/fortune]

[fortune color="rgba(255,255,255,0.5)"](USER WAS UNBANNED FOR THIS POST)[/fortune]

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[fortune color="#FF0000"]
HANDS FREE FAPPING[/fortune]

>>5211361
n*gger :^Ð

[fortune color="#DD0000"](USER WAS STICKIED FOR THIS POST)[/fortune]

[fortune color="#EA8"](USER WAS PROMOTED FOR THIS POST)[/fortune]

Checked: √,, , , ,

Wew lad.

wut

owo

fuck

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

[fortune color="#81be83"](Have a good day!)[/fortune]

fortune color="#81be83" Have a good day! /fortune

fortune color=#81be83 Have a good day! /fortune

[fortune color="#81be83"] Have a good day! [/fortune]

[fortune color="#9A2EFE"] (FUCK OFF) [/fortune]

[fortune color="#9A2EFE"] (FUCK OFF) [/fortune]

meme

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

[fortune color="#92be88"]Your fortune: You will have a nice day[/fortune]

>>5234722
kek

>>5234765
ungekekt

>>5211361
[fortune color="#81be83"](Trump is the God Emperor)[/fortune]

whaaat

in

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[fortune color="#18c95e"][USER WAS GRANTED A 4CHAN PASS FOR THIS POST]

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>Be me
>Post on 4chan everyday for 10 years
>Never actually considered subscribing for 4chan pass
>Become fully actualized
>Still don't pay for a 4chan pass
SOMEBODY STOP ME

>>5235200
who are you quoting?

>>5235200
I'll stop you but you'll have to tell me first where you live.

Whuat

[fortune color="#81be83"]WHAT[/fortune]

dubs = double the potency
trips = triple the potency
ect.

pls

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

[fortune color="FF0000"]HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG GAS THE KIKES[/fortune]

[fortune color="#FF000F"]Your fortune:Kill me[/fortune]

[fortune color="#81be83"]succ[/fortune]

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>>5235866
get out

>>5211425
what is orangetext?<

vaginas

I am a huge faggot and I would suck dick if anyone was willing to fuck my ugly ass

[fortune color="#81be83"]Is it okay if I come over? I'm feeling really lonely.[/fortune]

>>5211361
how long your checks<

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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[fortune coluor="#81be83"]>5211361>fort
>1
>[/spoiler]

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>5213710
walruse

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>>5235168
I hope they go on sale april 1st.

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>>5236893

[fortune color="#81be83" background-color="#ff00ff"](OI)[/fortune]

[fortune color="#81be83" background="#ff00ff"](AAAAAAAAAAAA)[/fortune]
[fortune color="#81be83" border="5px solid #ff00ff"](AAAAAAAAAAAA)[/fortune]
[fortune color="#81be83" font-family="Comic Sans MS, Verdana"](AAAAAAAAAAAA)[/fortune]
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[fortune asddsd="adsfkewpl"](AAAAAAAAAAAA)[/fortune]

>>5212826
testing fortune

Your fortune: Average Luck

forced anons things

Wow

>>>/s4s/

[fortune color="#888888" hidden="The text goes here."]

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>>5235871
[fortune color="#81be83"]You are like little baby, also no.[/fortune]

>>5238213
this is a good image. did you make this?

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Chaika on the archive!

[fortune color="#fb4d32"](Your fortune, luck, excellent!)[/fortune]

>>5238589
you're a fame ho

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Chaiking fortune. rules insist!

[fortune color="#FF000F"]Your Fortune: Shocking Truth! To you! Soon![/fortune]

>>5211361
[fortune color="#81be83"](USER WAS SUCKED OFF REALLY REALLY HARD FOR THIS POST)[/fortune]

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[fortune color="#FF000F"](LOL, U TK HIM 2DA BAR]?)[/fortune]

>>5238788
good double

NANI?

>>5211361
[fortune color="#FF000F"]The problem is, OP, that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the /s4s/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.
I actually just flipped over to the /s4s/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible [s4s] is like this.[/fortune]

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>>5211361

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

[fortune color="#D6F0DA"]Check'em[/fortune]

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JOE CAPO[/fortune]

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Joe Capo deleted 34 videos in just 10 months. But what really helped him, is incredible! Before getting fame on the line, Joe Capo was and antisemi… (read full article)[/fortune]

they talk about me like i'm not in on the joke
nigger the fact that you think that proves you're either low iq af or legit schitzoprenic

>>5239543
>n*gr

Bisciuts

>>5239543
...and?

postin in le stick

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wew

>>5211361
hue

tfw no gf

Does anyone have the chart of all the ice cream, with each one labeled 1-100? PLEASE CALL ME IF U DO

tfw swaglord unsticky

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