/adv/ didn't care about me, so I'll try again here.
Just give me your opinions, facts, memes, motivational catposters or whatever could be related to this
>>5204868
This seems like a common theme here. Maybe distract yourself with something else? Like take a nap or funpost more idk
>>5204868
Why stop masturbating?
Also like literally what is wrong with masturbating? It's only weird if you spend a lot of time doing it like... it isn't hurting anyone lol. I think you're influenced by ppl on 4chan who think that they'll get some wizard power or sth
>>5204877
Nice doubles
>>5204877
Oh you know... religion
>>5204885
Hmm. Do you think Jesus ever masturbated?
>>5204886
Would he have any reason to? He's gods son, he probably has better things to do
>>5204891
Well maybe he got tired of god shit and decided to explore his earthly body some? Doesn't seem improbable at least.
>>5204898
And disobey his father, which he loves more than anything else? Seems weird
>>5204886
He didn't.
You just can't expect someone in the same level of Jesus to need any of that really...
Do u have a collection of p*rn? Put ur collection on an external drive. Make it harder 2 access. Make a blacklist on your browser. Don't think about it. Don't go thinkin about it. Don't think about the senxey cellulite on my haunches or u might splooge by accident
>>5204913
"Luckily" I don't have a collection of porn. But the internet is pretty accessible and not thinking about it is easier said than done
>>5204913
one fuckt up fatass
>>5204927
I've seen worse
>>5204886
Jesus was an alpha who kept a whore satisfied and kicked le merchant *ss.
Did Jesus fap, probably not since he said "better your seed land in the belly of a whore than on the ground"
>>5204937
Prob had some. But if anyone found out that he sleeps with his followers he wouldn't have a religion no more
>>5204923
Yeh. Yeh I hear u. I suppose it doesn't bode as well if you don't have a collection cause there's nothing for you to 'keep from yourself' per se. As cringey as the nofap community is, there's some MOTIVATING material round those parts. Also if you can overcome the INITIAL craving by doing something for only FIVE minutes, it should subside. .. like.. eat, or something. that's what i do. just eat & don't stop eatin :)
>>5204942
That's a good one. We should add that to the bible
>>5204946
That's a good idea actually. I'm too skinny anyways. But I have to keep my brain busy somehow
>>5204968
Good idea. Just download a bunch of crazy gifs to fry my brain whenever I don't want it to work
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